sixy women of skyrim, I found out where they went. : V - Skyrim

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:34 am

Ok so all of us who have wanted to marry the "best looking npc" in skyrim have looked far and wide for the best woman for our tastes. I looked in each city and noticed that all the "sixy" npcs tend to not be open for marriage. They either are involve in a quest, which results in their death, have no dialogue options, have no quests to give you, or have a vampire problem (by which i mean they won't marry you). These people are easily identified with their stock Tavern clothing. Most of the time.

(I am on a wife hunt which prompted me to take note in the women that you talk to/fight.)

Now there are a few good looking npcs left, but they tend to have war paint on that covers their face. For my character I'm using now, I didn't want a warrior wife as that means they're probably real manly and not very feminie.

That left me with even fewer choices. Ysolda, and the girl from shor's stone. One you can't change her ragged clothes, and the other is ugly to me one day and decent the next.

Now as I'm noticing this crisis with the lack of decent women to fit my character, I take some time to go find some sword or whatever and end up fighting a village of Forsworn. As I am looting the bodies, I noticed that 90% of the forsworn were women. Then I remembered previous forsworn battle from my 1st character and I remember commenting on the high ratio of women in the forsworn!

As I look at their faces to see which characters they resemble, I notice the majority of them are very good looking!!!!!!

So I came to the wild conclusion that all sixy women of skyrim are doomed to join the forsworn!

Has anyone else noticed this? What do you all think about the woman selection in skyrim? I know there are what... maybe 5 decent looking npc women in skyrim that you can marry?

I'm not considering elves, khajiit, argonians, or anything not human.

Basically the only woman who isn't a warrior and one that is decent looking and open for marriage, that I have found, is Ysolda. The girl at shor's stone will only wear miner's clothes and that bugs me so she's out unless they fix that.

any opinions?

OMFG you are saying i have killed some of the hottest chicks in the game... DUDE

I dont care its a game bought it to kill things, not marry things.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:58 am

You can remove that dialog with console commands?!

Sort of, yes. It risks screwing up the DB quests though, so it's best if you finish the DB quests before attempting the fix.

The problem I have with Muiri is that you can not marry her unless

Spoiler

you join the DB and kill her old boyfriend. I never join the DB unless I am playing an evil character, and I just don't do that very often.

so bottom line, she is generally off limits.

Unless...

Spoiler

You use console commands.

In all reality though, there's another cheat-free way to get her. My main character is a spy/agent from Hammerfell. Being sent to Hammerfell, he needed contacts in all areas, including the seedy underbelly of Skyrim. He's never finished the DB or TG quest lines, but that's how I rp'd it; do a few early tasks and missions to develop contacts and ways to avoid being targetted. It worked out.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:02 pm

The words "decent looking" mean nothing. "Decent looking" is in the eye of the beholder.

Well actually, they have done some studies of this and there are certain features that almost all people consider attractive, and these same features will also cause higher brain activity in certain areas of the brain related to attraction.

Mostly, people like symmetry of left and right axis and also horizontal axis, with eyes being midpoint of head, nose midpoint of chin to eyes and mouth at midpoint of nose to chin. Any deviations from these symmetries deducts attractiveness.

Other features (in women) that are universally 'liked' across region, ethnicity, and socio economic status: large eyes, small nose, full lips, high forhead, with slight concavity to entire face or lack or forward protruding nose/maxillary, small chin/jaw. Essentially they found that men and even other women prefer women and babies with faces that are non threatening, that is forward protruding, squinty eyed, heavy featured, etc...

For the OP I take it you are on console and therefore SOL if you don't like Sylgia or Ysolda. I think you should give Sordis the Housecarl of Solitude a look. She is fairly attractive in the face, though wierd makeup and she has the sweetest voice, tempermant and dialogue options of any NPC in the whole game. Her voice isn't masculine. Even when screams "I'm going to kill you!" to your enemies as she charges to your defence, she sounds cute.... I think she is far surperior to any follower or npc in the game, just sort of a pain in the ass to get as a follower.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:12 am

Three words: Telma Wide-Arms

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:13 am

To my taste, the player char kills way too many women in this game...

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:36 pm

I always liked Olfina Grey-Mane. Too bad she's fooling around with Jon Battle-Born. But I like the looks of most of the Nord, Breton, and Redguard women. I'm not too picky.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:06 pm

Aela is the ideal choice if you're also a werewolf. It's probably for the best that you'll never get to see a six scene, that's too wild.

Another purrty woman was the wife of Thonar Silver-Blood. Sure, she's a [censored] if there ever was one, but even more problematic is that she turned in to a pile of ash. Otherwise, I'd most definitely hit that.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:28 am

Go and fight a dragon.