Some guy somewhere made one of these but the topic got locked a while ago so if you wanted to put one heres where to put it



I already have a crappy one

Knock knock

Whos there

Mammoth

Mammo- wait wha-?


*CRUSH*

You're right, that is a crappy one

What did one Argonian say to the other Argonian?

Who cares, they're Argonians.

I took a nice, healthy, Khajiit in your bathroom...

... She's pregnant now.

PEOPLE OF FORUM Y U NO LEAVE JOKE TOO?

Whiterun, is that a town or a stain on ye ol' rakes dress?

- Oh, hello there, mr. Giant, said the Dovahkiin.
- I don't like this, my thane, the loyal Lydia remarked.
- Nonsense, Todd said the giants were friendly. Isn't that right mr. Giant?
- Yes, yes of course. I even offer free orbital transport now, the mighty giant answered.
- Oh, how come? the dragonborn wondered.
- Let me show you. *battlemusic playing*

...what a dumb joke I made. This was silly.

God gave me two hands and I use them both for my weapon... And seducing wenches!

Need an ark? I NOAH guy hahahahahaaahahahaahahah

oh wait... thats not a skyrim joke

Balgruuf The Greater succeeded by Ballgroove the gayer

Wine before mead, someone's gonna bleed! Mead before wine you're feelin' fine

*Karate Stance* "VENISON CHOP!"

It's closing time, you don't have to go home but you need to go Elsweyr.

Alchemy level 101 reached: Meth learned

Lol all these jokes are awful.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To add a 1000 bounty on the Dragonborn in Whiterun.

How is dual-weilding weapons in Skyrim like Frodo?

One ring.

What did Dovahkiin say to the dragon?
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FUS RO DAH!

Yeah that was horrible.

A Dunmer walks into a bar and asks the Nord bartender for a free beer, the Nord says, "If you can make the horker out back laugh you can have a free beer."
The Dunmer walks outside and comes back a few minutes later, the Nord looks and sees the Horker laughing so he gives the Dunmer a free beer.
The Dunmer finishes the first beer and asks for another free one, the Nord says, "If you can make that Horker cry you can have another free one."
The Dunmer walks outside and comes back a few minutes later, the Nord looks outside and sees the Horker crying so he gives up another free beer.
After the Dunmer had finished that one the Nord asks how he did it the Dunmer says, "First I told him I was bigger then I showed him."

Alduin

How many Blades does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



Just one, she grabs hold of it and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many Dovakhiins does it take to light a candle?
Around 24, with level 3 Fire Breath.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fus ro.
Fus ro who?
(I think you know how this ends)

Why did the Thalmor cross the road?
Because you can't trust the Thalmor.

You could have posted just this.

The only funny joke around here.

a falmer walked into a bar
what does he say?
ow


get it? its metal bar not the one you drink in.......ok ill never post again i swear

Yes. This.

Why don't the khajiit caravans go inside city walls?

Because Nords eat [censored].

Very nice

Want to hear a Khajiit joke?

Why do Khajiit lick their butts?

To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths! Hahaha! A real thigh-slapper, that one, eh? Phew.

Damn You Gheart you beat me to it!