It's better than "scrogging". :sick:

I thought this meant having six with ugly people, not having six in general


EPIC FAIL

Oh god, my ex-wife used to use that when we first met. :sick:

I'm partial to the Horizontal Bop.

So...much...win...

Well, I think- You know what? I am definitely not having this conversation here...


Is that a word you just made up, or do people genuinely say that where you come from? Thankfully I've never heard that before, and I'd die a happy man if I never had to again.


Your avatar is very misleading :stare:

Not sure if serious? (She could be lisbian, if she is indeed a she).

In what way?

1. You have an (attractive) female avatar.
2. You said ex-wife

That's why...I'm assuming.

I never had any idea that people would think that picture is me, now I understand all of the creepy PMs.

I am a man and have no idea who the person in my avatar is. Someone posted the pic on another forum I frequent and she turned into a mini-meme, so when was shopping for a new avatar here I decided to use her pic.

Well, to my knowledge, no one here has experienced being both a guy and a girl, so it's pretty hard to get a completely objective answer to this question. However, from spending time with some of the girls I know and how they can't stop talking about how "cute" or "hot" Taylor Lautner looks in the trailer for Breaking Dawn, I'm pretty sure they think about "bumping uglies" as well.

Oh yeah and, why so much hate against the term "bumping ugles"? It's just a term, Christ.. One that is relatively suitable to the forum rules. Would you prefer "the horizontal grind"? "Parking the car?" "Taking a trip down lovers' lane"? "Knocking boots"? "Spilling goof-juice in the yahoo"? "Gettin' freakay"? or "Partying in each others' pants?"

:D

Before I answer, I need a point for comparison: How many times a day/week does a guy think about six?

24/7

Odd question... Obviously, everyone, male or female, thinks differently about everything (even "bumping uglies"). Males have this stereotype of being sixual beings, while women are supposedly more reserved. Maybe this is true in a societal context, men are probably somewhat more open about it, but if the question is on a more meta level, I think both sixes think about it roughly the same. I know women that are very open about it, and some that aren't, I could say the same for males. It comes down to a person by person basis, and at that point I think both sixes are the same.

I think the big difference is how either six expresses their self. Men are supposedly more visceral while women are more emotional, and I think part of this comes out in everything they do. Plus, there's a lot in society dictating how each six acts and their portrayal of themselves. While what men might do to express their sixuality might be seen as crude or chauvinistic, women express themselves in quite the same way but it is interpreted (and presented) differently by society at large. Given the right situation and context, women are just as likely to exhibit male stereotypical aspects of sixuality, and at times (though probably less likely) men do the opposite as well.

So in my opinion, I think both sixes think similarly in content, but the way that society has different standards for each gender causes some expression to get a warped understanding. This could probably also be expanded into a feminist type tirade about how the world is ruled by men, and the way main stream society is/has been trying to repress the sixuality of women (or at least influence it); but I won't get into it (nor should I :shocking: ). Men and women are both sixual beings, they're just wired slightly differently.




I can't believe how many times I put some variation of the word "six" in this post... Rereading this, it's kind of an awkward post. Also, I don't claim to know anything as I'm just a stupid male, but this is just my impression from my experience with these strange beings called "girls".

Err.. How many seconds are in a week?

Yeah, that many.

Or go old school with "Rocking and rolling".

I agree. I think about it quite a lot, actually.

Several times throughout the day I imagine... but I am a 15 year old hormone driven monkey, so it could not be the case for others.

As for the term Bumping Uglies. That makes me think of two muppets sumo wrestling or something. A hairy rash as well.

Every time one sees an (or an image of an) attractive female (or male, if they're homosixual). I guess it depends on the mood / situation / that particular days' turnout. I'd put it at around 10-15 times on average. But it's not the active thought of making love that clouds our every action. It's more of a subconscious thing. It could happen while eating, shopping, working out, or anything.

"Should I get these new jeans? Yeah, that chick would bang me if I did."

"Should I eat at Subway or Charlie's? The chick at the counter of Subway is cuter."

"Which treadmill should I get on? That one next to the one the hot chick is on."

So.. yeah, it's more of an undertone to our daily routine than anything else.

Sorry, t'was a joke. I prefer to think of anyone who has a hot, female avatar as a hot woman IRL. It keeps things interesting, you know?

Now you can be a hot, female with an ex-wife. It works for me

Or the full-on approach
"I sincerely want to {bleep} the taste out of your mouth"

The gentlemen
"Would you mind if we *ahem* layed down tigether?"

The Caveman
"You. Me. Make good love"

The Celebrity
"Hi, i'm famous, now take off your pants"

The Creep
*says anything and then goes* :hubbahubba:

That works, I do the same thing unconsciously myself.

You think of yourself as a hot woman with an ex-wife?

:blink:

:hubbahubba:

Only at night, when it is quiet.