Why won't my wife sleep with me?! : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:11 pm

I think it's time for a... bath.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:14 pm

Because she's gotta "headache"... get used to it

Oh, the old Nord saying, "She used to sleep with you, then she got an arrow in the [CENSORED]"

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:02 am

I'm not sure if I'm thinking of them same...other reason, that you are, but Lydia is in Heavy Armor constantly.

Unless, of course she read Hallgerd's Tale
and has mastered Heavy Armor as well as Pasaroth.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Hallgerd%27s_Tale
:wink:

LOL that made me laugh, especially with the Lydia in heavy armor xD

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:59 pm

because she hates you, married you for the fame alone, and is secretly sleeping with Lydia.

/thread

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:26 am

So Lydia's living with you...

Hehe, made me chuckle. Try explaining that one to the missus

"..yes but does she have to sleep in the same house as us?!?. If I catch you cheating on me..." :swear:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:14 am

Funny thread :-)

I reckong the developers should have put this in the game for humour. If you haven't sleep with the missus for a bit (for whatever reason), you can ask the question "Why won't you sleep with me?". Then the responses could be the above posts. Like:

- I didn't want to mention it, but you're kinda smelly.
- I have someone else.
- You're too damn ugly.
- I have a headache.
- I spent the night with your follower.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:20 pm

This should be in Community Discussion. JAHO.