What do you do with dead bodies? : V

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:41 am

I like to dump them in the river and watch them float away..what do you guys do?

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:45 am

Before or after the graphic cannibalism ;-]

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:32 pm

I like to dump them in the river and watch them float away..what do you guys do?

Exactly.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:35 pm

Depends. As often as not, I leave them where they fall, especially in caves and such. But in Diplomatic Immunity, I decided to go full Metal Gear Solid and awkwardly drag them out of sight. At least until I got to the final room. Am I just going in to clear out some people, am I trying to send a message, or am I going for absolute stealth, casualties only existing to cut down on witnesses?

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:28 am

Put them in a huge pile.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:43 pm

I drag them into town squares or hide them in stables.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:29 am

I leave them where they fall. Let the vultures eulegize them, Arkay be praised.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:13 am

I loot them most of the time and then leave them be. Haven't had any really morbid characters yet.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:36 pm

Same. Drag them into the water. No one will ever find that Khajiit spy on the bottom of the Riften canol.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:25 am

I like to dump them in the river and watch them float away..what do you guys do?

Ditto, though I used to close doors on them in Oblivion and watch them spaz out. For some reason I haven't tried that in Skyrim yet.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:03 am

Ditto, though I used to close doors on them in Oblivion and watch them spaz out. For some reason I haven't tried that in Skyrim yet.

Oh, I promise you, it's still as funny as ever.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:14 pm

Before or after the graphic cannibalism ;-]

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:14 am

Depends on whether I feel moved by their death or not. If it's an innocent, like the spouse of a certain character in The Forsworn Conspiracy, I'll sometimes move them to a more ceremonial resting place and place a few mountain flowers on their body. When I killed the Orc who wished for a good death, I lay his body between two dead saber cats - fierce creatures he would've been proud to take down when he was a younger man. As for characters I revile, I tend to strip them bare and perch their corpses in a humiliating position. They deserve no better.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:26 am

Pose them in awkward positions.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:45 pm

I blast most of them off a hillside with a shout.

The ones that try to ambush me after I leave a Inn/shop, get placed on the sawmill.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:30 am

what do you guys do?

You don't wanna know *ziip*

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:13 am

Mostly just loot them, but that can depend on who it is. I felt so bad for killing deekus that i pulled him back to his camp and refused to take any of his stuff. I just could not do it.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:54 am

What do I do with dead bodies? I drag them to a nearby table and sit them up so that we may have tea and crumpets together.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:59 am

I like to dump them in rivers OR leave them where they will be noticed....

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:53 am

I either pile them up, or if im near a river, watch them float down it, but, I hate how skyrims water flows SIDEWAYS >

Besides that, I'll sometimes pile them up lol

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:44 am

The ones that try to ambush me after I leave a Inn/shop, get placed on the sawmill.

HaHahaaa! I wonder if that's as epic in-game as it is in my imagination. :devil:

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:57 am

When I killed the Orc who wished for a good death, I lay his body between two dead saber cats - fierce creatures he would've been proud to take down when he was a younger man.

that was a beautiful gesture and made me realise i would do something like this too, too bad the game de-sensitized me and i left him lay where he stood

he gave me a good fight, too

You don't wanna know *ziip*

real men wear buttoned jeans ^^

as for me, i used to make piles of dead thieves in Riften, i was bumping into dead thieves all the time, it drove me nuts

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:06 am

I loot them most of the time and then leave them be. Haven't had any really morbid characters yet.

I do this.^

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:14 am

Teabag.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:41 pm

I don't generally do anything extracurricular, but sometimes I drag some bodies into a river or stream to see if they appear in other locations later on.