I *HATE* Horses : V

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:00 pm

I was just about to steal something when I noticed I was detected.
There was no one around. I was detected? By whom?

Then I noticed the horse behind me.
"Cute" I said.

So after stealing something, the horse apparently told the guards and I had to give up my stolen goods and some money, too.
:cryvaultboy:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:05 pm

it's almost unforgivable that they left the animal recon in the game.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:18 am

Well maybe you shouldn't have been stealing you filthy thieving cat!

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:23 pm

chickens tell on me all the time...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:47 pm

Well maybe you shouldn't have been stealing you filthy thieving cat!

Not sure why but this almost put me into hysterics. :biggrin:

Anyway, yeah horses really svck. Mine always used to attack stuff whenever I would travel to a bandit fort or something. It would run into the fort and hit bandits until they killed him. Nothing of value was lost. :confused:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:00 am

chickens tell on me all the time...

true story
I wonder if butterflies can do it too...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:55 am

true story
I wonder if butterflies can do it too...

When on horseback I walked into a butterfly and the horse stopped dead so I had to go around it thats one double hard illegitimate butterfly.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:40 am

I was just about to steal something when I noticed I was detected.
There was no one around. I was detected? By whom?

Then I noticed the horse behind me.
"Cute" I said.

So after stealing something, the horse apparently told the guards and I had to give up my stolen goods and some money, too.
:cryvaultboy:

It was the famous Mr. Ed!

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:04 am

Skyrim the land of the fierce Nords, bleeding ghosts, and horses and chickens that turn you in if you commit a crime.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:08 pm

I *LOVE* my horsie. Although ironically I hate Maiq the Liar. Not you, OP - just that gimp in the game who stands around on the highways and byways of Tamriel, being annoying. He might accidentally fall on to several Thunderbolts sometime soon.

I installed the Better Horses mod simply so I could have Allie made essential. I won't have her dying - I once wiped out an entire fort of the Forsworn because one of them killed her, then reloaded the game so she was back alive, and went back to the same fort and killed them all again.

NOBODY messes with my horse.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:25 am

I hate horses, the useless saddlebagless [censored].

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:08 pm

I hate horses, the useless saddlebagless [censored].

Hey horses are very useful especially when your over encumbered. you can get on one and fast travel! that's really awesome to do! I personally think horses are really helpful. People have there own opinions but one horse stands out above all the rest. Shadowmere. :rock:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:17 am

I will never forget that guy who told us how his horse started to talk in a female human voice and then attacked him. I will never buy a horse.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:35 pm

I will never forget that guy who told us how his horse started to talk in a female human voice and then attacked him. I will never buy a horse.

That's just frightening.

Also, I had to chase a horse halfway across Skyrim once because it was gonna tell that I killed the guard that was riding on it. And chickens reporting their own murders! What is the world coming to?

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:24 pm

I kinda liked the horses in Skyrim .. Until they started attacking monsters and stuff. My newly purchased horse charged directly into a dragons fire breath ..

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:33 am

I was just about to steal something when I noticed I was detected.
There was no one around. I was detected? By whom?

Then I noticed the horse behind me.
"Cute" I said.

So after stealing something, the horse apparently told the guards and I had to give up my stolen goods and some money, too.
:cryvaultboy:

Theres a mod for that :wink:

Not that you should have to use a mod for such a stupid thing in the first place... and if your on console i understand you cant

But anyway i love horses

just need first person riding, horse combat and it will be perfect!

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:05 pm

It's the invisible horses that always rat me out. Dirty blighters.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:47 pm

I rarely use a horse so I DONT hate them. When I use them I'm usually traveling, not adventuring, so I haven't had a bad run with a horse yet.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:31 pm

Hey horses are very useful especially when your over encumbered. you can get on one and fast travel! that's really awesome to do! I personally think horses are really helpful. People have there own opinions but one horse stands out above all the rest. Shadowmere. :rock:

lol no, horses are very useful ONLY when you are over encumbered.
it's a little different

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:39 am

EDIT:
Anyone can tell me what mod is being referred to by Sam?

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:06 pm

Beth's implementation of horses is the best I've ever seen.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:09 am

Beth's implementation of horses is the best I've ever seen.

agreed, they are pretty useful if you like to loot everything in every dungeon, but not for riding

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:17 am

Even riding.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:06 am

and let's not forget flying...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:27 am

i never played 2worlds2,but, the first game's horse system destroys any TES game, imo.

not even close.