OMFG The guards were telling the truth! : V - Skyrim

» Wed May 30, 2012 10:17 pm

OH NO!!!! THEKNEE-CAPPER STRIKES AGAIN!!! NOONE IS SAFE!!!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

edit: i miss clicked and it posted before the post was suppost to be posted *there was a pun in this sentance, grammer nazis stay off!

» Wed May 30, 2012 3:59 pm

Just try not to get arrows to both knees,or else you become guard commander, doomed to be (mostly) worthless.

» Wed May 30, 2012 11:57 pm

So...what happens if you get shot in the shin? Or the thigh?

» Wed May 30, 2012 4:38 pm

Am I doomed?
http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/7100954/img/Anonymous/7d6e7e-2966186.jpg

LOL the pic is so win!

» Wed May 30, 2012 9:56 pm

So...what happens if you get shot in the shin? Or the thigh?

You become a smug businessman who brags about going to the Cloud District often.

» Wed May 30, 2012 6:29 pm

From now on, when someone disrespects the law, they disrespect you.

» Wed May 30, 2012 4:04 pm

Splendid! Secretly murder a guard, grab his gear, train your Russian accent and BECOME that guard!

But seriously, I thought there were too many useless threads like this...

Then I took an arrow in the knee.

I thought they were Austrian accents.

» Wed May 30, 2012 9:31 pm

Am I doomed?
http://www1.picturepush.com/photo/a/7100954/img/Anonymous/7d6e7e-2966186.jpg

As a long time lurker and occasional poster, I think this should be the new fishy stick. Every new member get an arrow to the knee.

» Wed May 30, 2012 5:20 pm

i used to be an arrow, then i took an Orc Adventurer to the head.

Sheogorath finds a new disciple...