sixy women of skyrim, I found out where they went.

Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:13 am

Ok so all of us who have wanted to marry the "best looking npc" in skyrim have looked far and wide for the best woman for our tastes. I looked in each city and noticed that all the "sixy" npcs tend to not be open for marriage. They either are involve in a quest, which results in their death, have no dialogue options, have no quests to give you, or have a vampire problem (by which i mean they won't marry you). These people are easily identified with their stock Tavern clothing. Most of the time.

(I am on a wife hunt which prompted me to take note in the women that you talk to/fight.)

Now there are a few good looking npcs left, but they tend to have war paint on that covers their face. For my character I'm using now, I didn't want a warrior wife as that means they're probably real manly and not very feminie.

That left me with even fewer choices. Ysolda, and the girl from shor's stone. One you can't change her ragged clothes, and the other is ugly to me one day and decent the next.

Now as I'm noticing this crisis with the lack of decent women to fit my character, I take some time to go find some sword or whatever and end up fighting a village of Forsworn. As I am looting the bodies, I noticed that 90% of the forsworn were women. Then I remembered previous forsworn battle from my 1st character and I remember commenting on the high ratio of women in the forsworn!

As I look at their faces to see which characters they resemble, I notice the majority of them are very good looking!!!!!!

So I came to the wild conclusion that all sixy women of skyrim are doomed to join the forsworn!

Has anyone else noticed this? What do you all think about the woman selection in skyrim? I know there are what... maybe 5 decent looking npc women in skyrim that you can marry?

I'm not considering elves, khajiit, argonians, or anything not human.

Basically the only woman who isn't a warrior and one that is decent looking and open for marriage, that I have found, is Ysolda. The girl at shor's stone will only wear miner's clothes and that bugs me so she's out unless they fix that.

any opinions?

I support that. Aela the huntress, while she does have warpaint once again, is my character's wife. I gave her savior's hide as the armor, then gave her all forsworn gear. She looks JUST like a forsworn woman. And it fits since my Battlemage wears ancient nord armor, which looks quite barbaric and is pretty awsome once you can forge daedric (it is classed under daedric for some reason..)

So my advice to you is pick a woman that looks decent, and give her forsworn gear if you want that look.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:54 pm

Seriously, you're talking about sixy women in a game ? and what about "sixy men" then ? perhaps you've forgotten that in Skyrim everyone is bisixual :biggrin:

Apart from joke, i would largely prefer more variety in bodies/faces than a game with almost only "cute people" or full of "sixy women/men" in shorts- thanks,but i'm already fed up with old ladies/men with a creased face and a teen body :banana:

Ya all the "old" ladies have rockin bodies..
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:45 pm

HOW YOU FOUND THEM???? I thought I locked that door.....
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:17 am

I guess, the Dev are men, and they truly understand it is impossible to get a decent woman with so easy approaching (finish their quest and wear the mara amulet), and so that's what left for such simple marriage in game...

Dev "Want decent woman, go mod it yourself..."
yeah, verily
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:48 am

:( ....im seriously dissapointed in the selection of marriageable women in skyrim as im a chubby chaser....and ALL THE WOMEN are either anorexic or ex-body builders..that may or may not still be on riods....seriously disappointed :wallbash:
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:50 pm

Ya all the "old" ladies have rockin bodies..

And this is a good thing :banana: . At least you humans have a choice, what about us mers? :stare:
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:17 pm

any loser that associates real good looking women with video game pixels is wrong.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:45 am

Look for Muiri and Senna, they're both in Markarth, and both open to marriage. For Senna, though, you have to find a way to get rid of her hood
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:31 pm

At least you guys all have the semblance of a choice here. I only get one eligible Argonian female and she dresses like Ysolda. :-(

Meh. Ya kiss one scaly lizard with sharp teeth, ya kissed 'em all. Oh, wait... no lips. Never mind the kissing part.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:54 am

I'm sorry, but I can't have respect a man who wants a woman based on her looks even in a game.
It all shows that that person is shallow to some degree.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:46 pm

Meh. Ya kiss one scaly lizard with sharp teeth, ya kissed 'em all. Oh, wait... no lips. Never mind the kissing part.
They have lips, and they do kiss. But granted, they're not really capable of mouth-mouth kissing, so when then the situation calls for it most Argonians just nuzzle. :-)
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:55 pm

You must've not met Muiri. Otherwise this thread wouldn't exist.
AT LAST! Anotherone beautiful as Annekke! And she's marriable! Alleluja! Annekke Crag-Jumper was my favourite but she can only be a follower. Damn.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:00 pm

I'm sorry, but I can't have respect a man who wants a woman based on her looks even in a game.
It all shows that that person is shallow to some degree.

