Don't assume I'm gay : V

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:10 am

I have removed this part since it doesn't seem to matter. The only thing some people seem to see is "gay" and "killed" so they automatically jump to stupid conclusions.
The basis was somebody assumed something about my Orc with anger issues and my Orc then proceeded to kill the for making a rude and un merited assumption. I will repose this under a different format so the story is not lost

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:33 pm

You....agreed to the wedding....

What the hell was he supposed to think?

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:10 pm

thats great but this thread will no doubt be locked down. Dont get me wrong I dont like having the males hit on me. IMO they shouldve made an option at the begining to choose if your character is Gay, lisbian, Bisixual, or Strait. That way you only have options to marry those you want to.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:32 pm

The last thread that made me laugh this hard was the summon music playing bear spell

http://www.wimp.com/skyrimmodders/

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:06 am

thats great but this thread will no doubt be locked down. Dont get me wrong I dont like having the males hit on me. IMO they shouldve made an option at the begining to choose if your character is Gay, lisbian, Bisixual, or Strait. That way you only have options to marry those you want to.

I didn't say anything for or againts gay marriage so to close this would be stupid. I'm just sharing a story that involves the gay marriage feature in skyrim. If it was about the horse riding feature it would be fine.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:10 am

The last thread that made me laugh this hard was the summon music playing bear spell

http://www.wimp.com/skyrimmodders/

This makes me giggle every time I watch it. And the title of this thread makes me lol for some strange reason.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:46 am

Well my male Altmer and Onmund from the College are happily married and have adopted two children, so there

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:43 pm

You....agreed to the wedding....

What the hell was he supposed to think?

I agreed after he told me he was interested in me, which I suppose was a compliment but I'm role playing an Ork that gets angry at small things so......

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:18 am

I didn't say anything for or againts gay marriage so to close this would be stupid. I'm just sharing a story that involves the gay marriage feature in skyrim. If it was about the horse riding feature it would be fine.

There's a certain charming naviety to how you almost entered into a same-six union with another dude.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:20 pm

This makes me giggle every time I watch it. And the title of this thread makes me lol for some strange reason.

I laughed at "beat his head in with a mace"

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:57 am

Well my male Altmer and Onmund from the College are happily married and have adopted two children, so there

I'm assuming your charracter was gay then and somehow portrayed that.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:44 am

I agreed after he told me he was interested in me, which I suppose was a compliment but I'm role playing an Ork that gets angry at small things so......

So why did your Orc agree to get married instead of simply turning the individual down?

Also correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you need to initiate flirtatiousness dialogue?( ie. "Are you interested in me?")

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:56 am

I'm assuming your charracter was gay then and somehow portrayed that.

Dont have to be gay to love Onmund.
Hmm Onmund.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:34 am

I'm assuming your charracter was gay then and somehow portrayed that.

I like how you portrayed how your Orc almost got married by accident and you RPed him getting angry and beating the poor gay argonian man to death with your mace. This post should become a short story.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:26 am

Oh lord, you people need to get out more, meet more diverse people, and, holy crap, be a bit more... um, at least tolerant, if you can't be accepting. 'Course, this is coming from someone who grew up in NYC, diversity capital of the world. Why in the world would it upset you if a guy hit on you? A simple, "No, thank you, I'm straight," will almost always suffice. And heck, he might even be a cool guy to hang with.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:01 pm

Ive never done the marriage thing before today. I bought the amulet and went about playing normally until I meet this person. I forget his name, he was an argonion in the companions house, but I spoke to him and then he proceeded to tell me how he was interested in me.
So I went along with it, agreed to the marriage, went to the church and started the wedding. When asked if I was sure I replayed with no and then proceeded to beat his head in with a mace.
This isn't me hating on gay marriage but don't assume me, a 6 foot plus Ork. Who happens to be Dovahkiin and has killed hundreds of foes, is gay. It seems quite rude to just assume everyone is gay. Anyway he's dead now so we are even

You agreed to a Dude wedding. Well a Beast Wedding with the voice of a dude.

An'd i am suppose to say your straight?

How old are you.. You obv don't understand Weddings.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:35 pm

Ive never done the marriage thing before today. I bought the amulet and went about playing normally until I meet this person. I forget his name, he was an argonion in the companions house, but I spoke to him and then he proceeded to tell me how he was interested in me.
So I went along with it, agreed to the marriage, went to the church and started the wedding. When asked if I was sure I replayed with no and then proceeded to beat his head in with a mace.
This isn't me hating on gay marriage but don't assume me, a 6 foot plus Ork. Who happens to be Dovahkiin and has killed hundreds of foes, is gay. It seems quite rude to just assume everyone is gay. Anyway he's dead now so we are even

Well plainly Skyrim has no stigma against same-six relationships. Tamriel doesn't have the same cultural backgrounds as we do, and since a large part of what straight people think of gay people is the cultural level of acceptance (for example, ancient Athenians were fine with it, Romans were cool with it as long as the Roman was the dominant partner, etc) then it follows that according toTamrielic norms your Orc overreacted.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 9:30 am

I laughed at "beat his head in with a mace"

Molag Bal approves.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:54 am

I assume from you're a homophobe, not that you're gay.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:42 pm

Oh lord, you people need to get out more, meet more diverse people, and, holy crap, be a bit more... um, at least tolerant, if you can't be accepting. 'Course, this is coming from someone who grew up in NYC, diversity capital of the world. Why in the world would it upset you if a guy hit on you? A simple, "No, thank you, I'm straight," will almost always suffice. And heck, he might even be a cool guy to hang with.

I felt it was quite rude to assume what ones sixual preference is. And I'm role playing an easily offended Ork so this was inevitable. Lots of NPC's have been killed for a lot smaller things. Saying "hay, watch it" being the main reason

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 8:54 am

Oh lord, you people need to get out more, meet more diverse people, and, holy crap, be a bit more... um, at least tolerant, if you can't be accepting. 'Course, this is coming from someone who grew up in NYC, diversity capital of the world. Why in the world would it upset you if a guy hit on you? A simple, "No, thank you, I'm straight," will almost always suffice. And heck, he might even be a cool guy to hang with.

He's not upset he got hit on, he's upset he was one "I do" away from a hot wedding night with a lizard man.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 7:49 pm

I felt it was quite rude to assume what ones sixual preference is.

Its not assuming......its asking to find out. Otherwise how might he know?

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 6:07 am

Molag Bal approves.

From a roleplaying standpoint, playing a dimwitted orc who accidently agrees to something like this and then flies into a bloody rage once he finally realizes whats going on is 100% RP accurate.

This thread is hilarious.

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:39 am

I assume from you're a homophobe, not that you're gay.

I'm neither of the above but if you assume I'm gay and then quickly jump to marriage, I'm going to get slightly offended.
Combine slightly offended with being an Ork with anger issues and you get your head bashed in

» Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:24 pm

From a roleplaying standpoint, playing a dimwitted orc who accidently agrees to something like this and then flies into a bloody rage once he finally realizes whats going on is 100% RP accurate.

This thread is hilarious.

Thank you for seeing the point of this, I'm having to defend myself from homophobe accusations now