Oblivion-like houses and going to the bathroom : Fallout: New Vegas

» Mon May 16, 2011 11:48 pm

If you want to go pee do it in real life, [censored].

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:23 am

You ated a 200 year old Salisbury Steak, you suddenly feel your bowels need to evacuate, you attempt to get to the toilet, but you failed to make it and took a dump in your pants. -3 Charisma.

And a required change of armor, or you'll hear a squishing sound whenever you walk. :wink_smile:

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:54 am

I pray that the idea of going to the bathroom and having toilet upgrades to the houses Never gets implemented. :shakehead:

The only Flushing sound should be the one that in which this idea swirls into the bit bucket, never to be heard (or smelled) again.

A game is for fun, going to the bathroom cannot be called "Fun" and doesn't belong in a video game IMHO.

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:29 am

I pray that the idea of going to the bathroom and having toilet upgrades to the houses Never gets implemented. :shakehead:

The only Flushing sound should be the one that in which this idea swirls into the bit bucket, never to be heard (or smelled) again.

A game is for fun, going to the bathroom cannot be called "Fun" and doesn't belong in a video game IMHO.

Eh, maybe for you, but I find more realistic/survival aspects of the game better than a few. But yes, I guess NO ONE is taking this seriously, so I guess I'll just strikethrough the bathroom text. One thing though, we should be able to change the name of our topics.

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:17 am

I guess NO ONE is taking this seriously, so I guess I'll just strikethrough the bathroom text.

... and if we want to keep talking about what a terrible idea this is anyway?

The novelty would be gone after the second time, and then there's just another 50-100 hours of gameplay left to go!

Eventually I'd stop caring and just keep soiling myself and shooting the NPCs who ask "What's that smell?".

Now my neutral-good alignment character just turned chaotic-evil AND he has irradiated diaper rash! THANKS kegdas!

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:07 pm

Irradiated diaper rash? Ha, that can't be good. I think if your character craps his/her pants they should be over-encumbered. I would never be able to run on a full load. Too uncomfortable and suspicious.

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:08 am

Oh man this is an awesome thread.

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:47 am

This is the best and funniest thread I've ever read. I'm still laughing as I'm typing this.

Personally, I never used any of the Oblivion houses (well, except one to store all my stuff in) and the houses in Fallout 3 just didn't feel like what a WANDERER would do.

About the bathroom... As hilarious as it sounds, I'm against it. Though it would make for some interesting new options..

"You find the experimental Enclave weapon which the Brotherhood asked you to destroy. Looking into your pockets, you notice you don't have any grenades nor any sort of ammo left.

You open a hatch in your power armour, fill up the weapon barrel with some second hand steak and lock up the firing mechanism.

Later, The Enclave tries the weapon out and it explodes in a shower of brown goo. YAAY."

Ones I laughed the most with:

You ated a 200 year old Salisbury Steak, you suddenly feel your bowels need to evacuate, you attempt to get to the toilet, but you failed to make it and took a dump in your pants. -3 Charisma.

Imagine having not relieved yourself before the final climactic battle say, as with Take It Back or something. Lyon's Pride running guns blazing, Liberty Prime spouting his anti-Commie gems and laying waste to the Enclave, and the Lone Wanderer... taking a leak missing it all, for fear of pissing in his Power Armour. :sadvaultboy:

If you were really hardcoe, you'd crap anywhere you felt like.

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:35 am

I rolf'd in my rolfcoptor.Having to use the toilet or pee yourself and lose charisma points would be dull. Imagine having not relieved yourself before the final climactic battle say, as with Take It Back or something. Lyon's Pride running guns blazing, Liberty Prime spouting his anti-Commie gems and laying waste to the Enclave, and the Lone Wanderer... taking a leak missing it all, for fear of pissing in his Power Armour. :sadvaultboy:

"Communism is the definition of failu-!" Pop-up: "You have pooped your pants."

:rofl: :clap: My sides hurt, pure gold.

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:40 am

... and if we want to keep talking about what a terrible idea this is anyway?

The novelty would be gone after the second time, and then there's just another 50-100 hours of gameplay left to go!

Eventually I'd stop caring and just keep soiling myself and shooting the NPCs who ask "What's that smell?".

Now my neutral-good alignment character just turned chaotic-evil AND he has irradiated diaper rash! THANKS kegdas!

LOL! :rofl:

okay I must agree, this thread IS the Bomb.

One can imagine loosing (or gainging) karma points for having Soiled underwear. Some monsters might actually flee from the stench alone! :laugh:

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:30 am

Wow guys really I haven't laughed this hard in a long time lol
My favorites are the -3 charisma, and the guy who talked about an "ass wipe" mini game.
LOL

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:35 pm

... and if we want to keep talking about what a terrible idea this is anyway?

