When an old Orc asked for a good death and for me to kill him, I was about to FUS-RO-DAH him into a rapid stream when a came and picked him up then dropped him.

I was like WTF???

But at least he got his good death

I stole his weapon before attacking him. It was funny. I'm a terrible person. "Alright, finally a worthy opponent for me to fight and die to in single combat, blade rai-sonuva[censored]." *Stab!*

Happened to use "unrelenting force" on an opponent. The shout went through the opponent and into the pond slightly beyond/behind him. A moment later, dead slaughterfish began rising to the surface... Possibly coincidental but I don't think so. New skill... shout fishing!

I was bored and randomly headshotted one of the mages in the college of winterhold. She turned around to me and said "Be careful" (i'm archmage), all the while with an arrow through her head.

My biggest WTF moment so far is:

So im over encumbered(just killed a dragon took his scales & what not) & im at the abandoned shack going to a quest that was near by. Decide to go Werewolf & go to the town near by to sell stuff. I get there change back & had just put my clothes back on, walking to town thought it was a guard coming at me all chill & doing his business when he attacks me, i kill him check his body. a contract >.> hmmmm....so i read it. Kill Aravi from urag gro-sharab(something like that). He worked at the College of WinterHold & was saying i stole from him O.o wtf!? I've never met an orc im my whole Khajiit life in Skyrim! What did i steal?! & then looking in this crap town, still over Encumbered i go inside for a sec. sell a few things and go back out, STILL over encumbered im walking around & 2 more assassins come after me! O.e im gonna kill this Orc!! I will not step foot in that college again until i've done everything else. I have to watch my back for more everywhere i go >.> that b******, he's gonna pay

But yeah that's my biggest WTF moment so far.

Gasp! Where's his shrine?! Please! :3

The freakiest moment I've had was the first time I met the Greybeards. I walked into the place and talked to the quest guy and after getting done talking to him I turn to walk away and there's another Greybeard standing right behind me. I actually jumped I was so startled. I never even saw him walk by, he was just there.

I walked through a village. Spoke to a man about how frost spiders had taken over the nearby mine, but fortunately they had not entered the village itself. He gave me a quest to clear the mine and I thought "I'll look into it later, it's not like the town is being eaten by frost spiders." I walk 10 steps and the town gets attacked by frost spiders. The quest giver died and I decided to hit the road.

So, I was thinking I was being smart when sneaking upon this giant and take it down with arrows. So after a few shots, this giant is pretty much toast, no mammoths in site, no dragons flying around.. "THIS KILL IS MINE!!" i thought to myself. As the giant almost made it to me with inches of his life left, fell to his knee. "YES! YES THIS IS IT, ONE MORE SHOT!".. And right as I am about to let go of the trigger, 2 things simultaneously happened: 1) my controller started rumbling 2) I got insta-killed and I'm flying upwards at 100mph. Yep, there were TWO giants and I somehow didn't see the other one :/

I was caught for accidently stoling a dinner plate in the Solitude Inn. Well, I said, paid the fine and continued my merry way. A few days later I meet some thugs west of Whiterun. I proceed to kill them and pick up a note stating that "Minette Valenius" wants me to be taught a lesson and that she "doesn't care if I die." I immediatly connect Valenius to the inn keeper. So, I get mad and storm back to Solitude and search for this person I presumed was the inn's keeper's sister or something. After a day of wait/searching I notice a child. She was named "Minette Valenius."

A child wants me dead because I stole a plate. Must have been her favorite.

My biggest WTF-moment:

It was in one of my first days in Skyrim:

Just some meteres after leaving Whiterun:
Combat music, a huge shadow on the ground. I look in the sky: A dragon
I was like "ok, let's kill that son of a B****"
I'm running some meters, looking for a good place to fight the dragon.
Done
The dragon lands right in front of me.
I shoot some arrows at the dragon: Almost no damage.
"I thougt: Ok, this is gonna be a loooooong battle", drawed my sword and prepared for getting into melee.
RIGHT in this moment, a giant (I've realy no idea, where he came from) is running into my screen, knocks down the dragon with about 4 hits and leaves in the same direction, where he came from.

The most funny thing is this "trailer <-> real gameplay -contrast", when you remember the Skyrim trailer, where this random dragon is coming down, lifts up the giant and throws him away in contrast to my experience.

THIS

The night mother in this game was creepy as hell. I could barely look at the screen. The whole time I was waiting for her to jump and grab me. lol

Where do you initiate this quest?

The Dark Brotherhood was thoroughly creepy.

everytime I try to walk into my house in windhelm and the bugged quest npc trys to kill me =(

in the very beginning i was walking around and found anises house so i figure id steal somethings from her while i had the chance and get some spending money at the start. so i steal some junk and she doesnt say anything so i figure im in the clear. i walk off, sell some stuff, do some quests and think everything is going great. so i go to whiterun and start the first dragon fight quest. walk outside and am confronted by an orc and two nords. and they say something about it being just business and that i need to die. so after a long battle and a lot of running off to heal i kill the mercenaries. i loot their bodies to find a note saying that this thief must die signed by anise. so im like who the eff is anise? so i go around to every location ive been to looking for anise. and finally i find her. and she acts like nothings wrong. so i shoot her in the face. she yells out "Now you have to know my secret!" or something similar. she stands up and summons a flame atronoch and shoots lightning at me. the ensuing fight was easier than i thought it would be. but i was still like WTF at the end of it all.

ROFL! Right out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Looking down on a sleeping Draugr in a certain barrow I was plundering. He opened his eyes, and looked up. It was an *insert expletive* " KILL IT WITH FIRE" kind of moment. My dainty bosmer laid into him with a sword as he was trying to get up. He did manage to crawl out of the berm, but not for long. Freakaaayy.


I am having so much fun with dual wielding and blocking this time around that my first character may deviate from the normal stealty magican that I play.

got snuck up on by a group of zombies.

Really? Nobody said the voice of the Black Door in Dawnstar? >.< WTF

My biggest wtf moment... hmm Definatly sanguine's quest

If you wana know what I'm taking about go to the winking skeever in solitude and talk to Sam Guevenne trust me it's probably the biggest wtf kind of quest in the whole damn game.

When my follower decided that she wanted to take on a giant, and just as shes getting it to its knees..

Giant #2 comes up behind her all sneaky-like and 1 hits her so hard it launches her into the air like a space shuttle.
Her and all my loot never to be seen again.
w..t..f..

SPOILER




Also when Shadowmere is coming out of the black Tar-Looking Pond outside of the DB sanctuary. Freaky.

Hell yeah I loved that! It's like it was coming out from hell

I was getting on the cart to go from one city to another one I havent unlocked yet. Dont rember which ones, but I do rember what I saw. Some guy runs up and steals a horse from the stables, Combat music comes on, and a dragon swoops in and fries the guy and the horse. All in the time it took for me to climb into the cart.

I heard the stable guy shout, saw the guy steal the horse. At that point I was like, wow, thats cool. But the dragon swooping in was Epic.