I'll bite.

I'm trying to get to Ivarstead to speak to Fastred about her prays to Mara. Now, wait, that's not as easy as it sounds.
Attempt one: I buy a horse in Riften, meet bandits on the way, they shoot the horse from underneath me and I get killed. Back to Riften.
Attempt two: I buy the horse, mount, a dragon flies over Riften and engages me in a battle. I die.
Attempt three: I buy the horse, dragon swoops over but doesn't notice me. I head off, meet a Thalmor prison-colonne on the way, naturally I kill the Thalmor and free the prisoner. Walk into Ivarstead, get arrested. Back to Riften.
Attempt four: Buy the horse, get to Ivarstead, decide to visit the pub first to drink to my arrival. I get given a bounty letter for the dragon at Autumn Watch Tower. Then I notice this stranger in the corner who invites me to a drinking competition... .
Attempt five: make my way back to Ivarstead, cursing all the way. Decide to take on the dragon first.
Attempt six to twelve: my, he is one tough bastard!
Attempt thirteen: I arrive at Ivarstead, battered, bruised, covered in dragon blood and in a really foul mood. I grab the girl and drag her to her boyfriend, all the while yelling at them to get their behinds to Riften and not to bother me anymore!
I am never, ever going back to that town.