Fallout: New Vegas Joke Thread

Post » Tue May 10, 2011 5:38 pm

When your siding with the NCR and fight at Hoover Dam, you say to the opposing forces (not trying to post a spoiler) "Dam" Bridge Assualt!
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Kellymarie Heppell
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 5:02 pm

I've had multiple funny random moments occur for me in-game that made me laugh, but I can't seem to recall specifics right now. Most of them were funny dialogue/events that companions or random NPCs spoke.

The Boone "EAT THIS!" post was a good example :D
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sarah
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 2:11 am

Fallout: New Vegas.

There's no better joke than the game itself.
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Talitha Kukk
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 1:47 am

Fallout: New Vegas.

There's no better joke than the game itself.


Do not compute.
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Tom
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 9:34 pm

Do not compute.


He's fishing.
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natalie mccormick
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 3:37 am

Fallout: New Vegas.

There's no better joke than the game itself.


Nice try you.
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Oceavision
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 4:18 pm

Fallout: New Vegas.

There's no better joke than the game itself.


Cool story bro
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Benji
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 6:23 pm

Two of the Legion's best assassins are swimming through the lake.
While swimming, one runs into a wall.
The other says, "Oh, dam."

Did I winz?
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Anna Beattie
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 10:54 pm

Cool story bro


Fantastic said something like this, So I cut his arms off and dragged them into a blown open freezer..
Now whoever finds him will notice hims arms a bit cold and wonder about his story, And if he was a bro.
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 3:15 am

Two of the Legion's best assassins are swimming through the lake.
While swimming, one runs into a wall.
The other says, "Oh, dam."

Did I winz?

I think you stole my pun,
I said this:
"When your siding with the NCR and fight at Hoover Dam, you say to the opposing forces (not trying to post a spoiler) "Dam" Bridge Assualt!"
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Chris BEvan
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 8:30 pm

Two of the Legion's best assassins are swimming through the lake.
While swimming, one runs into a wall.
The other says, "Oh, dam."

Did I winz?


yeah you are the god dam(n) dam god
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chloe hampson
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 4:43 pm

yeah you are the god dam(n) dam god

Hey everyone is stealing my "Dam" Jokes.
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Maddy Paul
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 9:37 pm

Hey everyone is stealing my "Dam" Jokes.


A lakelurk with a sickly look on his face turns to another lakelurk after taking a drink from the dam and says

"This damn water does not agree with me" :P
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Ashley Tamen
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 3:57 pm

Hey everyone is stealing my "Dam" Jokes.


More like your stealing everyone elses damn jokes!
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Sheila Reyes
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 10:05 pm

More like your stealing everyone elses damn jokes!

Check post #26
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Tyrone Haywood
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 8:46 pm

This one is not a Dam Joke:

You take A Power Fist and you punch Caesar with it, that's how to make Caesar Salad!
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Natalie Taylor
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 5:44 pm

This one is not a Dam Joke:

You take A Power Fist and you punch Caesar with it, that's how to make Caesar Salad!

For vegitarians?
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He got the
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 3:02 am

For vegitarians?

maybe.....................................
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Eddie Howe
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 9:04 pm

So House wanted me to get a Chip, So I asked him "Potato Chips or Fried Chips?"
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Lindsay Dunn
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 1:54 pm

So House wanted me to get a Chip, So I asked him "Potato Chips or Fried Chips?"

I'm pretty sure House said, "Get me that Platinum Chip at Fortification Hill."
But still, pretty good.
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 11:15 am

I'm pretty sure House said, "Get me that Platinum Chip at Fortification Hill."
But still, pretty good.


Okay, So he wanted this Platinum Chip, And I was thinking "How do you eat a Platinum Potato chip?"
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Katie Pollard
 
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Post » Wed May 11, 2011 3:11 am

Okay, So he wanted this Platinum Chip, And I was thinking "How do you eat a Platinum Potato chip?"

Hmmmm........let me see how you eat a platinum (potato) chip........hmmmmm.........oh, yes! You don't. (At least I'm answering "How do you eat a Platinum Potato chip?")
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 5:27 pm

PATROLLING THE NUCLEAR WINTER MAKES YOU WISH FOR A MOJAVE!!!! :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :flame: :flame: :brokencomputer:
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 12:45 pm

From Gizmo:

Veronica: You got something for me, it is a dress?
Courier: Get back to the kitchen Veronica.....there is still some Fiends down there!
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Louise Dennis
 
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Post » Tue May 10, 2011 6:50 pm

Fallout: New Vegas.

There's no better joke than the game itself.


HAHAHAHA :rofl:
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