OMFG The guards were telling the truth!

Post » Wed May 30, 2012 2:34 pm

Am I doomed?
http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/7100954/img/Anonymous/7d6e7e-2966186.jpg
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Cassie Boyle
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 7:06 pm

:celebration: :celebration:
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jesse villaneda
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 12:25 pm

I suggest ramping up your sweetroll security pronto!
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Silencio
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 1:57 pm

You are now a guard.
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LijLuva
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 5:12 pm

you will now serve the rest of your days looking for the stolen sweetrolls,hailing sithis,and talking about CURVED. SWORDS.
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Dalley hussain
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 1:01 am

I'm sure you'll make a lovely guard, dear. Now remember to pack a lunch to take to work.
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ladyflames
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 5:30 pm

you will now serve the rest of your days looking for the stolen sweetrolls,hailing sithis,and talking about CURVED. SWORDS.
You'll also use a dull old sword that can barley cut through butter. ;)
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Brian Newman
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 1:44 pm

I used to be a badass Orc warrior, then I took an arrow in the knee
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Jamie Moysey
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 6:07 pm

OhGodOhGodOHGOD
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Jhenna lee Lizama
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 7:31 pm

Depends, are you an adventurer? :P
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Marquis deVille
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 11:05 pm

Now, you have to retire and become a guard.
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brandon frier
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 12:01 am

well have funning walking through cities, while annoying every adventurer you meet with completely useless comments
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Danny Warner
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 4:28 pm

Congratulations! Your character is now a punch line! :celebration:
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Deon Knight
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 8:43 pm

I looked at the picture, then I took an arrow in the knee.
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Baby K(:
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 9:12 pm

Actually now he will take a sword through the chest, and then become an ordinary citizen.
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Rachael Williams
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 3:18 am

Oh man, I laughed hard!
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Jade
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 1:13 am

Well, unlike your cousin, You won't be out fighting dragons.

But do you go to the Cloud district very often?
Who am I kidding, of Course You don't.
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Angelina Mayo
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 7:00 pm

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35et1f/ :sadvaultboy:
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Javaun Thompson
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 6:57 pm

WHERE IS THIS JOKE FROM


I have yet to hear it in game. Should I just play more? Don't spoil it!
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Aaron Clark
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 2:58 pm

At least people will have to respect you now, else they will be disrespecting the law!
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stevie trent
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 12:56 pm

I used to have an arrow in my arm then I took an arrow to the knee.
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{Richies Mommy}
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 11:59 pm

You should Meme that screenshot. :D so doomed.
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Samantha Jane Adams
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 9:13 pm

:rofl:
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Naazhe Perezz
 
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Post » Thu May 31, 2012 2:54 am

He is still missing something to be a Guard!!! One of the MOST important things ^^

http://fusionanomaly.net/starshiptroopersareyoupsychic.jpg
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sarah
 
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Post » Wed May 30, 2012 12:54 pm

WHERE IS THIS JOKE FROM


I have yet to hear it in game. Should I just play more? Don't spoil it!

If you haven't encountered it yet, you should really play more.
It's hard to miss, even if you've spent only minutes around any guards. Most players hear it several times a day.
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