My wife knocked all of my shields over so I forged the axe of divorce. The rest is history.

Im lucky i married the traders sister from Riverwood
Nice imperial ass i ravage
damn imperials, she and her brother are the only ones i dont mind
im also a Kahjitt, so its a bit akward sometimes in Bed.... She said it was to furry for her..........

Axe to the face solved my problem..but now her body is sitting in the corner >.<

That is the best thread title I have ever seen.

Yeah, I can't seem to kill my Husband, Darkeethus. He kneels and gets back up....

My husband seems to have vanished completely, sometime after a dragon fight so I'm guessing it killed him, can't find his corpse though. Guessing I can't remarry to anyone? Don't seem to be able to at least.

Maybe he went to work? I noticed that Darkeethus was never home but I would always see him run off, I followed him and he travels all the way from Whiterun to Darkwater Crossing to mine ore.... I just told him to move to his house and I kinda just left him there.