Do women think about 'bumping uglies' as much as men?

Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:41 am

Only at night, when it is quiet.


Phew, I thought I was the only one. :whistling:
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Every time one sees an (or an image of an) attractive female (or male, if they're homosixual). I guess it depends on the mood / situation / that particular days' turnout. I'd put it at around 10-15 times on average. But it's not the active thought of making love that clouds our every action. It's more of a subconscious thing. It could happen while eating, shopping, working out, or anything.

"Should I get these new jeans? Yeah, that chick would bang me if I did."

"Should I eat at Subway or Charlie's? The chick at the counter of Subway is cuter."

"Which treadmill should I get on? That one next to the one the hot chick is on."

So.. yeah, it's more of an undertone to our daily routine than anything else. :D

Okay, I see. In that case, maybe once every few days for me. I'm hardly a representative sample, I probably have a dampened libido (chronic pain, depression, medications - take your pick).

At most, possibly 5 times a day, but only if I'm really horny. :blush2:

my "raging hormones" phase lasted about 6 months, and only happened after I got put on the pill for my PCOS about 5 years ago.

EDIT: I just don't think about it that much because I don't really get any benefit from thinking about it, so... I don't think about it. :shrug:
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:27 pm

Only at night, when it is quiet.

I applaud you, good sir. That was hilarious. :rofl:
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:17 pm

ASSUME THE POSITION!


Sometime I think that thought runs through her head.
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:03 pm

Okay, I see. In that case, maybe once every few days for me. I'm hardly a representative sample, I probably have a dampened libido (chronic pain, depression, medications - take your pick).

At most, possibly 5 times a day, but only if I'm really horny. :blush2:

my "raging hormones" phase lasted about 6 months, and only happened after I got put on the pill for my PCOS about 5 years ago.

EDIT: I just don't think about it that much because I don't really get any benefit from thinking about it, so... I don't think about it. :shrug:


Well for men, we don't realize we're thinking about it. For example, if we're standing at a door and an attractive woman walks by, we hold the door open. We tell ourselves that we're "just being nice" but deep down we're doing it to be shown some appreciation from said woman. It is entirely possible that you simply don't have as much drive as others or it may be that since the only female company I hang around are in their teenage years (most probably a lot more hormonally charged) my observations don't carry over to more mature females.

As for benefit, it can provide the incentive to do some really great things for us guys. At least it gives us a reason to take care of our appearance which gives a self-esteem boost if nothing else! :P
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:50 pm

Before I answer, I need a point for comparison: How many times a day/week does a guy think about six?


I remember there was some (fictional?) study that said men have a sixual thought every 15 seconds or something. Of course it was complete BS. If it were true then the entire male population has an extreme case of ADD.

Me personally? It varies but I'd say every few minutes sounds about right. Depends on the situation and whether or not my attention is focused on something else. For instance I'm having all kinds of sixual thoughts just reading this thread. Not all of them are pretty.
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:52 pm

I'd say yes, with the qualifier of individual variation -- an aromantic asixual is going to be thinking of it a hell of a lot less than anyone else, after all :P.

As a representative for that group, I have to say that both sixes think about it way too much. Good lord, people have no idea how frequently they're more or less starting the same conversation in that regard. It's like someone wants to tell you about a show they saw, except there's only one episode, and they watch it several times a day, and always want to talk about it.
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:00 pm

I dunno. If I'm thinking about Minecraft more than six, is that bad? :cryvaultboy:
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:05 pm

The Creep
*says anything and then goes* :hubbahubba:

So, you and your brother getting along well these days? :hubbahubba:


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Would you like to see my etchings? Human skin makes the most divine vellum I have ever used, and finger bones are surprisingly good for pen tips...
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:03 am

I dunno. If I'm thinking about Minecraft more than six, is that bad? :cryvaultboy:

Those hobbies go together surprisingly well

The More the Merrier approach:
"Twos company, threes a blast"

The David Attenborough
"Would you like to see where a squirrel stuffs his nuts?"
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:27 am

I dunno. If I'm thinking about Minecraft more than six, is that bad? :cryvaultboy:

Yes. You need to see a doctor.
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:59 pm

Well, I at least think about six a lot. Whether I'm getting it or not.

And thankfully I have been, due to a healthy sixual relationship. I'm rarely the type of girl to say "not in the mood" or play hard to get -- really, initiation is about equally divided. Mostly in a physical suggestion, but my boyfriend's more well-known for the: *silence for a few minutes, just enjoying each other's company* "So, wanna 69?" Fortunately for him I find it hilarious, but he's never joking.

