Yeah they stop by every once in a while.
*Snickers* Oh wow, I can see it now...
Receptionist: Hello, gentlemen. How can I help you?
Man #1: We are here to see the Director of Programming for the History Channel.
Receptionist: I see. And do you have an appointment?
Man #2: No. We do not need an appointment. We are the Illuminati, you see.
Receptionist: I'm sorry?
Man #1: The Illuminati. We represent a secret organization that controls most aspects of the world. So we do not need an appointment.
Receptionist: Let me just check to see that you're on his schedule.
Man #2: I
told you we should have made an appointment! But no, you wanted to test our mettle against
basic cable. We are doomed to mediocrity now. I hope you are happy.
Man #1: Well, there is always public access television...