Favorite guard quote that isn't arrow in the knee? : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:37 pm

Arrow to the knee is my LEAST favorite. I've never seen a meme get played-out so quickly.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:09 am

"Is that... fur, coming out of your ears?" I love that one.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:46 am

Can't remember that exact quote but when they say they commend you for using one handed weapons and they prefer using the same, even though they carry a two handed steel warhammer.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:42 am

No Lollygagging

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:58 pm

"Hail, Companion."

It's simple and not really funny or clever, but I like it.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:24 pm

"Don't like those eyes you've got. There's a bad hunger to them."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:27 am

Arrow to the knee is my LEAST favorite. I've never seen a meme get played-out so quickly.

When you think about it, any of the other guard quotes could have just as easily become a meme as the arrow in the knee one. Because the only thing that made the arrow in the knee joke funny was that all the guards say it.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:49 pm

The live of a skyrim guard must be boring...

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:47 am

"I used to be a guard like you, Then I took the arrow out of my knee."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:37 pm

"The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:04 am

Arrow to the knee is my LEAST favorite. I've never seen a meme get played-out so quickly.

When you think about it, any of the other guard quotes could have just as easily become memes as the arrow in the knee one did. Because the only thing that made the arrow in the knee joke funny at first was that all guards said it.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:13 am

Guard might get nervous, a man approaches with an arrow in his knee.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:28 am

"I heard about you and your honeyed words."

Or something like that.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:18 pm

Is that fur comming out of your ears? like they can see it with my deadric helmet on

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:11 am

"I heard about you and your honeyed words."

Or something like that.

I always liked that one. I always heard it as "Hey, I hear you are a nice guy. I don't like you."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:35 am

Have to go with

"No lollygaggin"

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:49 am

"Destruction magic is fine...just don't go burning down any houses."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:03 pm

Got to thinking, maybe I'm the Dragonborn and I just- GODD*MN YOU ARE STUPID.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:54 pm

"You come up to me, fists raised? You looking for a beating?"
- as i approach in full dragonscale armor with a massive battleaxe on my back lol.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:51 pm

"Orcish armor, hmm? Had me a set of that once. Ugly and strong, like those that forged it."

"What do you aim to do with that hammer, friend? Knock down a house?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:41 am

"The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:42 pm

The one talking about using an iron sword to hunt butterflies

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:06 pm

I like the one about obsesive howling in Jarvaskor and gaging the dogs.

I'm up for it if Aela is!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:16 am

The one who wants me to whip him up an ale to drink. I just want to say, Here you go, I've got one on me!

:tes:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:37 am

sorry f you dislike this one for this is not from a guard.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i got married.

When it started the first part i was like o_O, and the ending was epic. it's a female npc that even gave me a quest, because her husband doesn't let her be an adventurer anymore :biggrin: