.. when you're about to do an exam and you think "Maybe I should save first"..

...When you attempt to do a confirmed bachelor check on Matthew Perry to kill him before Caesar captures him.

When I start playing Fallout3 and New Vegas. (I haven't finished Fallout3 due to bugs, and haven't started New Vegas due to bugs. The first two were fixed by the community. But the latter two, I doubt they will ever be fixed)

When go into walmart and the cashier says:

"Cash or Credit Card?"

To which you reply

"Do you accept bottle caps or NCR dollars?

...when you shop around at sporting goods stores for "armor".

...Take a knife, and some bottles of pills, and set out in a field to look for salvage.

... when you shoot your neighbor cause you want to wear their hat.

...when you try to set your friends to aggresive
...when you run around your neighborhood looking for scrap metal and wonderglue
...when you get thirsty and try to check your H2O meter on your Pip-boy

When you watch a movie or tv show and you imagine there are dialog boxes below the characters on screen.

When you get in a fight and try to go V.A.T.S mode.....

When you talk to a teacher and hope you have a high enough speech level to convince her to give you an A......

You sit and wish for an actual nuclear war, which will turn the world into a setting similar to the fallout setting. Which i do.

I'm with you on this one brother, doesn't mean you play too much, just means you're sane.

I thought I was the only one! Now I know there are more!

When the world burns... I'm going to get my welder's mask and a pair of aviators... and I'm going to walk right on outside and watch that mushroom cloud rise.

Then I'm speeding as fast as I can to the nearest non-irradiated gun-store, grocery store, and then Bank.


Banks will make some of the -best- bases of operations after the bombs fall... assuming anyone survives at all.

I'm near DC myself so I doubt I'll be around after the flash but to be completely honest, the world needs a clean (if irradiated) slate.

... You think the only soulution to everything is to nuke them
... You walk outside, then look at someone with a nerf gun and go, Pew Pew!
... You relate a map to how fallout looks. (Instead of fallout, to a map)
... You wear a duster and a mask
... You treat you mom, like a human shield
... You make your girlfriend your slave.... o wait nvm.

... You think this man is poor

... You see someone toss their bottle cap on the ground, and think, Dumb ass.
... You visit vegas, and say... they made this wrong
... You go up to a person, they say hello, and you hold up a card, "Hello"
... Try to tape a scope to your BB gun
... When you walk into a casino, and think, "Thats odd, they didn't take my guns?"
... When you ask to exchange your chips for Bottle Caps.
... You go to nipton, California, and think, "Hmm... i guess they rebuilt"
... When your afraid to go into a rock quarry
... When you use your green toy gun, and say, "Must not be charged yet"
... When you take off your pants, and a shirt pops on you
... When the waitress ask what you want to drink you say, "Nuka Cola please"
... When your mom is making food and you whine, "But i wanted Brahmin burgers!"
... When you get a tatoo of pipboy on your arm <_<
... You see a moutain goat and go, "My, Bighorns have slimed down"
... When you watch a Alien movie and scream, "This movie lies! They won't destroy our planet, they will make us kill each other!"
... When you see a scientist and shoot him, saying, "I hate the Followers!"
... When you look at the president and say, "But your not a computer?"
... When you go to vegas the first time and say, "I have been here before!"

You know you've played too much Fallout

When you hear a dog bark you think its Rex
When A Kick in the Head starts randomly playing inside your head

when you fall asleep and fallout your chair. haha.

When you are doing laundry and find a bunch of bottle caps in your pocket and think EUREKA... only to realize that you are not rich, but are in fact an alcoholic.

This wasn't mine it came from someone with the user name jheb in a previous thread, but I thought was hilarious, so I reposted it.

When you are watching Star Trek: Deep Space 9, and all you can think is...

"What the hell are Marcus and Mr. House doing talking about Cardassians?"

...you refuse to drink from the tap without a Geiger reading
...you wander around town with a kitchen knife of your hip
...you randomly collect any keys you find (this one can get you in a little trouble)
...you go to the store for batteries and instead ask for small energy cells
...you bump baby carriages and run away waiting for the blast
...you wonder if your sick, green-looking friend is ghoulifying
...you randomly jump on tables and counter tops, then look at the owner like they're the one with issues

...you open up a map and try to fast travel to the grocery store
...you start killing your neighbors' pets and think to yourself "Damn, I'm only getting 5 XP for these."

Who doesn't like that song?
I sing it all day

When you look behind you every few mintutes looking for your companion :hubbahubba:
When you try to put a hat in someones pocket, hoping they will put it on so you can pickpocket the hat their wearing :hubbahubba:
When guns and knives hover next to your hip with nothing connecting them :hubbahubba:

...You try to pick a new perk every 2 birthdays
...You go to Cape Canaveral and wonder why REPCONN is in Florida
...You go to walmart and ask if they have your CD in holotape