Most annoying NPC that you kill (or want to kill)

Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:37 am

Cicero.And that cocky Battleborn guy (dont remember his name( that one that say i should bash your face after all you have done! ( if you choose greymane when he asks greymane or battleborn)
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sally coker
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:08 am

Definitely those Battle-born [censored]s :)
Especially Olfrid.
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james reed
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:24 pm

The kid in Whiterun that keeps blurting out the same line," I work with my mudder, sell fruits an vegitables. It's fun most days but hard work." is really starting to get to me.

Mila Valentia. Thank god for having the game on PC.
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Philip Lyon
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:47 am

I’m another one who wants to go on a killing spree and rid Skyrim of every child in the game. They are downright creepy looking. I bet they are all child vampires.
I’m thinking about ripping off some branches off that sacred tree I got the sap from and making stakes from them, to complete the job.
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Kelsey Hall
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:32 am

I hate to say it but I want to kill my WIFE!!
She's the gal from "a night to remember", lives in Whiterun. After I married her she has only offered to make me dinner ONCE (never a dialog option after that) and has only slept with me ONCE.

I don't mind her cheerfull "hi there my love, back from some adventure I'm sure", but what I can't stand is her over acted "goodby my love" everytime I leave the room. There has got to be a better voiced/scripted wifiepoo in Skyrim. All I want to do is KILL mine.

If I don't kill her I'm thinking of telling her that we should move into her house and there's a bug that you don't get a KEY!! So unless you run into her on the streets of Whiterun you'll never see her again.
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Carolyne Bolt
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:09 am

yes, nazeem, i get to the cloud district VERY often, and so does your wife, after she screams my name.
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Cathrin Hummel
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:23 am

Ulfric Stormcloak. Hell, I'd bring him back to life just to kill him again if I could.

I agree. And honestly I'm surprised I don't see as many votes for Cicero.
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Nick Swan
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:48 am

Some of you people creep me out!
The child murderers I mean.
I think children are cute...and ought not be murdered.
There were no children in Morrowind...cant remember any in oblivion either.
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Kayleigh Mcneil
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:24 am

Aren ( I think that's how you spell it). He's the dude puppy-dogging Mjol-the Lioness from Riften. Ok so I married Mjol. told her that we should live in my house in Windhelm, she said "I'll meet you there". So I show up at home and guess who also moved in..... yup. So I tried to put and arrow in his knee and wham... one ticked off wife.... step 2... take wife on a quest thinking that "someone might have himself a little accident", guess who decides not to come along.... Damn! Step 3.. after a long day at the office, I catch Mr You Know Who in a dark area of Windhelm... Bingo! Arrow in the back to the head. This time I didn't loot his body and so far, the wifey is non the wiser to his little mishap. ( insert smirk here).
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Jamie Moysey
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:19 am

I could do w/o the kids...OH to have a pc and delete them, mod them out? whichever work's.
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ONLY ME!!!!
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:46 am

Lydia is annoying... but i cant be mad at her coz she does help me out being a mule like companion

But... Thonar Silver Blood in Markarth...

IS A DEAD MAN... (Potential Spoiler for people who havent been to markarth yet):P

Scumbag... he will die

What a huge jerk right...
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Danel
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:07 am

1 - Three Dog ( Why...wont...you...DIE!)
2 - Cicero
3 - The guy that follows Mjoll (he doesn't live long enough for me to remember his name)
4 - Any and all Housecarls
5 - The kids are pretty damn annoying...But what can you do? The exception is Babette. (love that kid)
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Vincent Joe
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:43 am

I would just prefer a permanent Mute spell that you could cast on certain npcs to stop them saying their line over and over again.

Yes, Mils, I know you're the cook at Candlehearth hall. You don't have to remind me everytime I pass you on the way to the Windhelm market.
Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh what am I saying....but that actually is a good idea for a mute spell, I see a mod coming in the future..
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Wayne W
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:25 am

Wouldn't go so far as to kill him, but Erik the Slayer has gotten pretty annoying. I had him as a companion for a while and he was pretty cool, then I released him from service. Now instead of going back to Rorikstead, he stands beneath the porticullis in Whiterun. Every time I walk back he's like "Oh, hey it's you! Are we going on another adventure?!"
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Prisca Lacour
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:16 am

Wouldn't go so far as to kill him, but Erik the Slayer has gotten pretty annoying. I had him as a companion for a while and he was pretty cool, then I released him from service. Now instead of going back to Rorikstead, he stands beneath the porticullis in Whiterun. Every time I walk back he's like "Oh, hey it's you! Are we going on another adventure?!"
Hahaha oh that made me laugh
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:31 am

Maven Black-Briar

She is untouchable because she has "ties" to DB the thieves guild?


...so what, I lead them both.


Secondly, Delphine and Esbern. You either know why, or you don't.
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Jade
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:22 am

The idiot Battleborn guy in Whiterun that says to me "I should bash your face in for what you did!" And I've done nothing to him! I sneaked in his house once and slit his throat one day. XD

This! Only I killed him where he stood. Then pleaded "but I'm the Thane" to the guards and walked away smiling. :biggrin:
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:47 am

Every single NPC that the Stephen Russell voiced, including; Belethor, Barbas, Clavicus Vile, Mercer Frey, Cynric Endell, and Mallus Maccius
I would rather listen to nails on a chalk board, which is sad because I cannot enjoy any of those NPC's roles in this game. I am approaching 400 hours logged and I dont think I have ever been able to stomach listening to an entire conversation with any of those NPC's
I dont like the voice or tone of the actor doing Belethor either. You are right about " nails on a chalk board". There is something 'broken' in his voice.
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Stryke Force
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:34 pm

"I don't care if you're best buddies with the Guild Master, I'll still smash in your skull if you try anything''.
I AM the Guild Master, Dirge, and I will smash your skull if you don't shut up, remember you're not immortal.

Also, I kill Heimskr quite a lot. But nobody cares since I'm a Thane he's freaking annoying.

Yeah, Dirge is an irritant. After I discovered I can't kill him I content myself with Fus Ro Dahing him into the water every time I visit the RF. I despatched Nazeem and the preacher in Whiterun a long time ago. My next kill will be the wastrel that stands outside Belathor's shop who is always [censored]ing about everybody being obsessed with death.
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loste juliana
 
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Post » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:28 pm

Delphine and Esbern. You want me to what?!
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Tyrel
 
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:03 am

Delphine and Esbern. You want me to what?!

This made me so mad
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Post » Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:33 am

When it comes to Whiterun, I find Lilith Maiden-Loom to be more annoying than Nazeem. Nazeem is just pretentious (and thus easy to laugh off), but she has a downright snotty attitude and implicitly threatens you (with "my friend Maven" - the well known mob boss) while expressing it .
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