Not to be rude or contrary, but I would just like to point out that in my experience, I've noticed that the first thing people tend to say when they're trying to be random is related to colors, animals, food, or common household objects. Test this on people you know. Not that random in my opinion. Just sayin.
in other words due to the fact that he just nullified everything else what do you want us to be random about? all that is left after your list is ppl or politics...AN NOBODY LIKES TO TALK ABOUT EITHER OF THOSE.
however how can you not smile at pink elephants, purple t-rexs, and yellow alligators? Go troll some WoW forums bro
on a lighter note...i think that me getting serious for a second there might have returned a small amount of brainpower that sleep depervation had stolen from me