No lollygagging man id be of that cart faster than a pasta eatin' rasta!!

I probably would have been screaming for Tullius' attention at Helgen, when it became apparent that witch of a captain was just going to off me for convenience's sake. And, ya know, kicking Ralof's shins to vouch for the fact that I wasn't a Stormcloak. XD

I might make it to Riverwood, letting Hadvar handle the spiders in the undercroft. Ugh. And I would probably have waited and made him accompany me at least as far as Honningbrew Meadery on his way back to Solitude. From there I could subsist with farming and woodcutting, and train some weapon skills that I've allowed to get rusty over the years. Unlike how I play my game, I'd have a buddy with me nearly everywhere I went. And stay the hell away from all things dragon-like.

Well...

If I was like my khajiit, born and raised in Elsweyr, maybe I'd make it out of helgen and live a life with the caravans.

If I was me, I'd prolly pull a "Horse Thief" and try running.

I'd be stuck at the three guardian stones on my way to riverrun, waiting for someone to tell me or give me the "answer" as to which one to choose. Isn't there a character guide / perk workout thing around here? How am I supposed to live with myself if I don't take the best option and end up with the most uber character?

Also im not too sure id be any good taking an arrow to the face on the way out.. oh and bieng attacked by the conveniently tame pack oh wolves!!!!!!!!

Probably this. If I was as lucky as the player is ingame and nothing directly next to me exploded or was destroyed, I would at least make it into the barracks. Though I'm not sure about the combat and the bear. If you mean literally me right now 100%, I would probably get owned in combat considering those are trained soldiers, and I've never had knife or sword training. But if I had to some training like I really would in those times, the bear would be the only tough part. Then I would get better and hopefully make it plenty far... Thought I'm not sure about a dragon fight. Can we use magic? If I could use restoration on myself I would probably be fine.

I'd probably be a mage(imagine yourself fighting head-to-toe with a dragon...yeah not very pretty)and I'll pickpocket from everyone. When I meet Delphine we're going to have quite 'some' time together....

If I ever get to any village/city at all, I'd stay there and never leave it. Because as soon as I step outside that village/city, I'd die instantly if any wolf, skeever or mudcrab attacks me... In real life, I have no archery/sword skills at all, well maybe I got some one-handed skill from tennis...., so I guess I could swing some swords around...? LOL

I would choke on a sweetroll and die in the arms of my lover Lydia lol

The first scene, before you could control your actions. I would have probably ended up like the guy who was shot by imperials..

I'd sneeze violently and fall backwards out of the cart and break my back two minutes after I got caught at the border.

LMAO That's awesome

Probably would of made it all through the game.... Would of manipulated other people to help me and I'd take all the glory.

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I would have dove out of the cart rolled then ran. before i reached helgen then i would find a place to cut my binds. Then make my way as discreetly as possible to the nearest town. I would live my life off the land trading and selling goods.

I'd probably die in the first sword fight. I'm a soldier, but I've no swordmanship training.

So, you think you could take multiple trained soldiers in armed combat in which you have no experience?

I'd probably negotiate with both armies in order to get safe passage through the keep, then haul ass all the way to Riverwood.

You could use fire balls.

Thanks for ruining the game for me brah.

I would die at the chopping block because I called that rude captain fat.....

should have worked that speechcraft to make her fall madly in love with you, that would be my back-up plan

assuming i escaped from the attack without getting crushed by boulders or being burnt alive or having my ankles snapped from frantic running or having my belly introduced to imperial steel or being eaten by a spider or a bear or being mauled by wolves on the way to riverwood. i would never leave riverwood gerdur will have to find someone else to tell the jarl.

alduin would have eaten me when he broke into that tower

I should. Atleast I got the hot nordic chicks in sovrngard.

hate to break it to you, but there are heros there, you get noone