Maven Blackbriar, Hemming Blackbriar, Delphine, Ferengar Secret-fire,The entire Battleborn clan are on my hate list.Aerin and Louis Letrush (and his Agent Smith clones) both used to be on that list.Aerin mysteriously died on a visit to Riften...and I didn't get the pleasure of whacking him, Louis and his 26 clones gave me a kill cam spree after he was deflagged as essential (finally) during a random encounter.Felt like all my Christmas's came at once that day...after putting up with 'Good Morning' spam for 7 months.

Has to be Nazeem for me and Mila Valentia... God she annoys me UTTERLY!!!

Also the female imperial captain who so kindly sends me to the chopping block without even bothering to ask me why I was crossing the border to cyrodiil. That's the main reason I am a stormcloak today... DEATH TO THE EMPIRE!!

Olafa the feeble.. that granny.. "Come to chat to old women hmm?"..
I want to cut his throat every see his face..

Maven. I don't need to be in Riften to hate her.

100% agree.
Always a nice first pickpocket target of Whiterun...

"Do you get to the Cloud district very often? Wait, what am I saying, of course you... where'd you go... and where's all my stuff!?"

Might make an assassin just to end his miserable richer-than-thou life!

-HK

Taarie. 'If you're heading to the Blue Palace, you might want to ... Rethink that outfit.'
I swear, she's begging me to fus-ro-dah her across the city.

Nazeem. Ugh, that pretentious jerk. I'm the Dragonborn, thane of all holds, a general in the Stormcloak army...

All he does is sit around in the Cloud District, only leaving to laugh at everyone who hasn't visited lately.

So, I went werewolf-mode (or vampire-mode, depending on the playthrough) and devoured him.

Then, know what I do? I drag his corpse to the plains district, and shove him in the sewer near the gate.

He will never have the pleasure of being in the Cloud district again. SO NAZEEM... have you been to the Cloud district lately? LOL what am I saying?! Of course you haven't.

Because you are dead.

Cicero and his mother later on.. its *Facepalm* every time..

I just imagined that if you decapitate him, his head would still mock you. He seems that arrogant...


*applause* That last line in your post killed me.

Olfrid Battle-Born: "Olfrid blah blah blah Battle-Born, a naaaaaaaame I'm sure you knooooooooooooow weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!" "Do you believe the oooooooooooooold haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag?" By the Nine!

Fixed, lol. Yeah, the Black-briars and Heimskr. It finally caught up with my Breton and he...well, Whiterun was never the same.

Everyone in Dawnstar and Whiterun.

I don't see why everyone hates Belethor, and say he sounds like a creep because he sounds just like Mercer Frey. Yes he does say some stuff that is creepy, but he doesn't sound creepy.

For me though that stupid ass preacher in Whiterun Heimskr! He is my least favorite character how many times does he need to yell, "Rise up!"

Any npc who uses the same dialogue too often.

The kids hands down

"I work for Belethor, at the general goods store"
"I'm Nils, the cook up at Candlehearth Hall"
"You don't get up to the cloud district very often, do you? Oh of course you don't"

This whole thread made me laugh, but your post made me CRY! Comedy genius friend, genius!!!

Nazir is 3-Dog from Fallout 3, yes?

Never understood why people hate Cicero.. if people read his background through his journals, you'll understand why he's the way he is.


If I had my way with her, I would marry her.. unfortunately not even the console seems to work in programming her I suppose I could take Sapphire..


I can't argue with that..

Also, as I've said in other threads like this.. no one NPC has annoyed me enough to want to outright kill them as I tend to just ignore all the ones I don't need to talk to. True, the same dialogue pops up time and time again, but I usually don't spend a lot of time in shops or out where the NPCs are. I also have a mod that reduces NPC pvssyr to the point where you have to bump into them for them to talk, but only because of how often I have to run through the cities.. I didn't want to hear the same dialogue every time I passed through to do something. I don't mind conversations between NPCs much though.

Exactly, and you know why? Because I though I killed Three Dog back in FO3. Other than that...Any child in the game except for Babette.

OH! And Cicero, I want to gut him like a Horker.

Anyone you merry in game. simple as that.

That Talos preacher in Whiterun. I hate people who proselytize even more if they do it foghorn-style. If I am interested I will ask okay?
He makes me wants to join the Thalmor...I will gladly undo creation if his shouting stops!

This made me lol so hard. kudos.