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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 3:43 am

4) Merry, are you and Lady N going to turn this into an actual comic short or what?!?!
I support this idea
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 12:43 pm

I think he's telling us that he and Lady Nerevar are trying to conceive. Mentioning Reman was all I needed to know this.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 7:22 am

Great, comic script is done.

Time for the screenplay.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 1:39 pm

An entry by M.K. and a Nyan TOM [censored] WAITS! Extrademinsioanl-orgismic.

The links were a brilliant addition, really made turned the read into an experience. Now all you need is a way for us to caress ALMSIVI's skin and smell the stank of Lorkhan's corpse and we shall be lost forever.

EDIT: Saw a Pixies link on the sidebar of one o' da' youtube videos....Monkey Gone to Heaven would supplement this very well.

EDIT EDIT: I was right.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 1:56 pm

Took me about an hour long internet search to confirm what I assumed that meant. Good for you Mikey!
The google-fu is weak with this one :tongue:

To clarify, we were supposed to leave the youtube links open as we opened new ones, correct?
Yup. Ideal scenario is the crashing of your browser and/or computer.

I think he's telling us that he and Lady Nerevar are trying to conceive. Mentioning Reman was all I needed to know this.
Out of all the things to get from a mention of Reman...


4) Merry, are you and Lady N going to turn this into an actual comic short or what?!?!
Yes.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 10:43 am

What a merry collective, this eyesore selective, they've got me all jittery and excited, wide eyed and wighted - it seems their hearts are a flutter, and it all makes my mind kinda sputter, em em em em em like some clicking nucryod whelk, to see that some new greatness shall come from a lass and her elk.

Thanks for this.


1) This is setup like a comic, and I pictured it every step of the way as one. Particularly in a style reminiscent of what you might find in-between http://comicfencing.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/nightowls.jpg and http://romanticmrsheldon.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/supertron_sheldon_vella_0061.jpg, but yeah, Zuda Comics love.

Oh, indeed.

3)Professor Numinatus and Cousin, I feel like we could go on great adventures together.

[censored] yeah ya'll will.

4) Merry, are you and Lady N going to turn this into an actual comic short or what?!?!

[censored] yeah we are.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 6:52 am

^ Meh. I had to confirm if that was you, as you don't have profile pictures of yourself anywhere. I had to figure out your real name, find Kirkbride's facebook and look at his relationship status and pictures. Kinda stalker-ish, but I was curious as to why the picture was included, so I had to know. At first I thought it his niece or something but whatever.....
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 4:06 am

^ Meh. I had to confirm if that was you, as you don't have profile pictures of yourself anywhere. I had to figure out your real name, find Kirkbride's facebook and look at his relationship status and pictures. Kinda stalker-ish, but I was curious as to why the picture was included, so I had to know. At first I thought it his niece or something but whatever.....

No no no, you've got it all wrong. http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/mediawiki/images/0/03/Tzeentch.jpg is M.K., and http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KjAeDtOvG0Y/TwW8YD9ED2I/AAAAAAAADwM/3c31Hyt-1gg/s1600/Eldar_woman_02_02%252520copy.jpg is Lady Nerevar.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 6:25 pm

Does anybody else see a incistuous subtext between Numinatus and his Cousin? Am I not the only one who thinks their love isn't just a familial one, but something much more loathesome?
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 4:33 pm

Yup. Ideal scenario is the crashing of your browser and/or computer.
...Ideal scenario reached... :user: :fakenopic: :bomb_ie: :brokencomputer: :cry: ---watching--- :evil:
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 8:27 am

Does anybody else see a incistuous subtext between Numinatus and his Cousin? Am I not the only one who thinks their love isn't just a familial one, but something much more loathesome?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYAn6bMgqVs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a3lNVtJzo8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKcp9UlbUDA loathsome, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJjihseiio
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 2:06 pm

Page 3

Panel 1 - An Imperial Mananaut, whose suit is differentiated from others, signifying perhaps a higher rank, holds a mangifying glass up to one of the numerable eyelets in his helmet, eyeing the landing of the mothship.

Imperial Mananaut: Glass confirms it’s the Professor, Admiral. His megalomoth is following proper lunar size dilations. Safe landing expected.
PROFESSOR NUMINATUS [BALLOON]: Ah, good to see you, too, Jauffre. This must be something serious if they’ve brought you moonside, old boy.
Imperial Mananaut Jauffre: It's bad. You’ve no idea.

Panel 2 - Professor Numinatus, inside Cousin’s main control room, seated, backlit so we have yet to see his face, but it’s obvious that he’s wearing a naval cap of some kind. Jauffre, the Admiral, the Morbad, as well as other Imperial servants appear on multiple gel-screens.

Cousin: Doing ever so hard to secure us a safe landing.
Professor Numinatus: Forgive them their sins, love. When you pout, the whole cockpit gets itchy.
Professor Numinatus: And why am I reading three billion life forms nearby? Are we phased correctly?

Panel 3 - Back inside the magical-military installation, on the Admiral and his clerk. This small panel overlaps the upper left corner of the next

Admiral: Your phase is fine, Professor, and those readings are correct. Certain precautions had to be taken this morning.
Clerk: They shouldn’t have the ability to detect them. Em. Em.
Admiral: Oh, do and go get yourself to the reset chambers.

