Or how about when a bandit kills you, then immediately addresses your corpse with, "Can I help you?"
Lol, never had this. I do however get this kind of stuff with thieves. Thief Khajiit: gimme your money. Me: I don't have time for this. Thief: Don't you walk away from me! then
May you walk on warm sands then Never should have come here!

Off the wall thing that bugs me the most is storage organization, but I'm pretty bad about that irl so... wutevs. Getting 'all' on accident after spending 20 minutes organizing all my loot makes me want to throw my TV out the window, good thing I have booze.
This happens to me sometimes too, soooo annoying!
I spent over an hour filling a kettle in my house with assorted gems. I loved the way they sparkled in the light.
When I re-entered, though, they were scattered across the floor

This might help: Drop everything you want to place out of your inventory, don't try to move them then. Leave and go exploring a bit. Come back and arrange your stuff. It should stay in place after that. It worked for me.