Do women think about 'bumping uglies' as much as men? : Othor Games

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:32 pm

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But...I was wondering...do women think about 'bumping uglies' (sixual intercourse) as much as, or more than, men? This question is quite the silly one I know. (I'm a man) I'd say yes, though they don't 'publicly announce' said thoughts as loud as men do.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:25 pm

Short answer: no.

Long answer: some think they do, but they don't have any idea what they're up against, so no.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:49 pm

Short answer: no.

Long answer: some think they do, but they don't have any idea what they're up against, so no.

Truly? How have you come to such a conclusion?

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:02 pm

Here, maybe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJ7aN4b_Bg will help you understand.

Its all a conspiracy, man.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:12 am

Truly? How have you come to such a conclusion?

Observing people for 35 years and having this very conversation with a lot of female friends. I'm certainly no authority on the subject, but I have 100% confidence in my answer.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:24 pm

I doubt it. Or perhaps the fact that females tend to be far more "picky" merely creates that illusion.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:14 pm

Here, maybe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgJ7aN4b_Bg will help you understand.

Its all a conspiracy, man.

Your video explains everything.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:36 am

Short answer: no.

Long answer: some think they do, but they don't have any idea what they're up against, so no.

Pretty much this.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:03 pm

As a general rule, men think about it more. There are always exceptions of course. :hubbahubba:

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:07 pm

No, because I read somewhere that for men reproducing is more important to spread their genes, since sperm is metaboloically inexpensive and easy to produce where women are more picky because they're born with all the eggs they'll ever have, and being pregnant is a lot of work. So, no, they don't think about it as much as guys.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:30 pm

Not a chance, I'm thinking about it right now. :hubbahubba:

_{Okay that was a little weird.}

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:08 am

Edit:
Oh god I can't even keep a sixual post on this forum. It's just too awkward .. and I'm an open person!
b-b-but.. i believe there are exceptions to Softnerd's claims.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:24 pm

Mine certainly thinks about it all the time....IM NOT A MACHINE.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:19 pm

Edit:
Oh god I can't even keep a sixual post on this forum. It's just too awkward .. and I'm an open person!
b-b-but.. i believe there are exceptions to Softnerd's claims.

Of course there are exceptions. Genetic anomalies, victims of head trauma, "women" that are actually men, etc.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:11 am

Mine certainly thinks about it all the time....IM NOT A MACHINE.

ASSUME THE POSITION!

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:47 pm

of course not! We wouldn't have all those movies where girls take ugly looking guys that everyone considers a loser and then make a big effort trying to make them into a hot popular dude if that were the situation.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:39 pm

Short answer: no.

Long answer: some think they do, but they don't have any idea what they're up against, so no.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:05 pm

I'd say yes, with the qualifier of individual variation -- an aromantic asixual is going to be thinking of it a hell of a lot less than anyone else, after all

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I haven't been privy to all that many girly gossipy conversations, but my understanding is that they're not terribly dissimilar to those of men, if you boil them down.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:40 pm

Well if you think about it a woman's body has much more plumbing geared toward reproduction than a man's. Higher maintenance too. My guess is a woman's body triggers more sixual thoughts than a man's, though those thoughts may not necessarily be fantasies.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:00 pm

I am a man, and I do not think about bumping uglies :confused:

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:04 pm

That's quite possibly the worst euphemism I've ever heard. Bumping uglies, really? It takes a lot to make six disgust me, and that saying managed it handily...

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:26 pm

I am a man, and I do not think about bumping uglies :confused:

I swear that term always makes me think of trolls sumo-wrestling.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:34 pm

I swear that term always makes me think of trolls sumo-wrestling.

It is pretty un-sixy.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:05 pm

Bumping Uglies?

What sort of saying is this? Lol

Also, all I'm saying, is in my experience....yes.

» Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:08 pm

That's quite possibly the worst euphemism I've ever heard. Bumping uglies, really? It takes a lot to make six disgust me, and that saying managed it handily...

In my opinion, and this is coming from a straight-as-a-board male, sixual organs AREN'T attractive. They're, in my opinion, extremely ugly; hence the 'bumping uglies' term.