» Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:36 am
There seem to be many people clamouring for some sort of update from Beth. regarding Hearthfire and/or any other DLC for the PS3... given the seeming unlikelihood of any such thing happening, I thought, to fill the vacuum, I'd compose a plausible one myself:
"Dear PS3 customers
We at Bethesda would very much like to claim, that, if we could travel back in time, and at the outset do the coding for Skyrim in such a way that we could have avoided a repeat of the issues affecting our last three games on the PS3 platform, we would do so. If we are being honest, however, we must admit that the resources required to do so would have almost completely eaten away what extra profit we derived from our exclusivity arrangements with Microsoft. Therefore, although we are saddened by not having a time machine within which to travel back and correct our past mis-deeds, we are not however sufficiently saddened that, should we be provided with one (by Sony tech. support or otherwise), we would make use of it. In parting, we would like to thank our loyal PS3 fanbase for their forty pounds and/or seventy dollars and in conclusion suggest that, if they are dissatisfied with receiving a gimped version of the product, they should hate the game and not the player.
Sincerely, and with love:
gamesas
P.S.: we will be accepting pre-orders for FA4 shortly... see you then"
Best I could do, hope it helps.