Just to the north east of Goodsprings there is an open fridge on its back, inside is a skeleton with a Suave hat.
Indiana Jones anyone?

When i first entered the Gomorah Casino did max bet on the slot machine and the first time i play it i get the jackpot 32000 caps

Here's one I don't recall having seen on the list yet.

Details are a bit sketchy (as I only post from work generally.)
Scenario: Fem character named as a nod to my wife (ex mil disabled vet).

Location: Camp McCarran, the 'lounge' tent (for lack of a better word.
Who: A 'named' female char (major/lieutenant/etc something or other. Not a generic 'NCR Trooper')

I wish i could type it all out word for word, but I almost fell out of my chair laughing as this npc pretty much came out as saying 'Damn, you're one hot b****... Oh wait.. I'm not supposed to be that blatant' or the like. And some of the dialog replies were just as funny.

When i could offer psycho to a boomerkid, the topic was hilarious and totally random.

"How are you today. Santiago is fabulous."

The accent, tone and the facial gesture always crack me up.

Anyone been to that little tent settlement north of Goodsprings?

After returning there with fast travel, all the burned bodies had come back to life. They were fighting the Cazadores that nested there, and all were named "burned body" :blink:

Reminds me of an ancient Greek tale, where people are doomed to replay their massacre over and over.

I can't be the first person to see this though.

"And, best friend Tabitha, what do you see with your true eye?"

"Uhhhh, I see Neil."

"And has he moved?"

"Uhhh, a little."

Tabitha cracks me up every time.

"EXCEPT NEIL!!!!!!"

Anything and everything Cass says.

My characters mouth got stuck open, and it still hasnt closed.

HOLY HAND GRENADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps I found this funny because it was 2 in the morning and well past my bedtime, but I was cracking myself up sneaking up to people (Casino dealers for starters), and placing incindiary gernades in their pockets and watching their reactions. Then watching the flaming mess afterwards. I have the bloody mess perk too.

Just a small thing - having slept with a hoker at Gomorrah, immediately after getting up/exiting the bed I was informed in the small yellow type that

"You are no longer well rested".

Vikki and Vance's tour-
Fantastic-theoretical degree in physics-
Fisto-assume the position-
Red Lucy's end "reward"-my hunter-
Sarah's reward- (well rested)
vault 11, computer response-
repconn tour (*safety barrels)-
festus- channel 6 news report-
papa khan telling karl- you can live if you can outrun our bullets--
ronda telling you her sob story of abuse, right before you bang her-
hearing the story of why the surpluss of toy rocket ships-

Don't know how to flag spoilers, but there is a minor spoiler about a Kings quest






I had a character with a high barter and i was doing a kings quest. There was a (violent) dispute going on between NCR and the kings in Freeside. I went to the NCR and found out what happend.

As i entered the kings building to go and report about the situation to the King, a King-member approached me, the conversation went something like this(K=King gang member / M=Me):

K: Hey, you might want to keep your mouth shut about what happened.
M: What's it worth to you?
K: You're just like everyone else around here, but thsi way i know you'll keep your mouth shut; heres a 150 caps.
M: [BARTER] How about you double that amount.

He gave the extra caps and i was like "damn, what a svcker "...first thing i did was tell the King all about what happened.

When talking about sleeping with hokers, it might not be wise to refer to it as a small thing

When I want to ask Veronica something and she replies to the fact "He was already dead when I got here."

First time I crippled a gecko's head and it stopped in its tracks, hid its head in its hands and made an "Uh oh." sound.

Haha, he makes me laugh too. "Sure boss, make an old man get down and crawl around in the dirt."

and:

"Not to criticize boss, but I'm not immortal... just old."

The kids chasing the rat made me laugh today. I killed it and they both said thank you madame ( was playing my girl char ), the wierd part was the girl had the same voice as the guy :S

"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist!" (Finally, a Wild Wasteland event that made me LOL)

I laughed too. I must have walked by that scene dozens of times, but thought it wasn't anything more than a bunch of kids playing with a pet (in fact, when I was walking by the first time, I heard the girl say "Isn't he cute" or "He's kind of cute" or something like that. It wasn't until yesterday when I saw that they were running with knives and I heard the boy say "I'm eating rat tonight" or something, that I realized what was going on. Shot the rat and got the "Thanks mister!".




Yeah, there are several quests where something similar happens. I did the same thing to Pacer, actually.

Two of the funniest things happened to me yesterday all in the same playthrough about an hour from each other.
First one happened when I was going to the Tops either to do the "Talent Pool" quest or to talk to Yes Man.
Anywho on my way there everyone on the strip started running and when I looked behind me a couple brahmin were stampeding down the strip!
It was hilarious!
Had to be a scripted event.

Second one was when I decided to blow up the Brotherhood I had Veronica with me.
I had planned to kill her along with everyone else in the Brotherhood.
When I pressed the self-destruct button Veronica immediately punched off Watson's head!
Not even the funny part.
After I had killed everyone I scoured through the base for loot (which was mad phat) and I doubled back to were the massacre started, the self destruct console.
Upon entering the room Scribe Taggart was neck down in a pile of his own skull and brains.
After Veronica followed she looked down at Taggarts dead body and said "Hey Taggart you look different, been getting any sun?"
It was obviously intended to happen when Taggart was alive but the way she looked down on him and said that was just perfect!
I do find it weird that she helps you kill what is basically her family and doesn't care at all.
There isn't even any dialogue option.
But I was bored with her so I used her as a mule to carry out all the loot, then I took her gear "parted ways" (non-hardcoe) and vaporized her skull with a Ranger Sequoia.
Raul's my new buddy now.
I just wish he didn't look so stupid with Authority glasses

I saw a bath-tub with a teddy-bear who had it's head chucked down the hole.
Made me smirk.

ED-E can not wear faction armor clothing... :wacko:

No "blank" :spotted owl:

Had a good laugh

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On my first playthrough i hade found benny at the tops casino. I talked to him and he told me to go up to the Presidantial Suite and wait for him. Little did i know that he would send his assassins to come in the suite to kill me. I dealt with the assassins fairly easily. I then walk up to the intercom in the suite and hear benny on the other end.

He said something like "Did you accomplish your task?" (not knowing it was acutally me and not his assassins)

My charactar responded, "Yeah, there are four bodies up here"

All benny said was something along the lines of "what the f@ck?"

Laughed for a good ten minutes.

When a Legion Recruit said "Degenerates like you belong on a cross". I laughed maniacally as I chopped his head off with Knock-Knock.

Maybe not funny in the traditional sense but more so just a nervous moment, first time i left Goodsprings and was headed towards Primm i noticed at least 10 red ticks on my compass. A few seconds later about 8 little Geckos come sprinting along all happy and jovial. The way their mouths look just makes me giggle, and like someone else said earlier i love the reaction to having their head crippled, sorta cute.

Also Vickie and Vance's death of being caught in the crossfire, and how the police apologized for the acidental deaths hehe

The "Safety Barrels" and the accompanying display-- it's the same filthy, rusted pile you see all over, just shrunk down. Like that was the company's intended design from the get go. :lmao:

Cass's, "Shh-- we're hunting S___heads." like Elmer Fudd. Still made me smile after the 40th time she said it.

And some of the "advice" you get from Beatrix Russell in the Wang Dang Tango quest.
I read the "Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time." one near the end of a 7 hour session and about fell out of my chair laughing.
I liked them so much I put two of 'em in my sig.
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Cass and her conversation's.

"Alright, so they're holding eachother's d!cks, big whoop."
That made me Laugh out Loud.