My girl friend...... : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:53 am

Go ask her to marry you? problem solved... happy gaming and good luck with that power trippin girl friend :evil:

Ps mama said girls are the :devil:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:28 am

i see you dissing skyrim a lot on here. Its really entertaining that you spend so much time reading the forums and talking about a game you claim to not even like. Your life must be awesome.

Like or dislike, the forum is for discussion. We're both on the forums, and you like Skyrim. Your life is much better.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:39 pm

I never play games when my girlfriend is around, I just can't I would rather have fun with my girl than play games and let her watch. And I don't like girls which play games

I never talk about games with girls, all I do is flirting and you know... having fun...
Once ever in my life I've played multiplayer game with my girlfriend and it was nfs world but I didn't play it seriously, just me and couple of friends had fun of her and we blocked her with our cars when racing etc.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:32 am

Having a one hand skill of 100 makes marriage obsolete and pointless.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:06 pm

Why do you even have a girlfriend if you have skyrim, AND the internet? advlt websites give you what you need, then you close them and dont have to listen to their stupid noises.

LMAO

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/sad-forever-alone-l.png

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:15 pm

LMAO

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/sad-forever-alone-l.png

I never gave permission for a picture of me to be uploaded...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:44 pm

And I don't like girls which play games :biggrin:

This is a rather odd aversion....

I dunno if you're saying none of the girls you like happen to like games or that if they play games you don't like them. If the latter, what scarred you so? lol.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:21 am

I never gave permission for a picture of me to be uploaded...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:41 am

I don't like girls which play games :biggrin:

What if your girl wants to start playing games... what then? you're screwed? :rofl:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:10 am

This is a rather odd aversion....

I dunno if you're saying none of the girls you like happen to like games or that if they play games you don't like them. If the latter, what scarred you so? lol.

I don't know any good looking girls which like games

and I don't think I would want my girlfriend to play games, it's bad for her health and body, and it's boring watching girlfriend playing

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:57 am

Having a one hand skill of 100 makes marriage obsolete and pointless.

This made me laugh. But then I though oh I am married, therefore obsolete and pointless. Well, I would be if my husband played Skyrim, but he doesn't so I am leveling up as one handed on Morven and two handed on Hyrana, best of both worlds.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:10 am

What if your girl wants to start playing games... what then? you're screwed? :rofl:

i could survive that if she wouldn't play too much games, but if she would then I'm screwed

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:08 am

Having a one hand skill of 100 makes marriage obsolete and pointless.

I laughed at this until I realised I was married therefore obsolete and pointless and then I laughed again. I am very new here and I'm a girl and all the buttons confuse me, so I hope you be nice to the only girl on the intraweb.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:22 am

I don't know any good looking girls which like games :biggrin:

and I don't think I would want my girlfriend to play games, it's bad for her health and body, and it's boring watching girlfriend playing :biggrin:

While slightly better, I can't quite get past the irony that it's OK for you to play games that are bad for your health and body but you don't want her doing it, lol.

At any rate, It's not as though you can't play games and still go to the gym regularly. Both gamers in my household do.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:19 am

Having a one hand skill of 100 makes marriage obsolete and pointless.

Must have 100 in illusion, too.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:45 pm

My gf refuses to sew herself a Forsworn armor. Dammit!!!

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:17 pm

My gf refuses to sew herself a Forsworn armor. Dammit!!!

ERP in the bedroom, eh?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:24 pm

Thought I'd kick off a "My girl friend/Skyrim" thread and see if others had things to share.

For example :

"My girl friend won't let me get married in Skyrim until I propose to her in real life"

True story......

Open console and disable your girlfriend.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:59 am

I don't have a girlfriend... I have a 'sweet friend' who's only comment when she inquired if I was playing Skyrim was 'Hm'. I now have an unjustified urge to ravish her flesh and extole her body unto the street for no reason whatsoever?

Skyrim sure does have this effect on people...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:07 pm

My girlfriend hit level 50 before I did. :biggrin:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:46 am

My fiance is not into TES games, but thought it was funny that I married someone who resembled her. I don't play Skyrim while she's here. I'm usually spending that time with her. Another story when she goes to sleep.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:49 am

I had my girlfriend try Morrowind once. Got her off the boat and out of the cencus office, had her give the guy his ring, and pointed her towards the shop. Then I left to get myself a drink. Came back and the game was off. Asked her what was up and she said she picked up a sword and was murdered for it, then decided the game was dumb. I laffed.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:38 am

Having a one hand skill of 100 makes marriage obsolete and pointless.

lol

May I please sig this?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:18 pm

Having a one hand skill of 100 makes marriage obsolete and pointless.

If you meant what i think you meant: hahahahahahahahahaha

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:31 am

I was a romantic, just like you, then I got chlamydia.