My girl friend...... : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:18 am

Now we can google her up! *goes on to do just that*

Let me guess, big hair.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:20 am

I never play games when my girlfriend is around, I just can't I would rather have fun with my girl than play games and let her watch. And I don't like girls which play games :biggrin:

I never talk about games with girls, all I do is flirting and you know... having fun...
Once ever in my life I've played multiplayer game with my girlfriend and it was nfs world but I didn't play it seriously, just me and couple of friends had fun of her and we blocked her with our cars when racing etc.

You really are sad

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:00 am

No more boyfriend (he didn't care for gaming anyway). :blush:

New roommate moving in next month. He's a rabid gamer, loves TES, and has even got the CE of Skyrim. :banana:

Life is looking up!

Signed,

55, female, single, and happy...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:53 pm

Honestly... the whole "no girlz on teh internetz" thing comes from an age when it practically was true....

back in the day when the only people on the internet were the truly socially challenged (like mahself lol) and gaming was considered only for nerds or geeks.

There were women gamers back then as well of course... but still fit the same "nerd/geek" label the rest of us boys did.

Now however there has been a HUUUUUGE paradigm shift in the way society views gaming. NOW it's acceptable. NOW it's cool.

As a result... general population has simply exploded... and we are seeing a much more broad scope of users and gamers that more accurately represent real life.... though still a slight lean to more nerds & geeks per capita online then off for obvious reasons.

[censored]... you'll even see chicks mention that they're gamers on their online dating profiles now.

And even chicks who aren't "gamers" don't have the same prejudice against it that they used to... and many will play a bit o' mario kart or some other easy entry level game.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:48 am

Honestly... the whole "no girlz on teh internetz" thing comes from an age when it practically was true....

back in the day when the only people on the internet were the truly socially challenged (like mahself lol) and gaming was considered only for nerds or geeks.

There were women gamers back then as well of course... but still fit the same "nerd/geek" label the rest of us boys did.

Now however there has been a HUUUUUGE paradigm shift in the way society views gaming. NOW it's acceptable. NOW it's cool.

As a result... general population has simply exploded... and we are seeing a much more broad scope of users and gamers that more accurately represent real life.... though still a slight lean to more nerds & geeks per capita online then off for obvious reasons.

[censored]... you'll even see chicks mention that they're gamers on their online dating profiles now.

And even chicks who aren't "gamers" don't have the same prejudice against it that they used to... and many will play a bit o' mario kart or some other easy entry level game.

And its all thanks to youtube and marketing! Let's celebrate with some mead!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:59 am

I actually met my wife (before she was my wife funnily enough) at a computer game store.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:06 pm

My wife bought me Skyrim for Christams and said one thing to me after i unwraqed it. "This game better not make our marrige take an arrow in the knee!"

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:06 pm

Why do you even have a girlfriend if you have skyrim, AND the internet? advlt websites give you what you need, then you close them and dont have to listen to their stupid noises.

I smell issues.

My girlfriend plays skyrim just as much as me, and the only reason I get married is for the free house followed by the ahh... inheritence..

I'm a black widow, of the male variety.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:39 pm

Came by the house while I was in game, said she was taking some stuff over to her place. Then I realized I haven't been in a relationship in over a year... come to think of it she kind of sounded like a man.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:50 am

Well I can, I am a 21-year-old girl who loves playing video games, I have been playing games since I was 3-4 years old and my father taught me how to play games on his computer, like Pinball and some racing game on MS-DOS (it was called Wacky or something like that). And when Playstation1 first came out and I played Crash Team Racing and Tekken 2 and 3 with my male cousins and friends, none of them thought it was inappropriate, or that it was going against some silly internet rule. On the contrary, we had tons of fun! I grew up playing video games with my family and friends, and still manage to have a normal social life as well. Therefore, it appears not every rule on the internet is to be followed, because apparently they are not all true. There :biggrin:

Wacky Wheels. I love that game...

Edit: I tried to get my girlfriend to play games countless times but I don't really have success so far. Console games work better (I don't have a console), but at soon as I start to win, she gets angry :biggrin:

. But I will never give up. Right now I am in China, she is back home, so I did not have a chance to convince her of this gem.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:46 am

I'm married and my girlfriend never talks about the game, we have other stuff to do. Meh, BS-ing you.

