I always have a laugh when I let people who aren't experienced play.

If you need to come to a game forum to check what you should do with your one fly-through go on this earth and what choices you should make in your life, then it is clearly time to drop the game and go and experience both the world outside and, yourself within...

Go on, there's even more adventure than Skyrim out there.

Incidentally, I know a few games you could play with her but it runs on your own electricity. Good luck to you and I hope that this post doesn't come across bad but, meh...

Happy Christmas to you both.

Make her watch you play.

Just tell her "I wanted to have a date like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee".

LOL, she's only using gaming as a way to get closer, she may like games but that's not her goal. I'm sure she will get a "knot in her back" not long after playing.

After that it's game over for Skyrim and game on for you.

Be respectful, be yourself, and follow your gut. Don't overthink everything, don't be over anolytical, and most importantly don't make any [censored] arrow to the knee jokes.

What a nice thread

Right. Let's start with what we know:

She likes you, obviously - This is always a good start.
She is excited by the thought of decapitation - Probably not worth over thinking this one, though you should lock away any sharp knives just in case.

To play or not to play:

I think this one comes down to the who and what of your current character. I mean you don't want to reveal to her that you spend your time running around with a big muscular Nord type - she may get the wrong idea. Also, any type of elf is, well, not such a good idea, we'll leave it at that. Furry Khajiit, no, you do not want to go there. You may be okay with an Argonian.

Probably best if she plays. And what an ideal way getting to know someone.

Character creation is full of possible interpretations of someone's psyche: Which race do they choose, stature, tattoos, scars, eye colour... This could take some time, be ready with drinks and snacks, a fully stocked refrigerator should be enough and a spare re-hydration kit may come in handy. Remember to restock the refrigerator before the first visit to a trader.

On to the game and the critical moment when you discover if she is satisfied using one hand or if she thinks having to use both hands somehow feels better. Also sharp, blunt and ranged, I'm sure the choice must mean something very important.


Freedom at last to stride though the mist across the virgin snow. A critter in the distance, does she:

1) Try to edge closer for a better look?
2) Ask if it's dangerous while running away with one of her real hands covering her real eyes?
3) Let lose a blood curdling yell at the top of her voice while charging forwards weapon in hand(s)?
4) Glance over her shoulder, and ask wide eyed, "Can animals be decapitated too?"

Such a massive game, so much fun to be had. Watch for all the signs and good luck.

I'd like to point out a couple things...

1) She may actually be interested in the game as well
1a) In which case let her create a new character and suggest khajit. B****es love Khajit. (All joking aside do this if she is interested in the game)
1b) recommend she play a completely different style than you so you aren't compelled to backseat game and you both have new experiences

2) She's definitely interested in you, so be yourself and let her enjoy it
2a) If she isn't interested in you by some horror don't break down until AFTER she leaves
2b) Don't over do anything, unless thats how you are. I learned from experience that overdoing the things she likes will make them wary
2c) Be willing to hear something you weren't expecting... Maybe she's there to talk to you about something bigger.

3) Now lets cover the romance
3a) If you get romantically wrapped up (as I have on many a nondate) repect her. this means
3b) Ask permission to touch. Most girls find it extremely romantic, and girls who like force will generally make you touch when you ask.
3c) Do not go too far... As crazy as this may sound many girls have less self control then men when the hormones start flowing. If you feel your common sense slipping, think about math or your lost puppy, or skyrim arrows and knees, just seriously keep your head on straight NO NOT THAT HEAD the one on your kneck

4) Your a guy, guys always want to be problem solvers
4a) If she has a problem, don't try to fix it. She only wants you to listen (I still don't understand why, but this has always proven true)
4b) If she asks you a question, its not a test, just answer honestly
4c) If she plays mindgames... she's not worth the trouble

5) Departure
5a) No matter how it goes, walk her out AND step outside with her, don't just walk her to the door
5b) if it went well you'll get a hug or a kiss, if it didn't she'll still appreciate the gesture
5c) Thank her for hanging out. Its a simple thing that people forget far too often

6) Call and text
6a) make sure to ask if she got home safe. Pretty basic, pretty nice.
6b) thank her again no matter how it went.

