You know you play too much Fallout when... : Fallout: New Vegas

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:36 pm

... you try to get information out of somebody and when that doesn't work, you shoot him and loot his corpse hoping to find a note.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:03 am

... you see someone down a hallway and try to calculate your head shot percentage.
... you think of saving before attempting something important.
... you are surprised that the toilet is not caked with centuries old [censored].

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:26 pm

...you try to go in to VATS in TF2.

This has happened to me so many times after a few hours of playing Fallout.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:45 am

when you start calling your dumb dog REX and your crazy dad Boone.

when you give your dog a broken back from trying to make him carry all your stuff around.

You read a science magazine before you take your test to make your self smarter.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:57 am

... you look out of the window, see 2 wasps and think: Damn cazadors again ...(that actualy happened to me

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» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:41 am

...you attempt to purchase something using actual bottle caps

...you call your dog Dogmeat and want the dog to search for items in ground

... you sing the Butcher Pete song when you are in the deli section of a supermarket/actual butcher shop

... you collect cameras in hoping to assemble your own Liberty Prime someday :celebrate:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:37 am

...when ever your computer has a problem you cant fix, you put on a lab coat and try again

...you go to gun stores, sell your well worn gun, and demand they give it back in full condition so you can sell it again

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:02 am

...you have the songs from the radio stuck in your head and people are wondering why you're singing "...with a big iron on his hip...".

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:16 pm

...you have the songs from the radio stuck in your head and people are wondering why you're singing "...with a big iron on his hip...".

same for me except i sing "heartache by the numbers"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:18 am

same for me except i sing "heartache by the numbers"

I have a problem with that one too. I swear, every day I'm on the verge of bursting into song. I catch myself humming that and then when I realize what I'm doing, I stop.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:05 am

.. when your wife yells at you to stop singing "Jingle Jangle"

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:58 pm

the sunlight burns your eyes like leaving the vault for the first time when you step outside :laugh:

you start singing aint that a kick in the head and suddenly your grandad thinks your cool

you have to resist the urge to rummage through other peoples mailboxes

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:14 am

When you are cleaning up after a party and suddenly you have a strange feeling about some bottle caps sitting around on your table.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:33 am

When you walk into a McDonalds carrying a geiger counter.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:33 am

When you walk into a McDonalds carrying a geiger counter.

This is good advice anyway. :laugh:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:53 am

Fighting the urge to mow down people in jean jackets that look like Powder Ganger's

Telling your wife here cooking makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Talking out load to Boone

Telling my kids to go out an holler on the street corner about my stuff for sale

Always looking over my shoulder for Legion assassins

Before walking to the store scoping out town with my binoculars first

bigcrazewolf

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:11 am

...you have the songs from the radio stuck in your head and people are wondering why you're singing "...with a big iron on his hip...".

Same but mine was usually Civilization, I've confused many people with this one. Oddly enough I was wearing a jumpsuit at the times and within about a quarter mile of an insane asylum so it was a bit frightening for a few.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:27 am

.....when you bring a sledgehammer to a gun fight

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:20 am

Telling your wife here cooking makes you wish for a nuclear winter

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:27 am

You download all the songs in mp3 format to your blackberry from fallout 3, and Fallout Vegas, loop it,
and then walk around outside with it playing out loud.. imagining what a pipboy would sound like.

For this to make this work like in Fallout Vegas make sure you only got a 4 song rotation. lolz

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:07 pm

Telling your wife here cooking makes you wish for a nuclear winter

:rofl:

... you think airplanes are "commie ghouls on rockets looking for a land to call their own".
... you wonder why cows only have one head.
... your home is laced with bear traps, frag mines, tripwires, and rigged shotguns... just in case Legion slavers come for you.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:00 am

... when you bartered with your teacher to give you a passing grade or she shall face a quick death and be successful with it.
... when you actually tried using a bobby pin to unlock a door.
... when ever you put in your passcode for your computer on start up, you be like "YES TERMINAL HACKED".

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:25 am

...Getting committed to the Psych Ward for trying to convince the family Physician you need implants to augment your S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
...When you go to your butcher and ask for two of his best Brahmin steaks.
...Pretending your inhaler is Jet.
...Trying to increase your Charisma by popping a few Mentos in your mouth before speaking to that hot chick at the bar. (this one might actually help)

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:39 am

When you start punching guys in fancy suits.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:42 am

...you open a door you wait a couple of seconds