When I bother my wife, she tells me go and play my game.

I always listen to the missus.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:38 am

My girlfriend loves Skyrim, we play together all the time.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:11 am

And its all thanks to youtube and marketing! Let's celebrate with some mead!

No, for internet you can thank facebook and blogs, for the games the Nintendo DS and Zynga.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:51 am

My wife bought me Skyrim for Christams and said one thing to me after i unwraqed it. "This game better not make our marrige take an arrow in the knee!"

Omg your wife is awesome!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:57 am

sooo.... i am 20. so unlike in most online games, i'm considered...... to be... young here?

What about me then? I'm 14...

OT: Well, da as you wish I'd say. If your girlfriend can't handle that you marry an imaginary woman in a game, I don't know how healthy your relationship is.
Your call I guess.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:11 am

I'm married, I play more then my husband does. He does not care how long I play or what I play, same goes for him.

If your with someone to tells you what you can and cannot do, tell em to "f&*k off!" :smile:

+1

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:00 pm

My girlfriend keeps asking me for the key of the closet over and over again, I can't stand her anymore :swear:

Actually I think it's time to set her free.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:00 pm

I laughed at this until I realised I was married therefore obsolete and pointless and then I laughed again. I am very new here and I'm a girl and all the buttons confuse me, so I hope you be nice to the only girl on the intraweb.

Sounds like a guy looking for teh cyburz.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:01 am

I have to fight my girlfriend for the controller *shrug*

Just inform your girlfriend that you ARE the controller.

Choose your own adventure joke!

1.) If you'd like this to be a "joy stick" joke, please text wiener to 68683.

2.) If you'd like this to be an S&M joke, please text spankme to 68683.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:01 pm

My boyfriend (hahaha let's shake things up... girl here) got me Skyrim for Christmas and announced "Okay, now I've effectively blueballed myself for the next several weeks..."

I tried to get him to play Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim and he didn't like any of them. In Morrowind he got done with chargen, then decided to stab Fargoth, and got killed by guards, and then he was like, "I have to do the whole thing again!? This is stupid" and turned it off. He didn't even finish chargen in Skyrim.

Also even though he doesn't play Skyrim he's taken the "arrow to the knee" joke and ran with it, and he always talks about fus'ing people, especially the cat. "I'm gonna fus you, cat! Fusfusfus! *pushes cat off of couch*" XD

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:43 pm

my wife plays skyrim, though for completely different reasons. all she cares about is the loot...and killing things. she only cares about the RPG elements inso far as it helps her kill more things and find more loot. i love watching her play, and i love how much she enjoys it.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:25 am

my wife plays skyrim, though for completely different reasons. all she cares about is the loot...and killing things. she only cares about the RPG elements inso far as it helps her kill more things and find more loot. i love watching her play, and i love how much she enjoys it.

LMAO! Whats wrong with loot? My husband calls me a "Loot Wh*re." When he plays I am constantly saying, "You missed a chest back there." He laughs and says, "Honey, I think you have a looting problem." :biggrin:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:32 pm

My gf said my character was hot, and that she'd totally do him....not sure what to make of that.

Make her dress up in one of the fur armor sets and have her slay your one eyed dragon.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:11 am

The average age of online games is more around 30 than 20. Unless you're playing games particularily target the young (f2p + children themes), at 20 you're young anywhere.

This is only because people who do such polls consider farmville, wii bowling and bejeweled to be super-hardcoe-gaming-yo-dawg.

In real games the age average is much lower.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:38 am

Well I can, I am a 21-year-old girl who loves playing video games, I have been playing games since I was 3-4 years old and my father taught me how to play games on his computer, like Pinball and some racing game on MS-DOS (it was called Wacky or something like that). And when Playstation1 first came out and I played Crash Team Racing and Tekken 2 and 3 with my male cousins and friends, none of them thought it was inappropriate, or that it was going against some silly internet rule. On the contrary, we had tons of fun! I grew up playing video games with my family and friends, and still manage to have a normal social life as well. Therefore, it appears not every rule on the internet is to be followed, because apparently they are not all true. There :biggrin:

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