Anyway, I dunno. I'm 20, so it's not uncommon for me to be thinking sixsixsix all the time whether I'm male or not.
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:50 am

Or the full-on approach
"I sincerely want to {bleep} the taste out of your mouth"

The gentlemen
"Would you mind if we *ahem* layed down tigether?"

The Caveman
"You. Me. Make good love"

The Celebrity
"Hi, i'm famous, now take off your pants"

The Creep
*says anything and then goes* :hubbahubba:

You forgot one thing:

The Chef
"Would you mind if I cooked a vacuum sealed tuna on your bare ass?" (you can actually cook food that way)



As for the topic at hand, I'd say women think about six about as much as men.

edit: bad joke removed.
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:24 am

As for the topic at hand, I'd say women think about six about as much as men, it's just that men don't think about how to exploit people with six the way women do.

What? :shakehead:
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:27 pm

I really didn't think this thread would last more than a page but since it did and I'm bored, here goes...

I'm in a new relationship after my decade long one took a turn for the worse so I think about it all the damn time now. He doesn't seem to mind :D
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:06 am

bumping uglies
Scrogging
Horizontal Bop
spilling goof juice in the yahoo
getting freaky
taking her for a drive

seriously what ever happened to go old fashioned six? O.o

though I will admit spilling goof juice in the yahoo is quite a good one :P

I think women do think about six more or less at the same rate as men, and I figure like most men, most women suppress those thoughts until moments when it might be possible to attain six. Obviously there're exception to the rule, and when alcohol is factored it that exception becomes much greater, but the average Joe and Jane aren't perpetually horny.
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:03 am

As for the topic at hand, I'd say women think about six about as much as men, it's just that men don't think about how to exploit people with six the way women do.

That's pretty unfair. I'm hoping that was a joke, otherwise you have some issues with women you need to deal with.

I just don't think people should go around saying "All women exploit people for six," y'know?
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:08 pm

Those hobbies go together surprisingly well

Is it because both events involve showing off our tunnel snakes to Amata? :hubbahubba:

Because both events involve spelunking and swinging our sword in the cave? :spotted owl:

Edit: @ Verlox- My doctor Pe Per, who is a Professor of Carbonated Soda-ology, suggests I drink more Dr. Pepper :blush2:
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:36 pm

That's pretty unfair. I'm hoping that was a joke, otherwise you have some issues with women you need to deal with.

I just don't think people should go around saying "All women exploit people for six," y'know?

Yeah, bad joke. Wasn't being serious.
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:01 pm

Those hobbies go together surprisingly well

The More the Merrier approach:
"Twos company, threes a blast"

The David Attenborough
"Would you like to see where a squirrel stuffs his nuts?"

The Pastry Chief:
Want some sugar? :hubbhubba:

The Sysadmin:
Wanna root?

The Cook:
Let me bake you some buns.

The Butcher:
Come on, my sausage can't be beat!

The Candlestick Maker:
Me burn long time.

The Librarian:
Lets read this book together. It even has pictures for you!

The Motorcyclist:
Hey, I've got some time to kill while the tyre warmers do their thing...
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:17 pm

The Candlestick Maker:
Me burn long time.

:cryvaultboy: Oh the horror!
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:25 pm

:cryvaultboy: Oh the horror!

As long as it's a wax with a low melting point it shouldn't hurt.
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:22 pm

Yeah, bad joke. Wasn't being serious.

Oh, my bad then. Well, now don't I look silly now... :P
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The Pastry Chief:
Want some sugar? :hubbhubba:

The Sysadmin:
Wanna root?

The Cook:
Let me bake you some buns.

The Butcher:
Come on, my sausage can't be beat!

The Candlestick Maker:
Me burn long time.

The Librarian:
Lets read this book together. It even has pictures for you!

The Motorcyclist:
How'd you like to have several hundred pounds of throbbing metal between your legs :P


I think some motorcyclists actually use that one
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Post » Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:11 pm

The Pastry Chief:
Want some sugar? :hubbhubba:

The Sysadmin:
Wanna root?

The Cook:
Let me bake you some buns.

The Butcher:
Come on, my sausage can't be beat!

The Candlestick Maker:
Me burn long time.

The Librarian:
Lets read this book together. It even has pictures for you!

The Motorcyclist:
Hey, I've got some time to kill while the tyre warmers do their thing...


The helicopter pilot:
How would you like to jostle my throttle?

Orwellian dictator:
Big Brother commands that you do not have a six life!
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