Favorite guard quote that isn't arrow in the knee? : V

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:54 pm

While the arrow in the knee is chucklesome, there are many quotes out there that are a lot more funny to hear about. I heard one the other day and I just stopped and laughed.

"You know, I could have gone into that Sanctuary, wiped out all those Dark Brotherhood types... But I was... Sick, that day."

I just don't know how the arrow one in particular rose to fame when there are quite a few other gems out there. The way the guards say some of their lines help too. Opinions?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:10 am

Everything the guards say is funny.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:02 pm

Okay, you got me there. They did a good job with guards. They are a gem.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:26 am

Pssst. I know who you are.... Hail Sithis.

I just take it as an excuse to protect my secret and send another soul to the void (I slit their throat)

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:11 pm

No Lollygagging......

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:52 pm

"Hands to yourself, sneak thief"

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:33 pm

Psst, I know who you are. Hail Sithis.

Spoiler

After you complete the last DB quest, killing the emperor...

They say another amusing comment about the DB ha.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:56 pm

Well I like the `The best offence is a good defence` when I realised he was being stupid.

But it would`ve been better if one if them has said in that Arnie voice, "GET TO DA CHOPPER!"

Say if he needed an ax or something.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:15 pm

But it would`ve been better if one if them has said in that Arnie voice, "GET TO DA CHOPPER!"

What are you? 12?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:56 pm

But it would`ve been better if one if them has said in that Arnie voice, "GET TO DA CHOPPER!"

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:25 pm

Hey! Watch the Magic!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:38 am

Guard: Your that one from the college, heard about you.

Naomi Lavender (Me): What are they saying about me? Was it that [censored] Colette?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:23 pm

What are you? 12?

Yes.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:18 am

They've got curved swords. Curved. SWORDS.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:35 pm

Guard: Your that one from the college, heard about you.

Naomi Lavender (Me): What are they saying about me? Was it that [censored] Colette?

or maybe that backstabbing [censored] Nirya...
lol just had to jump on that

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:04 pm

Got to thinking... Maybe I'm the dragonborn and I just don't know it yet.... HAHA! Yep, your the dragonborn:)

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:00 pm

"Now I remember you are the newest member of the companions." for character who is Harbinger of Companions, Slayer of Alduin and Stormblade. Even stormcloak soldiers say that comment some times.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:30 pm

"don't I know you from somewhere"
No no you don't keep walking

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:12 am

Got to thinking... Maybe I'm the dragonborn and I just don't know it yet.... HAHA! Yep, your the dragonborn:)

I like that one the best

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:52 am

I used to be an adventurer like... oh wait, that one isn't allowed, right?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:20 am

"FOR THE EMPIRE", oh wait wrong game, I don't really have a favorite guard quote. I guess I could go with the Sweetroll one but other then that the guard quotes are lacking compared to Oblivion's Guard quotes.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:15 am

''let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll'' lol i like that line.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:03 pm

"Ugh! Your armor stinks of death! You been grave robbing?"

(triggered by wearing a full set of Ancient Nord armor)

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:25 pm

"Psst, I know who you are. Hail Sithis."

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:24 pm

I commend you Oreo Commandant for using the correct phrase.

Favorite quote...hmm I don't even play a mage but I like when they say "Go cast your fancy magic someplace else". It just cracks me up since I'm a warrior/rogue 95% of the time.