Fallout: New Vegas Joke Thread : Fallout: New Vegas

» Tue May 10, 2011 9:18 pm

So.. Make jur jokes?

Also please don't flame this game, Make jokes about the devs or anything like that.

After seeing House, I threw him out of one.

» Tue May 10, 2011 10:42 pm

Courier: Hey Raul, I think you need to go to bed.
Raul: Why boss? Because I'm old?
Courier: No, because you look RAULLY tired.

-insert rimshot-

» Tue May 10, 2011 11:55 pm

Courier: Hey Raul, I think you need to go to bed.
Raul: Why boss? Because I'm old?
Courier: No, because you look RAULLY tired.

-insert rimshot-

:banghead:

pun so bad.....but yet so good....

» Tue May 10, 2011 2:03 pm

Fiend" I am going to find you and eat your spine"
Boone" EAT THIS!

» Tue May 10, 2011 11:48 pm

Fiend" I am going to find you and eat your spine"
Boone" EAT THIS!

lol.

» Wed May 11, 2011 1:35 am

“Veronica, can I get you a cup of tea?”

“No thank you, I prefer the punch.”

» Tue May 10, 2011 4:47 pm

“Veronica, can I get you a cup of tea?”

“No thank you, I prefer the punch.”

:clap: :clap: :clap:

"Cass, would you like some punch as well?"

"[censored] you."

;)

» Tue May 10, 2011 7:48 pm

In front of Novac dinosaur at night.

Courier: So how do you like my new hat?
BAM!
Courier: Blows your mind doesn't it?

» Tue May 10, 2011 3:22 pm

There once was a ghoul from Venice
Who had no skin on his ....

Er, nevermind.

» Wed May 11, 2011 1:52 am

There once was a ghoul from Venice
Who had no skin on his ....

Er, nevermind.

http://ibc.lynxeds.com/files/pictures/IMG_0619_ibc_Penice_belohrdla_Sylvia_melanocephala_Sardinian_Warbler.jpg

» Tue May 10, 2011 3:23 pm

“Veronica, can I get you a cup of tea?”

“No thank you, I prefer the punch.”

In front of Novac dinosaur at night.

Courier: So how do you like my new hat?
BAM!
Courier: Blows your mind doesn't it?

You two win 100 interwebs.

» Tue May 10, 2011 10:57 pm

Why did the deathclaw cross the street?

Because Chuck Norris was on the same side.

» Tue May 10, 2011 12:39 pm

Gannon was pissed when he found out all the Arcade games were broken.

» Tue May 10, 2011 11:33 pm

What's the difference between a Fiend and a stray dog? They both bark incomprehensibly, they both live in squalor, they are both abandoned by the rest of their kind. But only one is still edible. <_<

» Tue May 10, 2011 7:42 pm

What's the difference between a Fiend and a stray dog? They both bark incomprehensibly, they both live in squalor, they are both abandoned by the rest of their kind. But only one is still edible. <_<

:mellow: Uh. I'm not.. uh.

The King and Rex were together, And Arcade was asking why arn't they in two different Kingdoms.

» Tue May 10, 2011 11:30 pm

What did the powder ganger say to the courier.

You EYE BALLIN me.

(dont worry, it gets funny the 8,000,000th time)

» Tue May 10, 2011 3:41 pm

Freeside
more like Failside

Why do they call it the strip?
Because obsidain took the real life strip and stripped it down to 4 casinos.

» Tue May 10, 2011 6:38 pm

Freeside
more like Failside

:huh:

» Tue May 10, 2011 1:05 pm

Why did the deathclaw cross the street?

Because Chuck Norris was on the same side.

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» Tue May 10, 2011 9:26 pm

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You won this thread.

» Wed May 11, 2011 12:26 am

How do we know Rex is smart?

He’s always showing off his brains.

» Wed May 11, 2011 3:46 am

Well, I can tell that Rex is Brain-dead, Mainly because his brain and body are dead.

» Tue May 10, 2011 12:12 pm

Its not arson if you didn't do it on purpose. Its good advice.

» Tue May 10, 2011 4:47 pm

Chuck Norris kicked you in the head.
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"

» Tue May 10, 2011 10:14 pm

Cass runs into a bar and asks the bartender for 24 shots of his finest whisky.

When the bartender has poured the shots Cass drinks them down as fast as possible.

The bartender says “wow I’ve never seen anyone drink that fast before” and Cass says

“You would to if you had what I have” and the bartender says “What is it you have?”

And Cass says “25 caps” and runs out of the bar.