Can you divorce? My wife is a skank. : V

» Mon May 21, 2012 12:01 am

Title. Can I divorce and remarry?

» Mon May 21, 2012 8:18 am

does murder count as divorce?

» Sun May 20, 2012 7:14 pm

In real life, or...?

» Mon May 21, 2012 11:32 am

LOL, she's dunmer? (according to lore they're the 'loosest' women in all Tamriel!)
I don't know, my skyrim wife cooks so good, that I don't even think about any divorce or such! :blink:

» Mon May 21, 2012 12:27 am

You didn't marry Lydia did you? She's such a whiner.

» Mon May 21, 2012 2:14 am

I lol'd. so hard after reading the title.
Man I wish we could divorce, but from what I've read, it's a no.

» Sun May 20, 2012 9:42 pm

I married a woman from riften, a nord woman that sent me to a dwemer ruin to find her sword.

well after I did, she was interested so we married. When I asked her to move in, she brought another guy? Lol? So now it's two nords a skank and a pizza place in my house and he will not leave.

» Sun May 20, 2012 7:26 pm

I'm still a bachelor myself. I got the amulet to show that I'm available and looking, but apparently, women don't go for Wood Elves too much.

» Mon May 21, 2012 11:16 am

That's funny, to read your experiences and i'm not that far yet. I need to find suitable Nord man first.

» Mon May 21, 2012 1:18 am

I married a woman from riften, a nord woman that sent me to a dwemer ruin to find her sword.

well after I did, she was interested so we married. When I asked her to move in, she brought another guy? Lol? So now it's two nords a skank and a pizza placd in my house and he will not leave.

What? Doing that quest now so that's good to know.

What if you talk to them without wearing the ring? Do they mention it? Does it make them mad? Do they threaten to leave? Surely there is some way to do it.

Course if you married a combat type that will accompany you then death in the wilds would be easy to pull off. Just tell her to punch a giant in the nuts.

» Mon May 21, 2012 11:19 am

All the Nord women are HOT.

» Mon May 21, 2012 6:13 am

I married a woman from riften, a nord woman that sent me to a dwemer ruin to find her sword.

well after I did, she was interested so we married. When I asked her to move in, she brought another guy? Lol? So now it's two nords a skank and a pizza place in my house and he will not leave.

Well, if killing the wife doesn't grant you a *divorce*, you could always kill the other Nord while he's outside and dump is body out of the way

» Mon May 21, 2012 5:55 am

I should do this quest also so I can marry a woman, and have her make me a sandwich every day.

» Mon May 21, 2012 10:53 am

Best. Thread title. Ever.

» Mon May 21, 2012 8:43 am

My suggestion is go on a really tough quest and bring her along. Let her engage the enemies while you sit back and watch the mayhem ensue.

» Mon May 21, 2012 2:26 am

There is absolutely no way to be romantic with your wife. You can't kiss or hug, give gifts, or anything.

» Sun May 20, 2012 8:20 pm

This whole thread is making me lol out loud for some reason. The title made me lol.

And then

I married a woman from riften, a nord woman that sent me to a dwemer ruin to find her sword.

well after I did, she was interested so we married. When I asked her to move in, she brought another guy? Lol? So now it's two nords a skank and a pizza place in my house and he will not leave.

also me lol.

Particularly this part

When I asked her to move in, she brought another guy? Lol?

» Sun May 20, 2012 9:38 pm

Its been said that you can't divorce and remarry, only by murder.

I still haven't played the game as my new rig is still in pieces and I had said from the get-go that I wasn't going to marry in game. But the more of these threads I read the more I want to get married din game. I think all of these threads should win some sort of award as I find them absolutely entertaining. I laugh out loud every time I open one of these threads.

» Mon May 21, 2012 9:29 am

I'm still a bachelor myself. I got the amulet to show that I'm available and looking, but apparently, women don't go for Wood Elves too much.

Women were crawling over themselves to marry my Wood Elf.

» Sun May 20, 2012 10:01 pm

My suggestion is go on a really tough quest and bring her along. Let her engage the enemies while you sit back and watch the mayhem ensue.

Giants?

"C'mon honey. We're going hunting for Mammoth; we need new hides for clothing."

"But the only Mammoth are by giants."

"It's ok, all the rumors you hear are false. C'mon I'll show you."

» Mon May 21, 2012 4:42 am

Women were crawling over themselves to marry my Wood Elf.

I didn't create the most attractive Wood Elf ever. I made him rugged and scary looking. Are they shallow in game? Lol

» Mon May 21, 2012 10:15 am

I'm glad you guys are finding my [censored] of a wife amusing, while she is probably sleeping with what appears to be her brother while my xbox is off. :sadvaultboy:

» Mon May 21, 2012 12:15 am

This whole thread is making me lol out loud for some reason. The title made me lol.

It's making you laugh out loud out loud? Impressive

» Sun May 20, 2012 11:11 pm

So... has anyone tried murdering their wife? Can you remarry after that? I mean, not that I'd do that...

» Mon May 21, 2012 10:57 am

It's making you laugh out loud out loud? Impressive

The sentence was meant physically doing so. Anyone can type "lol" and not actually laugh out loud.