Omg your wife is awesome!

LMAO! Whats wrong with loot? My husband calls me a "Loot Wh*re." When he plays I am constantly saying, "You missed a chest back there." He laughs and says, "Honey, I think you have a looting problem."

1. This reminds me of something Robin Williams once said about guys' brains.
2. Hahahaha nice one

there is absolutely nothing wrong with loot....however, when i'm playing, if i'm in town smithing or enchanting i get "go in a cave or somthing....you're boring" and when i go to a cave i will leave enemies behind when i think they don't have anything worthwhile. to which she says "that bandit/falmer/mage might have a really awesome sword/staff/armor" and continues to back seat drive till i look at every chest and body.

My girlfriend said Skyrim was a bad game.
Now she's single.... JUST KIDDING!

She's dead.

You're right, most guys are thrilled usually, though some say "Wow, you play games? I mean...you're a girl!". No kidding!! Gee, I didn't know!! But yeah it's mostly girls who don't find it suitable. My best friend says "Go out and get a life/bf/whatever" every time I tell her about a video game. So I just quit talking about games to her, and recently I was so thrilled to find another friend from my class (I'm in law school) who has been a gamer as long as I have and still is I remember when we first met (we had gone along with mutual friends out for coffee) we were talking about Dragon Age Origins and Dragon Age 2, and our other friends were just staring at us like we were speaking in an alien language!! Hahahaha it was actually funny to look at!!

I know what you're talking about when it comes to your language. Greek has the same form as well, and I know it's natural to be mistaken in an English forum where you can't know the gender from context, but to be confused in your own language with such a detailed verbal form? That must be annoying! So far I think I've been lucky when in Greek forums, I haven't been mistaken for a guy, but I know what you mean. Good luck staying calm with that!

Wacky Wheels. I love that game...

Edit: I tried to get my girlfriend to play games countless times but I don't really have success so far. Console games work better (I don't have a console), but at soon as I start to win, she gets angry . But I will never give up. Right now I am in China, she is back home, so I did not have a chance to convince her of this gem.

Pics with timestamps and usernames written on signs or skin - or it didn't happen.

Guys have two brains but only enough blood to power one at a time?

Your friend still is banana?

I got my girlfriend to play Skyrim for 1.5 hours and it was the best 1.5 hours of my life. I'll be fantasizing about that for the rest of my life.

not gonna get too many replies on the girlfriend topic here my friend

How would she know the joke if you didn't have the game yet?

My gf said my character was hot, and that she'd totally do him....not sure what to make of that.

LMAO! Whats wrong with loot? My husband calls me a "Loot Wh*re." When he plays I am constantly saying, "You missed a chest back there." He laughs and says, "Honey, I think you have a looting problem."

Loot Wh*re? Is that the way a gamer calls his wife a gold-digger?

My girlfriend won't care if my character dies BUT if my character's horse dies, forget about it...