Who's your most hated NPC? : V - Skyrim

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:51 am

At first I though Nazeem was just a dike, but then I get attacked by a random merc; the note on him reading that Nazeem had paid for my death because I had stolen something from him. Never touched anything of his in my life, except his neck when I slit it in broad daylight.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:15 am

That Imperial captain lady at the start.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:30 pm

moving to spoilers :smile:

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:11 pm

My most hated npcs are people in the forums that always post spoilers.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:57 pm

A few Jarls [don't care to name], every Altmer [scumbags], Delphine [evil [censored]], Tullius [coward], Imperial Soldiers, and Forsworn.

I'm sure there's more but I ran out of hate-orade.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:22 am

Nazeem Nazeem Nazeem. If I wasn't playing a good character I would kill him, raise him as a zombie, and then kick him off the Throat Of The World.

Also, chickens and cows. Their judgmental eyes pierce my soul. They know all my crimes. They know! They know...

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:42 am

Also, chickens and cows. Their judgmental eyes pierce my soul. They know all my crimes. They know! They know...

You hear about that pre-release glitch where a chicken reported the player for a murder? 'Twas hilarious!

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:34 pm

either lydia ("I'm SWOOOOOORN to carry your buuuuuuurrrrrden, ugggggggghhhhhh1!!!1!!"),

mercer frey

Spoiler

(worst antagonist ever, most boring easiest final fight, predictable storyline, i knew right away he was the bad guy but i had to go along with the stupid questline like i was some hopeless idiot and be nocturnals, ahem, 'lackey'),

These. A milion times these. Lydia needs to stop complaining that I'm outfitting her with the best gear Tamriel has ever seen. And I totally hated Mercer Frey's voice.

Spoiler

Also, having to become a Nightingale made no sense. I mean, I just killed Alduin the World-Eater; I think I can handle one little guy with a knife.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:13 pm

Thankfully You get to kill the Imperial lady, so she is not that annoying. For me The Dark elf lady in Windhelm can be very annoying, as well as Nurellion, when you are using either the Enchanting or Alchemy tables, they constantly make aggravating remarks.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:49 pm

Mother of an etheral being, I hated every creature with an intelligence in this game.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:56 pm

Ondolemar

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:42 am

These. A milion times these. Lydia needs to stop complaining that I'm outfitting her with the best gear Tamriel has ever seen. And I totally hated Mercer Frey's voice.

Spoiler

Also, having to become a Nightingale made no sense. I mean, I just killed Alduin the World-Eater; I think I can handle one little guy with a knife.

truth, brother, truth! The Nightingales and all the mystical 'luck' they added to thievery was pointless, while Mercer was too full of himself while at the same time the easiest boss, and acted like i didnt know he was betraying us. Too annoying. i forgot to mention but i too absolutely can't stand his voice, along with the bland old guy voice (calcemo in markarth, jarl of markarths steward, etc.)

im glad i did the thieves guild first though because as soon as i got to the end of the first companions quest

Spoiler

where you find the piece of the founder's weapon and are assaulted by an army of raging draugr

.... boy did i do a doo-doo in my pants, most fun, rewarding, epic, and exciting quest so far.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:51 pm

The children (97% of them, anyway) - need to be back-handed with a Daedric Gauntlet with the Fists of Steel perk. <.<

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:02 pm

You hear about that pre-release glitch where a chicken reported the player for a murder? 'Twas hilarious!

Judging by another post, cows still do that. You know something really wierd is going when the livestock have to be eliminated as witnesses.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:32 pm

You hear about that pre-release glitch where a chicken reported the player for a murder? 'Twas hilarious!

Still ingame... NOT hilarious... horses, chickens, etc, STILL report my crimes, beth even admits they knew 'bout the freaking bug before the game was released.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:23 pm

Rolff Stone fist... Well I punched him out in the tavern. I told him I didn't like his attitude.

The Imperial Captain at the start... but she's dead.

95% of the kids.

Astrid....... she will die when she's served her purpose.

The Talos priest in Whiterun -- reminded me of the preachers row in Monty Python's Life of Brian "We are but maggots writhing......" lolz but it gets tiring.

Maven Black Briar is just well nasty, and so's her daughter Ingrid. Both. The family is just bad to the bone.

Belathor doesn't bother me like he does some people -- he takes the Thalmor robes off my hands.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:04 pm

Judging by another post, cows still do that. You know something really wierd is going when the livestock have to be eliminated as witnesses.

In the time of the Khan, even dogs were killed to make sure his grave was never found.

we gonna have to do that here?

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:51 pm

In the time of the Khan, even dogs were killed to make sure his grave was never found.

we gonna have to do that here?

Yes, well... I don't know about dogs, but atleast chicken, cows, and horses... that's all I've seen so far, I "fix" this by typing "kill" and "resurrect" so I won't have to kill the horse I robbed from a pro-imperial nobleman...

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:06 am

Balbas. I pickpocketed a Daedra Heart from him without him noticing it and he sent a bunch of thugs 3x the level of my character to teach me a lesson. Luckily they followed me in to Whiterun, where the saintly old man Vignar Gray-Mane helped me reduce them to ashes.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:34 pm

Belethor (since we have to be speciffic) but really any NPC with his voice.

I cringe every time he says "Do come back" in that sarcastic tone.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:50 pm

Yes, well... I don't know about dogs, but atleast chicken, cows, and horses... that's all I've seen so far, I "fix" this by typing "kill" and "resurrect" so I won't have to kill the horse I robbed from a pro-imperial nobleman...

just trying to sound smart here..lol

I think even someone said a dragon was a witness to a crime.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:59 pm

Belethor (since we have to be speciffic) but really any NPC with his voice.

I cringe every time he says "Do come back" in that sarcastic tone.

Aw, you can't hate such an adorable sleaze. I love him. I love half the people listed on this thread, like the beggar who calls you a backbiter. svck-ups are much more annoying. "It's a fine day with you around." Yeah yeah whatever.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:04 am

Maven Blackbriar. Or her son that's in prison.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:16 pm

just trying to sound smart here..lol

I think even someone said a dragon was a witness to a crime.

Hell, it doesn't have to be a LIVE witness... I killed Deekus for the DB and looted his stuff, and somehow his corpse sent a bunch of thugs after me.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:15 pm

Hell, it doesn't have to be a LIVE witness... I killed Deekus for the DB and looted his stuff, and somehow his corpse sent a bunch of thugs after me.

Like Wow Scooby. Dead Men DO tell tales!