[I used to get paid for my dating advice, then I realized most people didn't want advice they just wanted me to fix their relationships... So I stopped doing that]

EDIT- 300th post! THIS. IS. EQUESTRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, it is...Trust me, just do it. It will be great. You are lucky dude...I wish I had that...

Don't listen to these people, OP.

THIS IS SERIOUS SKYRIM BUSINESS OK?!

Step 1. You must lecture her on ALL of the lore before you allow her to play. Quiz her, so you know she was listening.

Step 2. Make sure she spends at least 3 hours in character creation.

Step 3. Make sure her character has a lore friendly story and background. And she HAS to roleplay. If she doesn't turn the console off and kick her out.

Step 4. If she does ANYTHING wrong, snatch the controller away from her and shout at her until she cries.

Step 5. Make sure she plays on master difficulty, with no armour, otherwise she isn't worth your time, OP.

Step 6. If she tries any sixual advances, refuse until she completes the main quest.

Step 7. She MUST spend around six hours complaining about realism/immersion/glitches/dumbing down/console gamers

Don't thank me, OP. Just looking out for my bro's.

Have you ever seen the Youtube series "Two Best Friends Play "? I think that's the generic title. Chicks dig funny guys. I would think a good plan would be to, if she is really interested in playing, let her play and play the commentator. Make sure you keep in mind that the game doesn't matter the fact that she's laughing histaricly means your winning.

My friend, it's not about the game. She knows your interests and is using them as an excuse to hang out with you. She sounds really cool!

My suggestions:

1. Sit and teach her the game for a little while.

2. Have some snacks and drinks ready to offer her! Cookies, pop, sandwiches etc. Feed her!

3. Don't play the game all day long. Play for a little bit to break the ice, then do something else. She wants to spend time with you, not play for hours.

4. Don't panic! Be cool and be yourself.

5. Clean your house before she comes over.

6. Read point #3 again. That's important.

Calm down, she already likes you.

Be yourself, because she already likes you.

Let her play first so that you don't become too involved in the game.

Have fun!


ETA: Oh, also when you're cleaning before she comes over, make sure your place doesn't smell like a chemical factory or a lair.

When she comes in, sit there with your manhood out, with the controller resting on it.

Hahaha that literally almost got me falling out of my chair xD

Its obvious you're a little nervous OP.. Cast some Calm first to cool a little bit down. This is quite something eh?
Make sure you Rally her all night and she isn't going anywhere. Now let her read Spell Tome: Courage and your night is a succes!

ha mario kart, i used to play super mario kart with a girl, turn it off and play with her..

2 player games are the way to go but dont get over competitive as it will turn her off. 1 player games should be watched by you but you need to get into it and joke about the game..girls like to laugh

My girlfriend is gonna play too

It might be better if you play a game that you both can play, but whatever. Just don't hog the game, let her play mostly and you guys can talk and whatnot while she's playing, and you can help her out and give her tips

True Story mate

I had to laught because I was thinking this is the LAST thing you want to do.

In any case, to the OP..... you are lucky she enjoys your hobby. Let her play and you watch. After a while, who knows. :hubba:

oh and if she wants a 2nd skyrim date you should play with her awhile then transition into a LOTR movie...if she likes skyrim im sure she loves LOTR and it will get you 2 closer watchin a movie all comfy

If she's feelin you, you should softly kiss her during 1 of those mushy aragorn/arwen love scenes...she'll melt in your arms

ROFLMAO totally agreed.

Haha, what up OP. I would really like to know the results of this, as I'm sure many others do.

Also, some of the stuff you guys have said...have had me in stitches. Especially whoever quoted Robin Williams, you sir are a genius. XD

I highly recommend you dont ever send that message

Also as i'm sure someones mentioned make sure where your playing is cleaned up ESPECIALLY if its in your bedroom (dont think you've mentioned where your computer is).

If you're playing on the PC remove any nvde mods before she arrives

Tell her to make you a sammich.