My Altmer character has less then 25000 in gold in his inventory. He just risked his life defeating the Wolf Queen aka Potema (According to Falk had she been successful of being resurrected things would be a lot worst for both the imperials and the stormcloaks) and what does he get in return for his service? 1200 in gold plus a crappy solitude shield. Well Mr. scumbag Falk what use do I need with this shield when my main choice of weapons are either conjuration or destruction spells? Why don't you tell your vampire court wizard to give me something worth wild? Maybe like a free destruction training? Or maybe a few spell books?

And you Jarl Elisif the Fair you're a scumbag for letting it happen, and for not at least repay for my service to provide me a free house that you're charging me 25000 in gold for! Thank you for making this Dragonborn poor ass broke! Thank you for continuing to let this dragonborn pay 10 gold in the winking skeever to sleep while on the other hand Ulfric allows this dragonborn to sleep in his kings palace for free once he establishes a connection. Stupid cow you will never get to have Queen status. You might start licking Ulfrics boots because you will be taking orders from him soon enough

I believe the words you're looking for are "contemptible list"

Tell me, when you get your paycheque at work, do you kick up a fuss and demand a bigger one?

First off did you know the magic resistance enchantment on that shield is different then the regular one. Its also more powerful so it would grant 25% resist magic while the normal enchantment only adds 20% Which would then allow you to enchant an item with magic resistance twice. Very useful for any character. And Ulfric doesn't give you Hjerim for free either so then he's a "contemptible" by that same token.

Elisif allows you to sleep at the Blue Palace, check the room on the left corner on the 1st floor.

Well I just think I've shot down all your arguments so unless your prepared to admit that Ulfric is no different.

You know, if some people spent as much time playing the game as they do trolling this forum....

If they did I fear they would discover more scumbags.

Please excuse me if I sound like an ignorant idiot but when did we start using the word "contemptible" instead of scumbag. I saw some of the earlier threads about scumbags and just notices they and everyone else uses that now and i was just wondering when it happened. again sorry for being ill informed lol.

I assume the Mods are changing the titles.

Well then you know what that makes them, don't you?




JUST KIDDING I LOVE YOU, MODS, EVEN IF I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE please don't hurt me.

ROFL!! heh.... er.... um... *laughing OUT LOUD IRL*

Wow. I actually never even ONCE considered the mods as deus ex machina.

Good, good. You're happy, I'm happy...
we're all happy.

All too well.

Wait, I didn't know that the court wizard was a vampire. How did you find this out?

In reality probably from Wikia. In the game I'd like to know as well.

She is very old, and has been the court wizard for a a couple of generations, although she doesn't look old, and isn't an 'Elder'. As a vampire, she has both nice and arrogant dialogue for me, but nothing to indicate she's a vampire. I suspect someone must have seen she's under BretonRaceVampire in the CK.

Probably. I had no idea she was vampire until I saw it here in some thread or other. Her dialogue is.... suggestive....

Walk up to her cast detect life and then detect dead.

Yeah, she mentions that, doesn't she?

Yeah, the "...none of them pleasant." could imply stuff.

OK, Dr Van Helsing.

I think I need Detect Dead - I may just have to buy it if I haven't found it yet.

The worst thing is, they don't even clean up the house for you when you buy it. I don't want licey hay and spiderwebs everywhere.
The quest rewards in this game svck at low levels "OMG U SAVED THE WORLD GREATEST HERO EVER have 500 gold"

Everyone in skyrim is a scumbag...

My thoughts exactly! And he's not the only one. I'm minding my own business when a bunch of geezers up on a mountain yell at me to get my attention (Seriously, they couldn't write a letter?) and want me to come visit them. So I walk all the way to the top of the freakin' mountain. Then, after I get up there, I find all of them rocking out in their pajamas and find out the reason they wanted me to come visit them is they wanted me to go desecrate a tomb to get some bloody bugle horn or something, and the tomb isn't exactly close by. So I break in to play Mr. Graverobber and find out the stupid thing's not even there, so I have to go to some other town, meet some woman who tells me about dragons and expects me to run off with her to play hero. So after I end up killing another dragon, which is how I got into all this mess in the first place, I can finally go back to give Gandalf and Friends their stupid horn. And how do they thank me? They yell at me for 3 minutes and teach me how to yell like them!

Um... HELLO!? Why do I need magical words when I use a dagger!? Just because the item you're giving up holds special significance to you doesn't mean it'll help me sneak around now does it? How bout you give me your nice little snuggie thing so I can play slumber party whenever I want? Talk about scumbags...

/Sarcasm Self-Test Complete

It's one of the best shields in the game. The enchantment is awesome, and can even be disenchanted.

She also explodes when killed with Dawnbreaker.

I guess to make it sound more intelligent by using a big boys word. Either way I like the word "scumbag" more so I'm going to continue to use it.

REL_Dovahkin, But those geezers gives you free dragonborn lessons. I actually like the Unrelenting Force shout that they freely give you. It saved my ass so many times that I thought I should've done more to earn this shout. Yes they give you a task to take the horn but guess who stole it? Scumbag Delphine who think she now runs the show because she found out that you're the dragonborn.What makes worst is her scumbag friend Esbern whom both scumbag orders you to kill a peaceful dragon that has been there to help.

This.

Next thread would probably be "Is the Raizen Sama a scumbag for making scumbag threads ?"

HAHAHA ITS YOU AGAIN scumbag.

Kinda true though, i felt pissed at Falk's relative nonchalance to the scale of the event. He didn't even want to investigate the cave at first.

Meh, this is where skyrim lacks in choices. You should have a choice to ignore the quest, and then potema would be resurrected(or whatever, can't remember, been 5 months since i played) thus veering the story in a different direction.

Bethesda should collaborate with Bioware sometime.