The first time it only took me until the 20s in levels to realize that Bethesda actually hadn't fixed Blood on the Ice and that I couldn't buy Hjerim. But because I definitely enjoy losing dozens of hours having to remake characters, so that was a great thing to happen!
Then I remade the character, did a few quests, and tried to do Blood on the Ice again after patch 1.6 dropped and it was fixed... again. Well you know what? It was still [censored] broken. YAY another restart. I was so thrilled. And yeah, I did it perfectly by following every guide in existence to getting it NOT to break, repeatedly.
Remake number 3, character remade; no [censored]ting around this time. I went straight to BOTI and completed it to insure that I could get Hjerim when the time came (wouldn't you know it... I repeated the same thing character 2 did and it worked on one single attempt; how logical). Success! After much excessive (fun fun fun!) work gathering funds to buy Hjerim, I managed to purchase it. Looked like everything was finally going to go well... And then I realized I was playing an Elder Scrolls game.
A game where you'd have to be the luckiest person in the world to make the silly assumption that you could spend your money on the game, play it, and not spend more time dealing with [censored] than you spend actually playing.
So now here I am, level 52, working my way through my Dark Brotherhood questline (again) after having completed the Thieves Guild questline already. And you know what? Shadowmere won't spawn. Nope, not at all. No, he isn't dead. No, I don't already own a horse. No he didn't show up at any of the other stables, and yes I did try reloading (14 times... I counted). I do have these really exciting and entertaining [censored] bubbles to stare at though.
You know, maybe it's not just me. Maybe everyone has to restart their character 10 times as a [censored] rite of passage to play the [censored] game. Well, no thanks.
So I just wanted to write you a personal thank you note, Bethesda. I'm really enjoying all of this [censored] nonsense.
Signed,
Bad "FIX YOUR [censored] GAME" Teddy



