If you were in Skyrim, how far would you make it? : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:38 pm

I wouldn't make it till Helgen.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:46 pm

I would become a peaceful alchemist in Whiterun. Assuming I didn't get eaten by the first wolf I encountered along the way. :cool:

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:12 pm

I would of made my way to the blue palace, accessed the pelagius wing and kicked it with Sheogorath

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:09 pm

If the OP's idea is that we were in Skyrim as us, some of us might get lucky and survive the dragon attack on Helgen, and maybe even get lucky and get out of the place alive...but every damn one of us would be dead of severe dehydration 24 hours after eating the local food, most likely. Lack of immunities to local microflora, combined with poor local hygiene practices, would get every the damn one of us real quick-like.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:07 am

Marry a hunter wife and be the fisherman/farmer in Rorikstead. I then befriend all the giants and pay them a small comission of my crops to keep me safe and have a friendly business venture with a few Argonians for under water treasure hunting. Also I would put a bounty on every Redguards head...

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:23 pm

I then befriend all the giants and pay them a small comission of my crops to keep me safe...

I hear they prefer live cattle, personally delivered by the farmer...

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:28 pm

You guys don't have to start out on the cart ya know.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:23 pm

I hear they prefer live cattle, personally delivered by the farmer...

I was the farmer who milks the mammoths..... XD

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:07 pm

I reckon when the first surprise trap smacked me over the head when I opened a chest in a dungeon or when the sabretooth tiger attacked at level 2 and there was no where to run, or when the Dragon breathed fire all over me.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:11 pm

I'd think I would last awhile if I managed to get to a Khajiit caravan, those Khajiit always seem to avoid danger.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:24 am

Books? You eat those right?

Nope I read the book's and eat the bunnies I shoot with my bow when I'm out ingredient hunting, course one of those deer or elk would alow me to read at least two thick books before I had to go shoot something else. No i'm not that slow of a reader, but it does take time to tan and make leather cloths/armor.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:06 am

I'd freeze to death on the road from Helgen to Riverwood after trying to catch something called a Salmon and find out that water with chill factor during winter, isn't a great idea while not being prepared for it.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:05 pm

LMAO

well i would have become emperor of Tamril eventually

, then ascend to God-hood

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:31 am

Well, wolves attack on the way to Riverwood....and there's a Dragon before that, so not far.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:18 pm

Oblivion and the Mundas will fall at my feet, then I will drag Magnus from the sky then, I will claim Aetherius for myself, oh yeah I will absorb that magicka instead of it dissolving me.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:27 am

Well I'd run like hell down the road, make my way to Windhelm, make advances at Ulfric and spend the rest of my time in his bed. :tongue:

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:40 am

or marry that orc in the stronghold, and he can protect me

and I would just spend all day picking flowers and butterfly wings and making healing potions, those sell well and will keep me healthy

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:54 pm

Depends on whether or not I'm the Dragonborn.Do I get to pick my race,or am I stuck as a human from our world?

If I pick my own race,I'd probably be a Breton.If I'm the Dragonborn,I think the power would go to my head and the civil war would end with everyone unting to track me down and kill me. D:
I might try and ghost Alduin before I went on my own quest for world domination,but I can't say for sure. lol

Stuck as a human from our world without the blood of a dragon,I'd be dead on the way to Helgen.One of the Legion would have used me to sight in their new bow. u.u

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:12 am

I would never have been caught in the first place!

Then I would have made my way to Markarth, moved into the abandonned house, and and hang out with Hroki to buy the bloodiest beef in the reach.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:43 am

Just realised I wouldn't last AT ALL...
I would have a heart attack as soon as i saw the frostbite spiders in the Helgen cave.
So big and hairy!
*cough*that'swhatshesaid :hubbahubba:

*cough*

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 4:00 pm

I would have died in the forest somewhere after I had jumped off the cart and ran like hell into the trees.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:36 pm

Just realised I wouldn't last AT ALL...
I would have a heart attack as soon as i saw the frostbite spiders in the Helgen cave.
So big and hairy!
*cough*that'swhatshesaid :hubbahubba:

*cough*

i agree. im 250 pounds, work out, taken martial arts, lots of barfights, shot guns (not alot but some) and yet if i see a spider or especially a centipede i have to get my girlfriend to kill it. she has that eye rolling thing down to a science now.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:28 am

Well, wolves attack on the way to Riverwood....and there's a Dragon before that, so not far.

pssh....i strangled a wolf with my burr hands, son.
I've cut many tails off lizards in my back yard and stashed them in my pot...i know how to handle a durn lizard.
Throw sumptin at me that ain't a pansy, and then we'll talk about death in Skyrim.
Crap, i forgot about them derm spider again!
:facepalm:

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:01 am

as soon as i woke up and realized I was a prisoner, i'd probly die from fear.
either that or I'd fus ro dah everyone out of helgen and alduin, then make myself king of an abandoned village :cool:

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:13 am

The first mudcrab I meet would be my doom... those things have pincers likehttp://wendyquest.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/jaws_of_life.jpg