Hm.
Good things come in threes so:
1. An embarrassing yet funny story?
2. What Halloween costume (if any) have you regretted the most and why?
3. What little catchphrase esque thing/inside joke do you have with your friends?
1) Its not too funny, but its pretty embarrassing. My neighbour has 2 dogs. One thats old and one thats fairly young. So when they brought the young one home, everyone was like, "look at how blue the dogs eyes are."
I couldn't tell the difference between the two and grabbed the old one, and I was like "wow they're so blue."
Everyone just looked at me..The dogs eyes weren't blue at all..I was just being nice..
2) In highschool, i'd always buy an amazing looking mask, usually expensive ones. I regret buying them because the coolest kids in my grade would always ask me if they could wear it for the rest of the day.
JOCK: "Whoah, did you see Jon's mask? Its soo sick!"
ME: "Its actually mine..."
JOCK: "Yeah sure, bud."
3) Actually, my buddy almost ran over his neighbours dog yesterday as she was walking them. I clearly told him she was behind him, but he reverses anyways, shes screaming at him..he rolls down the window and apologizes, and she just screams..."ARE YOU BLIND!?!"
He felt so guilty afterwards. Eventually the guilt leaves him, but we reinforce it by saying "ARE YOU BLIND" periodically throughout the day.