The novelty would be gone after the second time, and then there's just another 50-100 hours of gameplay left to go!

Eventually I'd stop caring and just keep soiling myself and shooting the NPCs who ask "What's that smell?".

Now my neutral-good alignment character just turned chaotic-evil AND he has irradiated diaper rash! THANKS kegdas!

You're just taking what other people said -.-. There will be no pooping of the pants, or anything like that. It's just a meter that will show if you don't go to the bathroom, again, minus charisma maybe?

» Tue May 17, 2011 11:02 am

You're just taking what other people said -.-. There will be no pooping of the pants, or anything like that. It's just a meter that will show if you don't go to the bathroom, again, minus charisma maybe?

How about just no pooping/peeing yourself?

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:41 am

LOL! :rofl:

okay I must agree, this thread IS the Bomb.

One can imagine loosing (or gainging) karma points for having Soiled underwear. Some monsters might actually flee from the stench alone! :laugh:

I think the inside of Ashurs Power Armor might smell better than that :cryvaultboy:

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:41 am

How about just no pooping/peeing yourself?

Okay okay okay I'm reconsidering this feature if implemented Only for NPCs..

Can you imagine running across an Enclave Trooper in an outhouse instead of on patrol? Now if the outhouse is a destructible item, just imagine the eruption of goodness that would sprout if nuking or missiling that outhouse..

Or perhaps catching a raider on the throne and popping him right there while sitting - Havok leaving him permanently En-throned.

Or a group of Paradise Falls slavers urinating on slaves from the catwalks above? Perhaps even on you? ( seeing a thin stream coming down from above while sneaking into Paradise Falls) :rofl:

Yep - that could be Alot of fun, but please Please leave the player out of this

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:10 am

Okay okay okay I'm reconsidering this feature if implemented Only for NPCs..

Can you imagine running across an Enclave Trooper in an outhouse instead of on patrol? Now if the outhouse is a destructible item, just imagine the eruption of goodness that would sprout if nuking or missiling that outhouse..

Or perhaps catching a raider on the throne and popping him right there while sitting - Havok leaving him permanently En-throned.

Or a group of Paradise Falls slavers urinating on slaves from the catwalks above? Perhaps even on you? ( seeing a thin stream coming down from above while sneaking into Paradise Falls) :rofl:

Yep - that could be Alot of fun, but please Please leave the player out of this

Imagine the devious dev that puts a gas cloud in the outhouse...

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:38 am

I think the bathroom is a really bad idea, i mean here is a person who will beat your face right off your head with a golf club, or blow your head off with a shotgun. Do you really think they would spend all day looking for a bathroom. Hell i'd think they would just [censored] anywhere they want. If im in the woods and i have to take a crap, i don't spend allday looking for a toliet. I grab a hand full of leaves and find a good spot(devoid of poison). And as for the houses, meh...id be fine with just having a dumpster to store my guns and armor in. Maybe it could ahve a pet radroach to tell me jokes. screw the house

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:52 am

If im in the woods and i have to take a crap, i don't spend allday looking for a toliet

Does a Vault Dweller [censored] in the woods? Yes, yes he does.

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:41 am

Okay okay okay I'm reconsidering this feature if implemented Only for NPCs..

Can you imagine running across an Enclave Trooper in an outhouse instead of on patrol? Now if the outhouse is a destructible item, just imagine the eruption of goodness that would sprout if nuking or missiling that outhouse..

Or perhaps catching a raider on the throne and popping him right there while sitting - Havok leaving him permanently En-throned.

Or a group of Paradise Falls slavers urinating on slaves from the catwalks above? Perhaps even on you? ( seeing a thin stream coming down from above while sneaking into Paradise Falls) :rofl:

Yep - that could be Alot of fun, but please Please leave the player out of this

Or when a raider is doing his business, you kill his fellow gang and when he flushes he looks out and says things like this:

1. Oh come on it wasn't that bad, quit screw'in around!

2. I shouldn't have ate those molrate Enchiladas last night......

3. Mwahahaha....my very own baby mushroom cloud.

» Tue May 17, 2011 6:55 am

Or when a raider is doing his business, you kill his fellow gang and when he flushes he looks out and says things like this:

1. Oh come on it wasn't that bad, quit screw'in around!

2. I shouldn't have ate those molrate Enchiladas last night......

3. Mwahahaha....my very own baby mushroom cloud.

Two words: green fog.

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:02 am

There will be no pooping of the pants, or anything like that.

:rofl:

Kegdas is my new hero.

For the record, I've been known to role-play pissing on a pile of my vanquished enemies!
I spend several minutes dragging the bodies into a pile and everything! True story.
They always deserve it, don't worry and I'm careful not to splash my TV

:rock: