I was in San Antonio, TX about a year ago and I ordered pizza to my hotel room. I ordered from the place that advertised the "best pizza you've ever had." The delivery girl even repeated that when she brought the pie. It ended up being a roughly disc-shaped piece of bland bread, waxy and tasteless cheese, and the sauce was like Spaghetti-O's with the O's strained out. I guess taste in pizza must vary widely from place to place. I almost called Lou Malnati's just to tell them I missed them.

Pretty much, pizza is so wide spread, I doubt most people know what "original" pizza tastes like. If there ever was an original pizza taste.