Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak id best!
Some of his literary gems include:
"Ah... you are from the Fighters Guild, I resume. Good show. I am Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak. Let us conversate on the Lady Rogbut. I fear that whilst out rock-picking, she was apprehensive. Stolen away! My suspension is that ogres have abjected her! Please search to the east of my sprawling abode. They have been known to vacate these premises. I am most gracious and truly woeful."
On ogres:
"Horrible creatures! Replete with horror and evil. They roam freely eastward of the estate. I look forward to you exterminizing them." and "Please, rescue my daughter from these brutes! I fear for her safe return!"
Randomly:
"I am resident to encounter the minotaur. Its horny protuberants cause me great conflagrations."
And he sends you on your way with:
"Precedeth most urgentlike."
You see? funny orc wins!
