Who? The only Ronda I can think of is Tabitha's Robot.

When telling Raul to use melee
"Ok I'll just stop using this rather effective gun and use this piece of metal tubing, nice move boss,"
or when crouching
"I'm sorry if the creaking of my knees gives us away."
or when shooting him
"Hey boss I have enough holes in me already."

I'm sorry but i personally find raul hilarious.

I was thinking that to but I think he was talking about Joana the Gomorrah prosttute who tells you how the Omertas abuse her and then after that you can bang her.

The hoker at the gammohra upstairs.

One more,
Drunk NCR chicks in thier underwear dancing in the fountain outside of the Ultralux. A bunch of dudes cheering them on, and a couple of securitrons " ladies, please exit the fountain- the fountain is for making wishes, not dancing"

The Hannah Montana reference when talking to the lone traveler has been the best so far.

"Montana? Wait..Your not 17, are you?

"No, I'm 28. Why?

"Oh, thank God!......"

The first conversation with Lily. "Come give your grandma some sugar!" *in super mutant voice*

When I realized that Thomas Hildern looks just like George Clooney.

I had a situation a couple minutes ago I was traveling towards Hidden Valley thinking I could get to New Vegas that direction when I reach the entrance way to Hidden Valley I see all the Bark Scorpions running away from me I don't understand why then when I reach higher ground I see a (Censored) Alpha Male Deathclaw killing the Bark Scorpions. Needless to say I went a different direction immediately since I was only LV 1.

whats that?

wait...where and who and what and can I shoot them?

I like how the Geckos run it makes me smile everytime... then I blow his frickin head off...

I like it when you cripple their heads and they crunch down and hold their head between their knees as if they have an massive headache.:laugh:

What, NO!

Had me going for close to an hour.


Fisto... ha.

I was swing in one of the laskes and Boone did this jesus thing where he walks in water then he just starts floating up and up and up in the air then he gone. AS SOON as i walk on land he come falling out of the sky and SPLAT DEAD lands wright in front of me. i LOL'D

Basically everything said over Blackmountain radio. I dont even want to go up there cause I want the station to stay up lmao.
~"Where back with best friend Tabitha explaining why humans should STAY THE HELL AWAY! *clears throat" erm uh.."
~"Where back with best friend Tabitha and another segment of 'know your mutants'." "Well Rhonda, I think its about time we talk about the dumb dumb's..."
~"I see that some of you took me a LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY with the battle cattle! I heard that some of you dumb dumb's have been running away from a fight that involved battle cattle."
~"Thanks Rhonda, you look good."(this made me lol seeing as they are one in the same)
There are plenty more... But seeing as I have the DLC loading bug (xbox360) and I Haven't played for 2 days, I cant remember any of the others... =/ Something about 1st gen mutants having uncontrollable suicidal urges, keeping centaurs as pets, and wht centaurs are better than humans... lol

Are you stupid. thats not a hanna montana reference. its a joke that he thinks that he got someone prgnent when he was in montana 17 years old and that he is hi son until he says he 28

Oooh, here was another one I came across, that had me nearly fall out of my seat laughing.

Location: H&H Tool Factory
Where in location: The various emails on the terminals

And I'm referring to the ludicrous love-triangle between two guys and a girl (jennifer soto I think iirc)
At first it began tame enough, with the 'Don't forget the Accordion and Riding Crop'.... blink.. blink... Well, i suppose one for torture, one for fun..
Then it went downhill from there... And I really cracked up when there was the love-letter between the two guys!!!

What's the old saying?
Erotic is using a feather
Kinky is using the whole chicken!

The best part was, my wife and I had just used that saying earlier in the day, so it was perfect!

If you haven't read these, you NEED to check them out.

Rex - "Aroooooo! *Somebodys in a well!* (With wild wasteland on.)

Courier - "Are you saying I should stab the next person I see?"

there's a singer in novac who is hiding out from his former boss. His explanation for running away brought tears to my eyes it was so funny.

Its a reference to FO2, He's running from the Chosen One's son from the FO2 ending lol.

Yeah, that's probably one of my genuine "laugh out loud" moments when I realized the poetic justice in it. I played Fallout 2 and got the "You knocked up the Bishop woman" ending.

The other time I honestly did laugh out loud was

lol, Is the Luck [7] thing from REPCONN Headquarters?

That's not what it means, it's implying The Courier had been to Montana and gotten a girl pregnant. :laugh:

George: "Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick!"

"I joined the NCR so mys familys would get food, And so jesus would love me." - Misfit