Panel 4 - Large panel, above the Lunar Colony. Cousin has landed. A southern cargo area is littered with countless silver spheres, penned-in and guarded by juggernauts of the Imperial Legion.

PROFESSOR NUMINATUS [BALLOON]: Oh my. Those spheres are... each one is a contingency chrysalis!
ADMIRAL [BALLOON]: Yes, it was a full evacuation, Professor.

Panel 5 - On one of the silver spheres: each is filled with countless humanoid shapes. This small panel overlaps the lower right corner of the one above.

COUSIN: They’ve gone insane, Amiel.
PROFESSOR NUMINATUS [BALLOON]: Never call me that on an open channel when we’re working.


Page 4

Panel 1 - As Page 3, Panel 2, but Professor Numinatus has risen, preparing to disembark. Still backlit, the fact that he’s wearing a cape becomes obvious.

Professor Numinatus: But you’re right, Cousin.
Professor Numinatus: A single contingency chrysalis can, at best, hold four thousand souls synchubating inside itself for fifteen hours before everyone inside begins to bleed their memories together. Then they all mega-ghost.

Panel 2 - Behind the Professor as he walks down a corridor of the mothship, running a finger down one of its stone-and-flesh walls.

Professor Numinatus: A swirl-thought monster outside of the regulated planar wheels, driven mad by conflicting desires...
Cousin: You’re tickling me.
Professor Numinatus: ...I know. Conflicting ideas of escape...
Cousin: Harder.
Professor Numinatus: ...as you wish. Conflicting ideas of who and where and when...
Professor Numinatus: ...and all of it draqed in that singular fear of I ARE ALL WE.

Panel 3 - Behind the Professor as he walks down another corridor of the mothship, this one lined with weapons, paintings, hosiery, masks and capes and ward-staves, porcelain idols and floating baubles, magical apparati of unguessed function.

Professor Numinatus: Remember what happened at the Isle of Artaeum?
Cousin: Which time? It kept vanishing.
Professor Numinatus: The time we saved it, Cousin. It doesn’t do that anymore.

Panel 4 - Behind the Professor as he walks up to an airlock. It’s opening on his approach, the lunar light flooding the hall.

Cousin: I don’t remember that at all, love. Have you been storing secrets in your second brain again?
Professor Numinatus: Heavens no, that one belongs to you. My third.
Professor Numinatus: But the point remains, Artaeum was caught in a Belharzian synchro-null blossom-loop by just one broken contingency chrysalis.
Professor Numinatus: So I really have to ask...

Page 5

Panel 1 - Large near-splash, the Professor wearing his most beautiful velvet and filigree uniform as First Sea Lord of the His Majesty’s New Void Navy, striding down the exit ramp to be met by Jauffre and other assembled Imperial Mananauts.

Above them all is Tamriel, blue and oceanic, but with no continents at all.

Professor Numinatus: ...what were you lot thinking?!?
COUSIN: Cousin, look up.
Professor Numinatus: Three billion citizens! Caught in an unstable enchantment that we can barely understand!
Imperial Mananaut: She’s right, sir. If you would kindly raise your gaze and--
Professor Numinatus: We have the spare continent for these kinds of evacuations!

Panel 2 - On Jauffre, a small inset panel.

Imperial Mananaut Jauffre: No we don’t, Professor. Told you it was bad. All landmasses on Mundus have, well, absconded. They’re simply not there anymore.

Panel 3 - On Professor Numinatus, looking up, frowning.

Professor Numinatus: Martin’s balls, they’ve gone on strike again.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 2:05 pm

*giggle*

You're too good.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 5:33 pm

Knowing this will be coming around again in comic form makes me hesitate to keep reading the script... I get the feeling I could enjoy this even more if I experienced it firsthand in that fashion.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 3:33 am

This will be the most interesting thing to come out of a dev since the graphic novel that came with Redguard.

I really wish Mananauts had gotten appearances in the games.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 6:35 am

Crazy comic crazyness.

There really is a lot of the space stuff going on around here, isn't there? LET'S ALL GO EAT SOME SECUNDA-SNAILS!
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 2:27 pm

I really wish Mananauts had gotten appearances in the games.

Seconded. How cool would that be?
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 7:08 am

Also, this definity has to do with the Void Nights.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 9:08 am

I can only but image this in my head, and it's just awesome. TES now got it's own Dr. Who-esque figure, and...space marines? Can't wait to read more.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 9:58 am

Right. Gotcha. Where do we go from here?
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 7:25 am

Knowing this will be coming around again in comic form makes me hesitate to keep reading the script... I get the feeling I could enjoy this even more if I experienced it firsthand in that fashion.
The script is it's own thing. There's wordplay and beauty in the descriptions that make it worth reading.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 4:14 pm

The script is it's own thing. There's wordplay and beauty in the descriptions that make it worth reading.

WE WANT PIKSHURS, SKWEERALL LADY.
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 3:26 am

WE WANT PIKSHURS, SKWEERALL LADY.
http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/3174/numa.jpg
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 2:15 pm

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/3174/numa.jpg

http://www.theprophetblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Excited1.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liw1imq2TV1qbx538.gif
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Post » Fri May 04, 2012 6:47 pm

Well, now we know where Aldmeris is.
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