OMFG The guards were telling the truth! : V - Skyrim

» Wed May 30, 2012 8:50 pm

A nice theory, but....
http://momaw.kikaimegami.com/skyrim/dragon_in_riften2.jpg

ROFL.. Ah, this is what i call a Smart AI. xD

@Archmagister Nelacayne Lol.. xD

» Wed May 30, 2012 5:50 pm

Does this mean that if I disrespect you, I automatically disrespect the law?

» Thu May 31, 2012 2:54 am

"but there is one they fear, in their tongue he is Dova-
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oh no, wait guys, false alarm, sorry. Reports coming in saying he got an Arrow in the Knee, tell Alduin it's safe to come out"

» Thu May 31, 2012 12:55 am

You know what would be cool? Turning into dragons!!! :foodndrink:

» Wed May 30, 2012 11:06 am

Hilarious.

Good luck in your new occupation. :foodndrink:

» Wed May 30, 2012 8:41 pm

If you disrespect mme, you die by my Th'um!!!! :intergalactic:

» Thu May 31, 2012 12:04 am

I like it how everyone can remember all the guard dialogues xD

» Wed May 30, 2012 4:00 pm

you will now serve the rest of your days looking for the stolen sweetrolls,hailing sithis,and talking about CURVED. SWORDS.

» Wed May 30, 2012 10:00 pm

I used to type unique jokes on forums, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

» Wed May 30, 2012 3:38 pm

Thank you. Wait is that a good thing?

» Wed May 30, 2012 6:21 pm

Does anyone here like Tacos? Cause I do!!! :celebration:

» Wed May 30, 2012 7:03 pm

Classic

» Wed May 30, 2012 1:04 pm

You know what would be cool? Turning into dragons!!! :foodndrink:

I used to have a soul and blood of a dragon, then I took a guard duty.

» Wed May 30, 2012 3:40 pm

YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!

» Thu May 31, 2012 3:07 am

i used to be an arrow, then i took an Orc Adventurer to the head. wait.... what?

» Wed May 30, 2012 5:23 pm

If I may ask... since you are in a town... where did you get the arrow from? Was it by chance a guard?

We have figured out how they recruit new members

.

I hope it doesn't get stuck there. Due to a glitch my mage had an ice spike stuck in his head for several days(real days). Then my friend had an arrow stuck in his dog's face for days, I assume same glitch.

And I don't think I have seen any Orc guards. Maybe you can actually look for my sweetroll, stupid Nords are lazy and won't do it.

» Wed May 30, 2012 4:51 pm

You are now a guard.

» Wed May 30, 2012 9:19 pm

I think this calls for a new play style, along with "Dead is dead" etc.

Arrows to the knee should force you to pick a hold to become a guard in, dress up like a guard and stay that way, or make a new character.

» Wed May 30, 2012 7:53 pm

Can someone shoot an arrow in my knee ? I want to be a guard, but i don't want guard duty, i want to go with my cousin fight Dragons.

» Thu May 31, 2012 1:45 am

LOL oh dear.

"I used to stand around with an arrow in my knee, and then I took an arrow in the knee."

» Wed May 30, 2012 2:03 pm

I think this calls for a new play style, along with "Dead is dead" etc.

Arrows to the knee should force you to pick a hold to become a guard in, dress up like a guard and stay that way, or make a new character.

Haha,Someone need to make a mod of that!

» Wed May 30, 2012 6:12 pm

Lol I died when a draugr deathlord knotched me back with a shout and then shot me in the knee with an ebony bow and arrow and then killed me :/

» Wed May 30, 2012 9:39 pm

You're the new guard recruit, so you what...fetch the mead?

» Wed May 30, 2012 12:39 pm

I got stabbed in the chest, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

» Wed May 30, 2012 11:13 am

Now you have to be jealous at your cousins for getting only guard duty