DISTURBING MOMENT : V - Skyrim

» Thu May 31, 2012 6:06 pm

He has been on these forums much longer then you

Aw darn I'm not in the e-club :sadvaultboy:

P.S. Time spent on a forum isn't relative to capability of trolling. That's about as many neurons as I'm willing to waste on this.

» Thu May 31, 2012 5:33 am

Are you sure your house wasn't built over an indian cemetery?

or forsworn cemetary????

» Thu May 31, 2012 4:25 am

I have an npc now unresponsive in the yield position. Going about her daily business holding her side crawling along the floor strangely with a distressed look wanting somebody to help her. I tried to cast heal, talk to her, whatever I could, then I thought sod her I didn't do it. I'm at the point of looking the other way like she's a homeless person.

that made me lol i do the same thing to homeless people.... and babies

» Thu May 31, 2012 2:55 am

What? I'm a troll when I believe someone else to be one?
I'm just requesting a picture.

I got some strange stuff too, got some pics too.

http://bb.xieke.com/files/2011-12-08_00002.jpg

That would technically be called a Ballista; it uses the same principles as a crossbow but on a much larger scale. It's considered a Medieval siege weapon.

» Thu May 31, 2012 5:58 pm

That would technically be called a Ballista; it uses the same principles as a crossbow but on a much larger scale. It's considered a Medieval siege weapon.

I'm still confused as to how the ballista is a weird thing? I've ran into plenty of them in dwemer ruins, or falmor caves.

» Thu May 31, 2012 11:41 am

Maybe that's the thumping upstairs I hear sometimes when I enter Birna's Oddments.

» Thu May 31, 2012 11:23 am

LOL! And I mean that literally. That is too damn funny.

» Thu May 31, 2012 11:27 am

Maybe that's the thumping upstairs I hear sometimes when I enter Birna's Oddments.

How, might one inquire, do you get INTO Birna's in the first place? She and whatshisface are always standing outside arguing (even after I "fix" his problem with the innkeeper).... with the door locked - and waiting through a 24 hour cycle never shows them elsewhere or the store "open for business".

[And yes, I did buy the claw from Birna and go do that stuff as well....]

[[I refer you all to http://www.scribd.com/doc/31069881/anthony-boucher-they-bite, by Anthony Boucher....]]

» Thu May 31, 2012 12:50 pm

The one thing that actually startled me on this game also had to do with a decapitation. I was getting the witches' heads for the companion quest, and after taking one, I went on my way. When I turned back around, the headless hagraven was standing immediately behind me. It was enough to make me jump.

» Thu May 31, 2012 6:08 am

How, might one inquire, do you get INTO Birna's in the first place? She and whatshisface are always standing outside arguing (even after I "fix" his problem with the innkeeper).... with the door locked - and waiting through a 24 hour cycle never shows them elsewhere or the store "open for business".

[And yes, I did buy the claw from Birna and go do that stuff as well....]

Dunno. She's been inside as far back in the game as I can remember, usually complaining about her drunkard brother. What platform are you using?

» Thu May 31, 2012 10:22 am

Well, I can't top the OP's story but a few days ago I was killing skeletons in a large pile and they had so many bones they bounced against each other without losing momentum. The damned things kept hitting me to the extent I lost about half my life before I escaped the bouncing by getting two rooms away. Was mildly amusing, although when I reentered the room later it was annoying that just walking through them caused me damage.

» Thu May 31, 2012 8:40 am

I have had corpses randomly attach to walls but nothing as funny as this

» Thu May 31, 2012 2:31 am

Me too. In its DLC, Bethesda should add a rabbit in a cave that we need to kill. If I saw that, I would be laughing too hard to actually complete the quest.

http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Fury_%28Final_Fantasy_XII%29 :rofl:

Though it is one of the toughest optional bosses in that game :cold:

» Thu May 31, 2012 5:20 pm

or forsworn cemetary????

GOOD POINT!

» Thu May 31, 2012 8:48 am

I'm still really freaked out by the fact that the tails from Khajiit and Argonians keep moving when they're dead. They keep swaying like they're still alive. :eek:

» Thu May 31, 2012 2:28 am

Well, I can't top the OP's story but a few days ago I was killing skeletons in a large pile and they had so many bones they bounced against each other without losing momentum. The damned things kept hitting me to the extent I lost about half my life before I escaped the bouncing by getting two rooms away. Was mildly amusing, although when I reentered the room later it was annoying that just walking through them caused me damage.

honestly I think you did beat my story with yours...Nice post..!

» Thu May 31, 2012 9:09 am

I'm still really freaked out by the fact that the tails from Khajiit and Argonians keep moving when they're dead. They keep swaying like they're still alive. :eek:

Or if not moving.... Ive experienced then sticking straight up pointing North, disturbing position...LOL

» Thu May 31, 2012 5:14 am

Does sound a little far-fetched, but then again I did walk though a dungeon I cleared only to find the bodies of all those that I killed breathing and flinching, making very disturbing thumping sounds against the walls and floors. I got the hell out of there.

Yer....

I had a similar one, where in a cage, in one of the creepier dungeons. This mage was dead, but flopping arouns the floor and making horrible noises. Reminded me of the exorcist film.... was very creepy. :jammasterjay:

» Thu May 31, 2012 5:54 am

Yer....

I had a similar one, where in a cage, in one of the creepier dungeons. This mage was dead, but flopping arouns the floor and making horrible noises. Reminded me of the exorcist film.... was very creepy. :jammasterjay:

HEHE Nice...!

» Thu May 31, 2012 4:00 am

Seeing NPCs either chase you or run away while sliding across the ground can be a bit disturbing... and funny.

http://youtu.be/IwnJu8sAnj4

See how this glitch can occur.

http://youtu.be/OrIqU-D79Xw

» Thu May 31, 2012 2:32 pm

Seeing NPCs either chase you or run away while sliding across the ground can be a bit disturbing... and funny.

http://youtu.be/IwnJu8sAnj4

See how this glitch can occur.

http://youtu.be/OrIqU-D79Xw

Nice Links Lat....

» Thu May 31, 2012 6:10 pm

I don't think it's your imagination. Rather just BS you came up with to make a thread. Not sure though, can you provide a screenshot?

Yes. Take a screenshot of a rolling head. Males perfect sense.