Arrow to the Knee? : V - Skyrim

» Wed May 30, 2012 12:47 pm

I used to never lag in Skyrim, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

» Wed May 30, 2012 2:20 am

how come the sweet roll quote doesnt get the same attention as the knee quote?

» Wed May 30, 2012 11:03 am

You know, if you have the aptitude, you should join the mages college in winterhold.

Yeah, this ^ line is annoying! I want to say to him, "I am the Arch-Mage, you dough head!".

» Wed May 30, 2012 2:21 pm

how come the sweet roll quote doesnt get the same attention as the knee quote?

Let me guess, someone stole your punchline.

Not really as meme-able as arrow in the kneee.

» Wed May 30, 2012 6:47 am

I should bash you're face in after all you've done

» Wed May 30, 2012 3:50 am

It's a good day with you around.

» Wed May 30, 2012 4:01 am

Have you been tending to your hounds?

» Wed May 30, 2012 11:13 am

The finest weapons and armor and trinkets and sweetrolls and arrows to the knee, that sort of thing, funk soul brother.

» Wed May 30, 2012 4:01 am

I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in whiterun, Eorlund Gray-mane's got that honor

» Wed May 30, 2012 2:57 am

I like to think of it as another inside joke among Skyrim's guards. Also see my sig, I just changed it before seeing this thread.

» Wed May 30, 2012 2:29 pm

It needs to die, Period.

» Wed May 30, 2012 12:54 pm

Arrow to the knee is getting old already. Can't go to anything skyrim related without someone making a comment with that stupid arrow -.-
was fun at first, but it's being used too often (even in game)

» Wed May 30, 2012 11:49 am

It needs to die, Period.

Perhaps it'll take an arrow to the knee.

» Wed May 30, 2012 10:20 am

Na, then its just going to do gaurd doody.

» Wed May 30, 2012 2:10 pm

Let's see here.

Nope, nothing.

» Wed May 30, 2012 12:08 am

i used to think chessy memes died out in a week, but then I...........wait for it................wait for it..... :sweat:

» Wed May 30, 2012 12:47 pm

Guards used to say to stop right there criminal scum, until they took an arrow to the knee.

I just laughed for 5 minutes. That was great.

» Wed May 30, 2012 7:27 am

are you here to discuss the hostilities, like the rest of the great warriors...?

yup, i used the dutch mage's enchanting table in Dragonsreach to level up my skill

i kinda hate dutch ppl now

» Wed May 30, 2012 12:42 pm

I had you figured for a mage!

No **** sherlock. Im in a mage's robe carrying a staff, buying spell books and magic scolls off you. Wtf did you think I was? A hotdog with an image complex?

» Wed May 30, 2012 5:09 am

I had you figured for a mage!

No **** sherlock. Im in a mage's robe carrying a staff, buying spell books and magic scolls off you. Wtf did you think I was? A hotdog with an image complex?

He said that to my Thief and Warrior characters too.

» Wed May 30, 2012 10:59 am

Dragonborn: "What have you got for sale'?
Eurland: "GODS BE PRAISED"

» Wed May 30, 2012 12:12 pm

He said that to my Thief and Warrior characters too.

Lol he's an idiot apparently, he says that to everyone buying from him. "Nope, I want your soul gems, I'm not a mage."

» Wed May 30, 2012 9:30 am

I used to read this forum until I took an arrow to the knee

» Wed May 30, 2012 6:38 am

Can someone explain what is so funny about "Arrow to the Knee"?

and please dont tell me to go check wikis because I already checked all of them, only one I found that has it was this one:
http://orcz.com/Arrow_to_the_Knee

and it says it's a "inside joke" but it does not really explain why?

Well I think it is funny because it as everyone's excuse for not making it as an adventurer.. making it a line of BS. A bunch of cowards really!
My thought when I hear it is always "really? so you took an arrow in the knee and had to stop being an adventurer too?"