HA.
This is the only one that's made me laugh so far, even though I had to read it three times to figure out what you meant. Well played.

Until this one!
LOL
For some reason, this just cracks me up.

If Gian the Fist and Gonnar Oath-Giver had a secret love child, would it be a Fist-Giver?

What do you call a bow that doesn't get any love?
A crossbow.

What do you call a mentally challenged dragonborn?
A Do'h!vakhiin.

What is the most feared faction in all of Skyrim?
The Knights Who Slay Knee
(soooooooooorry!)

Gahyuck, gahyuck.

i like this one

Wow i just read these through and cracked up over some of them.
What a sad, sad life i lead.

That one actually made me laugh

xD

A group of imperial are travelling along Tamriel, but they dont know exactly where they are. So they started a game, every time they travel to another province, the first one guessing where they are wins. In the first week someone said "we must be in cyrodiil" the others ask "why?" and he says "because thats the imperial city". The second week someone said "we must be in Morrowind" the others ask "why?" and he says "because thats a huge volcano". The thirst week someone says "this is elsweyr for sure" and the others ask "why?" and he says "because I dont have my watch"

"Seen any.........Elves?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

They have litter boxes.

Ba dum pa.

Why do the Bosmer hate Khajitt? Hairballs.

A Nord walks into an inn and sits down at the bar. On the wall behind it he notices a big sign that says, "Horker Loaf - 2 Septims. Hand Jobs - 10 Septims." The innkeeper, a lovely young Dunmer woman, approaches and leans seductively over the counter to greet him. "Hello there, big boy. What can I do for you?" she asks.

The Nord looks her up and down for a moment. "Are you the one that gives the hand jobs?"

"Why yes I am," the Dunmer purrs.

"Thought so," the Nord replies. "Now go wash your hands and make me a Horker Loaf."

Guard: "Is that fur, growing out of your ears?"

Khajiit: "Why, yes it... It grows on my ass too!"

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Whats one of the worst problems Khajiits face with their fur?

Dingleberries

To fix the relative lack of true humor:

http://codyrapol.com/~EvenStevens/How-to-conquer-a-Dragon-in-Skyrim.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxduupYfcz1qkgiio.jpg

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/video-game-motivator-skyrim-housecarl.jpg

http://chzvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/video-game-memes-i-dont-even-bring-her-along.jpg

http://www.threeguysonejoystick.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/the_dragonborn_noms_by_omny87-d4nq7mt1.jpg

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwn36c4K0a1r1a04lo1_500.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Skyrim.+If+you+like+my+posts+check+out+my+humor_ae0afa_3443537.jpg

Some of this is dry, so it may not seem funny to some.

HEY i have a good one!!! Why did the dunmer go to skyrim? HE DIDNT yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk..... Don't hit me again