i found a guard standing under the bridge at the entrance to whiterun

I still wonder what that Imperial patrol without prisoner was doing, standing near Alftand, just gazing at the sky, warning me of Stormcloak spies (which I thought was kind of fun since my character is Stormcloak - though not wearing that uniform at the moment, I'll give them that).

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He must of been having a hard time admitting he had been beat.

I found two dead Thalmor, one living Thalmor, puzzling over their deaths, and when I rounded a curve in the path, a lost looking prisoner near Solitude. Never figured out who killed them.

LOL.

Leaving Winterhold, I spotted the band of revellers and that one chick who escaped the bandits at Mistwatch all just standing in front of a mine, staring at me. So, I walked up and waited. Nobody did anything. They just kept staring. Then I initiated conversation with the chick who apparently didn't remember that I had already spoken to her and sent her off to Whiterun long ago. She went through her speech and I pointed her to Winterhold. Then I tried to speak to the revellers (because they usually give me a beer) but apparently they weren't in the mood to party. So, I left them all there. It was a bit weird.


svcks for him. Maybe he was staying at a Stormcloak camp and some drunken Stormcloaks decided to play a prank on him and placed his body on one of the dwarven elevators that brings you into Blackreach and pulled the lever.


Was it that one that's always wandering around with his wife? Perhaps she finally left him when she realized he never intended to put their life back together but instead wanted to walk around Skryim aimlessly. This tipped him over the edge. He started drinking, began having fantasies that he was more stronger than Darth Vapor, then travelled deep into Blackreach with no weapons or armor.

Awesome.

Maybe. But if i recall, the only entrance i had opened was the one you use in the MQ.

...Maybe Stormcloaks know and have their own entrances into Blackreach, and use it bypass imperial defenses

I found the town of Winterhold....in my house.

Fast traveling to a Dwemer ruin and having Frost go missing, then a few seconds later he falls randomly from the sky ontop of me, dead.

Erikur and Melaran being in the middle of the Sea of Ghosts, but inside Solitude's map cell.

Inception, you need to go deeper.

I walked outside whiterun and a dead giant dropped right outside the gate.

My latest game running a bunch of mods with the latest beta has one of the Orc Chieftains wives wandering around in random places. Well I say wandering, each time I see her, she is standing still complaining about her husband.

I've not yet visited any Orc stronghold.

The annoying thing is I have a scenic carriage mod installed which means she keeps getting run over and killed and I have to keep jumping out and resurrecting her in case she's important for something later.

Oh and the "friend" that gives you the horn (fnar fnar) is currently sitting in Whiterun having very many beers and isn't interested in going home anytime soon, so I'm stuck on the main quest. That's betas and mods for you.

Reminds me, I've met her at the Bannered Mare, too, without mods. "Not here!" she hissed to me. I have no idea what she did there. She did make it back home, though.

Well I found a naked chick in a pond once.

She was dead though.

seen the same thing on my second playthrough

So not a bug then, just somebody doing what I'd do after seeing a dragon up close.

*sigh* What is it with me and Forsworn?

Every Jarl, except Markarth (???), seems to have added in a non-hostile Forsworn Forager as one of their Thanes. No dialogue options, they just follow them EVERYWHERE. Even when they go to [censored] sleep these Forsworn follow them.

Thing is, I don't want to fix these Forsworn bugs. They're absolutely hilarious.

I think she magically appears if you go back to riverwood

lol, seems the forsworn are finally making peace with the nords.

As long as Stormcloaks don't start spawning in Forsworn camps, I'll be happy...

That did happen to a friend of mine, though. He was on the PC so I kinda dismissed it as he'd modded it, but when forsworn started misbehaving on my xbox... [censored] got real.

I've seen a theif attack the tavern in Riften, all he kept saying was "You win, you win, I surrender" and everyone was trying to kill him.......

It was very strange and I doubt it was normal.

Not your regular NPC, but earlier I was wandering near Eldergleam Sanctuary and I saw two Hunters just kicking back and relaxing in one of the natural hot pools. They were both sitting in the water in their underwear. I stripped off to join them and one said, "By Sithis, you'll freeze to death!"

Ritual nudity is only allowed among them now? For shame. They belong in the void!

jarl in whiterun swimming in the pools in front of dragonsreach fully clothed

Makes sense to me.

I had a chuckle on my second character I made. Was in Riften and gave the beggar lady some coin for the charity perk. I then skipped forward a few hours to get to nighttime. Walked into my house and she was there.

I just presumed she started a new profession to make some extra money