Aren't we all? :cool:
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:21 pm

AT LAST! Anotherone beautiful as Annekke! And she's marriable! Alleluja! Annekke Crag-Jumper was my favourite but she can only be a follower. Damn.

Don't start rejoicing just yet. I never married Muiri because she always says "Thank you for resolving my... problem" when you talk to her. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:21 am

Don't start rejoicing just yet. I never married Muiri because she always says "Thank you for resolving my... problem" when you talk to her. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

The tilde key unlocks a world of potential.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:47 pm

The tilde key unlocks a world of potential.

You can remove that dialog with console commands?!
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:54 pm

I'm sorry, but I can't have respect a man who wants a woman based on her looks even in a game.
So, what you're saying is, that if you met a guy (I'm assuming you're a girl) who looked like http://streamsmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/mvbthumbs/img_32_my-thoughts-on-the-recent-trend-of-am-i-ugly-youtube-videos.jpg, but had the greatest personality in the world, you'd date him? My guess would be "no".
It all shows that that person is shallow to some degree.
Everyone is.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:40 pm

I'm sorry, but I can't have respect a man who wants a woman based on her looks even in a game.
It all shows that that person is shallow to some degree.

Unfortunately it shows only the current generation superficiality and degradation.

Surface over personality. Of course aesthetics is very important,but don't make the mistake of confusing a game with real life and vice-versa.

Nevertheless, reading those topics i'm starting to think that most of the male players prefer to spent their time looking at good boobs and butts even in a videogame,so isn't so different from real life at the end as you can see :biggrin:

At least, even in a game like this "good looking" graphics isn't the most important thing after all.
The real "tragedy" is when it lacks even depth :biggrin: and it's a shame because most of the rest is excellent.

any loser that associates real good looking women with video game pixels is wrong.

Well,you can always look at the positive side; at least the "video game pixels" don't bore you with everlasting chatting, neither keep constantly an eye on your cell to control your movements :bunny:

but most of all don't have to constantly withhold their farts and burps in public and subsequently release all their "owing" in your bedroom/bathroom :banana: :bunny:
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:00 am

You must've not met Muiri. Otherwise this thread wouldn't exist.

The problem I have with Muiri is that you can not marry her unless
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you join the DB and kill her old boyfriend. I never join the DB unless I am playing an evil character, and I just don't do that very often.
so bottom line, she is generally off limits.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:28 am

I was taking in consideration of marrying Lydia... she's not so bad!
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:40 pm

Buy a fifth, drink and play late into the wee hours of the night. They all look purtier at closin' time. Why do you think mead is so popular in Skyrim?
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:17 pm

I was taking in consideration of marrying Lydia... she's not so bad!

That's what I do. She's a rather awful follower, but her cookin' ain't bad, and them's definitely child-bearing hips!

I sooo want to mod a new quote for her, something along the lines of "Yes, my love- I AM sworn to do your laundry..."
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:50 am

only thing the game needs is 2 of each race marriegable at least so you make more sence in game. example khajiits cant merry other khajiits wich to me is not fair cause what human would merry a cat in the first place.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:50 pm

only thing the game needs is 2 of each race marriegable at least so you make more sence in game. example khajiits cant merry other khajiits wich to me is not fair cause what human would merry a cat in the first place.

Other races can't marry them either. Considering we are in Skyrim I am surprised that there are any Khajiit. The ones that are there are strictly there for trade and guarding, not looking for spouses. Khajiit's in generally don't want to live or even be in Skyrim.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:43 pm

Other races can't marry them either. Considering we are in Skyrim I am surprised that there are any Khajiit. The ones that are there are strictly there for trade and guarding, not looking for spouses. Khajiit's in generally don't want to live or even be in Skyrim.

Mine does. He's thinking about finding one of those cute female sabertooth's and settling down, maybe raising a litter or two...
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