Can you divorce? My wife is a skank.

Post » Mon May 21, 2012 10:02 am

But you don't even get to see her naked. Just like real life marriages I suppose.
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Robert DeLarosa
 
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 11:00 am

Giants?

"C'mon honey. We're going hunting for Mammoth; we need new hides for clothing."

"But the only Mammoth are by giants."

"It's ok, all the rumors you hear are false. C'mon I'll show you."
5 minutes later your wife is the first female astronaut
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sarah
 
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Post » Sun May 20, 2012 10:57 pm

5 minutes later your wife is the first female astronaut

Hahahaha!
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Betsy Humpledink
 
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Post » Sun May 20, 2012 7:54 pm

[censored]s will be [censored]s. Sorry, OP.

But I hear that an unfaithful partner was executable in the old days. You may need to axe her a question or two.
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Kelly John
 
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 6:08 am

War hammer to the base of her skull. Divorce in Skyrim, in a nutshell.
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CHARLODDE
 
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Post » Sun May 20, 2012 7:43 pm

Best. Thread title. Ever.

Agreed, practically fell over laughing.
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aisha jamil
 
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Post » Sun May 20, 2012 11:19 pm

I know the Nord you speak of. I think she just travels with him, since they seem to follow each other around.

Not aware of the "level" of their "relationship" though.
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 8:28 am

Can you marry vampires? If so, can you marry them if you're a werewolf? Could you imagine what the child would look like?!

"Mom, dad. The other children in Whiterun won't play with me..."

"Have you seen yourself, you freak?!"

*child looks to your character for some sort of comforting remark*

"Eh, I'm gonna grab me a warm mead and go dragon slaying with the guys. Maybe do some Mammoth-tipping on the way home."
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Unstoppable Judge
 
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 8:04 am

Can you marry vampires? If so, can you marry them if you're a werewolf? Could you imagine what the child would look like?!

"Mom, dad. The other children in Whiterun won't play with me..."

"Have you seen yourself, you freak?!"

*child looks to your character for some sort of comforting remark*

"Eh, I'm gonna grab me a warm mead and go dragon slaying with the guys. Maybe do some Mammoth-tipping on the way home."

XD I want to know this as well


I also want to know if u can marry a werewolf character will he/she battle with u and fight with u in werewolf form?
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Matthew Aaron Evans
 
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Post » Sun May 20, 2012 11:30 pm

Then what is the point in getting married?
See this for a tip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vlco4yvSc&t=3s
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Alkira rose Nankivell
 
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Post » Sun May 20, 2012 8:36 pm

But seriously, if you want to divorce, can you?
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emily grieve
 
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Post » Sun May 20, 2012 10:16 pm

After reading through the rather large game guide I purchased, I found the complete list of possible spouses, and what to do in order to get married. But nothing about 'what if I get cold feet after'.

Possible solution? Murder your spouse in the wild, and try your luck with another person? If it doesn't work then think Very hard about who you want as a spouse or just stay married to your weapons/magic.
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Post » Sun May 20, 2012 11:37 pm

There is absolutely no way to be romantic with your wife. You can't kiss or hug, give gifts, or anything.

So romance is basically of the pre-Fable III quality. Thanks Bethesda, I wasn't expecting the most in depth thing ever but some animations like hugging/kissing (nothing extreme) would not have killed you. /sadpanda
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Post » Sun May 20, 2012 11:43 pm

Well apparently

Spoiler
Aerin and Mjoll the Lioness both live in the same house in Riften. I don't know what their relationship was supposed to be. They may be siblings. I take it that if you get Mjoll's sword and get her to marry you that Aerin moves in also. I don't know if that is a bug or intended. I can't find a quest that connects the two.
She told me that Aerin had saved her life when she was dying in an alley and that he's the only person she trusts in Riften (aside from you if your nice to her) of course.

I didn't think you could marry her really, she talks about him in a lot of her conversations with you. I figured they had something going on between each other.

That's hilarious though OP, looks like you're officially in a polygamous marriage of the polyandric sort.
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Jesus Sanchez
 
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 9:48 am

i was at the DMV(sos) laughing my butt off. everyone was looking at me like wtf?
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 11:21 am

I also want to know if u can marry a werewolf character will he/she battle with u and fight with u in werewolf form?

No they won't, i married Aela the Huntress and have been travelling with her for awhile and she's never done it, not even when i transformed.
Tbh, she's overall a pretty awsome wife, cooks, is hot, beats things up and gives me money that she makes selling like, cabbeges or something from her farm(didn't even know she had a farm)
I can even get jobs, train archery and sell things to her(wut?) while out and about, but she hardly says anything at all.
Kinda bugs me how some companions will acually interact with you when you travel with them, comenting on scenery,dungeons, cities, when you heal them and whatnot and the only time she opens her mouth is to state the obvious.
Ah if only she was fun, then she would be perfect and i wouldn't haveto think about killing her
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 3:11 am

LOL this is a great topic, I had my nord marry the sister of that guy who owns the riverside trader, I even get profti from the trader shop which is sweet i kept thinking if i kill her brother would i get a bigger share of the traders shop lol but as I came home one day after working hard at the blacksmiths this random guy who liked her back in her hometown was sat in my chair drinking my beer.......she saido hi honey i said nothing but then calmly put an arrow in his eye
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 5:47 am

So far my husband behaved and he seems to be essential which is useful because now I don't need to pay attention to what I'm doing with my fireballs.
And every day he gives me 100 gold from his shop even if he was an entire day in some mouldy cave with me killing Draugr. I don't suppose they were buying his stuff to generate profit.
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 1:47 am

There is absolutely no way to be romantic with your wife. You can't kiss or hug, give gifts, or anything.

Maybe that's why TC's wife is, apparently, cheating on him.
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Isabell Hoffmann
 
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 10:22 am

Mjoll is impossible to kill if she is your wife. :sadvaultboy: Im tired of her. Anyone have suggestions? She drops her her knees after I hack and slash away with my legendary daedra warhammer. Any help?
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 11:24 am

Followers can't perma-die to enemies from my experiments.... but if they accidentally get in your way... perma-death! I know... I've lost a Housecarl and a dog to them leaping in front of my bow. (And I didn't mean to do it. I was sad about the dog. Annoyed at my useless Housecarl.)

As for the console command... I have yet to get it to work. I tried to rez the dog with it. No go.

I'm also avoiding marriage for now. Not sure I want to deal with it... Not sure I am interested in any of the available Argonian males... and by the time I find an attractive sturdy Nord male that's not bothered by scales and a little assassination work she's going to have standards and expectations. XD /eyes the Jarls
Or you could just marry my Necromancer Breton, I have over 40,000 Septims (gold) and I own a house in every major hold. I'm also the Arch mage at the Winterhold College and won't get in your way as we fight dragons together.
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 9:11 am

Mjoll and the dude (Aerin) live together, if you moved into her house I'm guessing he just still lives there. Maybe if you marry her and move into a new house he stays behind?
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Post » Sun May 20, 2012 8:04 pm

My solution is to get friendly with the other guy...
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 10:45 am

Followers can't perma-die to enemies from my experiments.... but if they accidentally get in your way... perma-death! I know... I've lost a Housecarl and a dog to them leaping in front of my bow.

I beg to differ. My companion, was killed when left just a little bit behind on a path. Entered a house, did a few things, and when I came out a delivery boy brought me her will..... So, I think that they might be able to...
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Post » Mon May 21, 2012 7:29 am

Should my hubby accidentally fall backwards onto a dagger, killing himself, can I remarry?
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